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09-24-03 11:04 AM
Joey

Howard Berman
Hank Greenberg
Kitty Dukakis
Mark Green
Alan Hevesi
Ed Koch
Max Lugar
Sandy Maisel
Frank Lautenberg
Chuck Schumer
Sheldon Silver
Arlen Specter
Henry Waxman
09-24-03 11:08 AM
steel driving hammer
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
you rule BOOMMYYYYY!!!



Ain't he great!
09-24-03 11:11 AM
Sir Stonesalot >Hardly a crime to find stuff about who's jewish and college football tedious.<

Tedious?

You mean like having the same conversations with the same people about Taylor vs Wood, or Voodoo Lounge vs Bridges to Babylon, or fantasy setlists, or who killed Brian?

To me it just shows a lack of understanding about who populates this particular board. And here is the part where Gazza, Voodoo, and Jaxx should get some credit...they let out the leash for us so we can romp. I think it's safe to say that the folks who post here are a bit different from the folks who post at the other boards. People here are just looking to share some laughs, share some Stonesian spirit. I don't see many "serious" types here. That's not to say that we can't be serious or intellectual...I've seen some pretty deep stuff posted on these threads.

Here's what I found wrong with the IORR post....he mentioned other boards by name, and slagged them. If the dude had just said "I like IORR the best of all the major Stones boards.", and just left it at that, I wouldn't have a problem in the world with it. Different strokes and all that...but he purposely mentioned what he didn't like about us and Shidoobe. That's just uncool. I mean, I could post volumes about what I don't like about other boards, but I don't because it's childish...and it isn't cool. You all know that I am the very definition of cool, so if I say something isn't cool...you know I know what I'm talking about...you know?

SDH is just as guilty for reposting that IORR post here. It could accomplsh nothing but bad vibes. Who needs that shit.

My suggestion is that this whole thread should get deleted and we all forget about it.
09-24-03 11:14 AM
Joey

Amy Alcott
Debra Messing
Hank Greenberg
Walter Blum
Larry Brown
Mitch Gaylord
Brad Gilbert
Shawn Green
Bud Greenspan
Sandy Koufax
Lenny Krayzelburg
Paul Williams ( aka Fleabit )
Marv Levy
Levi Carter
Marvin Miller
09-24-03 11:21 AM
Sir Stonesalot I hear that Jews really adore the Beatles. But there is some strange Jewish law that says that they have to pretend to despise the Beatles.

That would explain a lot...right JB???
09-24-03 11:21 AM
jb SS, you are absolutely correct....while this is a "Stones" board, the people who post here are much to bright and diversified to limit the conversation to strictly the Stones. Indeed, we are all secure enough with our love for the band, that they do not have to be the focal point all the time. When we(I) go too far off topic or cross over the barrier of good taste, someone always is there to put back in line. I think all 3 boards are excellent for the most part...I think IORR homepage with all the info and Stats is great...the message board, IMO, is dominated by Europeans have expressed many views regarding America that I vehemently disagree with.... I think it would be interesting to learn a little more about the demographics of the "Rocks-Off" memebers...I will start off as follows:
1)Occupation-Lawyer
2)Married 12 years, 2 boys ages 7 and 10
3)Residence-Boca raton Florida
4)Annual Income -around 500k
5)Hobbies-Rolling Stones, Tennis, Shopping,
09-24-03 11:23 AM
Joey

Marv Levy
Dolph Schayes
Art Shamsky
Mark Spitz
Hank Greenberg
David Stern
Kerri Strug
Sara Whalen
Henry Wittenberg
Chris Berman
Len Berman
Linda Cohn
Lisa G
Lisa Dergen
Rich Eisen
09-24-03 11:30 AM
nankerphelge 1)Occupation-Shepard
2)Been with same domestic partner (Lance) now for 16 years
3)Residence-Sweet Virginia
4)Annual Income - more than jb's
5)Hobbies-collecting Faberge eggs, interior decorating
09-24-03 11:31 AM
Funky Punk Woman 1)Occupation - Lesbian junkie
2)Marital status - Single
3)Residence - Madrid, Spain
4)Annual Income - No income, income from parents = outcome for rock and roll
5)Hobbies - Sex and Rolling Stones


09-24-03 11:33 AM
stonedinaustralia
quote:
Joey wrote:


Amy Alcott
Debra Messing
Hank Greenberg
Walter Blum
Larry Brown
Mitch Gaylord
Brad Gilbert
Shawn Green
Bud Greenspan
Sandy Koufax
Lenny Krayzelburg
Paul Williams ( aka Fleabit )
Marv Levy
Levi Carter
Marvin Miller





what he said
09-24-03 11:34 AM
Joey

Rich Eisen
Debra Messing
Mike Greenberg
Tony Kornheiser
Steve Levy
Hank Levy
Stoney
Bill Mazer
Al Michaels
Jim Rome
Warner Wolf
Jason Alexander
Keith Moon
09-24-03 11:35 AM
Joey

How many Lesbians DO we have posting here at Rocks Off ????????????????????


Developing .................................


Puss Puss !
09-24-03 11:37 AM
nankerphelge Joey, that is quite inappropriate.

This is a don't ask, don't tell board!

The last thing we need to be doing is prying into the sexploits of our members. No one really cares whether any RO women are rolling around in the arms of another woman, slowly undressing each other and slathering hot scented oils over their bodies....

Is it hot in here...
09-24-03 11:43 AM
steel driving hammer Dreaming of Parmy's American Thighs.....................

Baby Got Thighs!
09-24-03 11:45 AM
Nellcote I'm not seeing Rabbi Kutcherpeckeroff on ANY of these lists?
WTF???


09-24-03 11:46 AM
Joey " The last thing we need to be doing is prying into the sexploits of our members. No one really cares whether any RO women are rolling around in the arms of another woman, slowly undressing each other and slathering hot scented oils over their bodies....

Is it hot in here... "

You should see the action in Steelie's Wrigleyville Apt .

What ?!?!?!?! Oh , sure :

Adam Arkin
Ed Asner
Hank Greenberg
Hank Azaria
Richard Belzer
Selma Blair
Matthew Broderick
Adrien Brody
Jimmy " Puss Puss " Caan
Kate Capshaw
Gabrielle Carteris
Mindy Cohn
Jennifer Connelly
Billy Crystal
Tony Curtis
Larry David
Super Dave Osborne

09-24-03 11:48 AM
Sir Stonesalot JB's REAL submission:

1)Occupation-Lawyer, Object Of Scorn & Ridicule, Boardaholic
2)Married 12 years with no hope of seeing 13, 2 boys ages 7 and 10, who will end up hating my guts for cheating on their mother.
3)Residence-Boca raton Florida, home of everything overpriced.
4)Annual Income -around 500k, after the impending divorce 30K.
5)Hobbies-Rolling Stones, Tennis, Shopping, Secretary Boffing, Tooting My Own Horn, Posting On Message Boards When I Should Be Working Or Boffing The Secretary
6)Band That I Love, But Pretend To Hate-Beatles
7)Turn Ons-Hairy Man Ass, Hundred Dollar Bills, Pretending To Hate The Beatles.
8)Turn Offs-Poor people, People who don't like me(usually poor people), Islamics, People who look Islamic, Smelly people, People who do manual labor, Anyone who drives a K-car.
9)Fave Food-Manmeat, Spagetti-o's, Anything at an overpriced status seeker restaurant, Lolly-pops, Nutrasweet.
09-24-03 11:49 AM
sirmoonie WHAT????

Everybody loves us!!! Ask they and they will say "We love them!" (meaning us).

I love us!

We is love of us! Us is love!

Occupation - lawyer (who isn't anymore?)
Married - Perfect 10! And one little girl (4 yrs) and a little useless punk (2 yrs)
Income - Higher than Josh
Criminal record - miscellaneous small time beefs (public intoxication, drunk and disorderly, drunk, resisting arrest, resisting arrest while intoxicated, drunk with intent to commit mayhem, probation-power-drunk, disorderly intoxication while under arrest, unlawful use of gasoline while intoxicated, disorderly drunk on the Sabbath, refusal to submit to urinalysis while intoxicated)
Hobbies - drinking
09-24-03 11:52 AM
Joey

Richard Dreypuss
Charles Grodin
Steve Guttenberg
Al Lewis
Debra Messing
Shelley Morrison
Leonard Nimoy
Cynthia Nixon
Sharon Osbourne
Gwyneth Paltrow
Mandy Patinkin
Natalie Portman
Carl Reiner
Robert Reiner
Paul Reiser
Doris Roberts
09-24-03 12:13 PM
Sir Stonesalot Occupation: Not A Lawyer, Cool Guy, Saving The World
Married: For now...at least until Gypsy comes to her senses and moves in with me. A son, age 7 going on 17, just like his daddy, sorry for him.
Income: Not much from my day job, but lots from my porn movies.
Hobbies: Rock n Roll, filming lesbians, learning to play guitar poorly, time travel, making fun of JB and SDH, filming lesbians, shaving my head, looking good, smelling good, fucking good, filming lesbians
Fave Food: Pussy.
Turn Ons: Pussy, Hottie Lesbians, Titties, Shaved Vagina, Pussy, Hottie Lesbians, Jewish Princesses whose Lawyer Husbands Cheat On Them.
Turn Offs: Guys sucking dick, hairy man ass, Lesbians who look like men, Women who have cocks, Racism, Religion, having nails pounded into my ballbag, being sick.
09-24-03 12:25 PM
Joey

Hank Greenberg
Robin Ruzan
Richard Schiff
David Schwimmer
Garry Shandling
Dinah Shore
Alicia Silverstone
Daniel Stern
Ian Zering
Woody Allen
John Landis
Barry Levinson
Roman Polanski
09-24-03 12:30 PM
steel driving hammer Time travel eh?!!!!!!!!!!!

My theory - but it's only in development stages, I welcome any other ideas because time travel right now is not that easy.

I think an interesting way which enables us to travel through time is to manipulate the elements, here's how...take a blank sheet of paper, mark and X on one corner, mark an X on the opposite corner so you have 2 X's on both sides of THE SAME PAGE, ok, then pretend one X is Earth and the other X is Jupiter. So how can one travel to Jupiter in a blink of an eye? You manipulate the elements by folding the paper in half so both X's meet.

Now do I have something here or what!
09-24-03 12:39 PM
Sir Stonesalot >Now do I have something here or what!<

So where did you clip and paste that from? We all know that you don't know what half of those words mean...let alone grasp the concept of what the author is talking about.

Stones rule you bastards.
09-24-03 12:42 PM
steel driving hammer I heard that theory about 6 years ago on the Art Bell radio show.

Just about the time when the movie Contact with Jodie Foster was out.

Suck it bitch.
09-24-03 12:48 PM
Joey


Sydney Pollack
Brett Ratner
Rob Reiner
Barry Sonnenfeld
Steven Spielberg
Oliver Stone
Henry Winkler
Jerry Zucker
Mitch Gaylord
Judge Wapner
Alan Dershowitz
Ronald Shapiro
09-24-03 12:55 PM
Sir Stonesalot >My theory<

>I heard that theory about 6 years ago on the Art Bell radio show.<

So it's NOT your theory.

Liar liar pants on fire.

Contact blows donkey.

>Suck it Bitch<

Do some yoga and suck it yourself...you are the only one in this conversation who has had any experience in that department.
09-24-03 01:07 PM
Joey

Michael Bolton
Harry Connick Jr.
Neil Diamond
Kenny G
Lesley Gore
Billy Joel
Barry Manilow
Paul Shaffer
Gene Simmons
Paul Simon
Max Weinberg
Peter Yarrow
Brooke Burke ( Yes , THAT Brooke Burke from the E !!!! News Channel )
09-24-03 01:36 PM
steel driving hammer Tell Me board is so prissy, bitching bout the Circus Krone.

Shidoobee's board is so gentle, really such a please.

Rocks Off board can be funny, sometimes fucking mad.

Keno's board just wants to get fucked all night, that just might get you banned.

1st and Goal Ronnie!
09-24-03 01:43 PM
Monkey Woman
quote:
LOL we can always go to Rocks Off where they spend hours debating who is Jewish and who is not day after day! ... in Rocks Off a few of those posting will often kidnap a thread to discuss college football, their parties, etc, which seem to have a better place in e-mails ( LOL especaally when they begin to kid about their drugs etc.)


Ah, but this is precisely why we love Rocks Off! Anything goes!!!
09-24-03 01:43 PM
jb H.R. Puff-n-Stuff
Witchie-Pooh
Skobee-d0
Fat Albert
The Cosby Kids
Underdog
Speedracer
Gigantor
Rocky
Bulwinkle


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