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09-23-03 05:18 AM
Honky Tonk Man Back for San Francisco now. Hope everyone really missed me. Had a really good time. Did all the usual things like visit Alcatraz, get a Greyhound to Reno and gambled, got drunk alot and got layed several dozen times. First night we found this really cool bar where a band was playing. After they had finished their set, i jokingly asked if i could have a go. Picked up the guitar, propped myself up on a stool and attemped to play Wild Horses. Managed about two chords before falling off the stool and banging my head. It WASN'T ALL maddness though. We did have a few quite night in! Well, two! The whole 21 drinking Law wasn't as much as a promblem as i thouhght it would be. I found that the smaller bars you went into didn't seem to care, where as if you go to North Beach on a Friday night, most bars won't evan let you in unless you have ID.

No seriously though, San Francisco is a really cool place. What i like most, was that everybody made such an effort to be friendly. This little bar where we went in on our first night there, kind of bacame our local. Wed go straight in and put Oasis on the jukebox. Just to let you Yanks know the English had arrived! HA HA!

I really didn't want to leave this morning, i loved it there, but its great to be home. Im missed a great Twickenham show too!

Alex
09-23-03 05:43 AM
Fabio Hot Stuff Ciao Honky Tonk !
happy you have done a great holiday in Frisco bay.
Listen,if I don't wrong - are you a liverpool supporter?
I rememeber something like that...
well, hopin' to meet us in Uefa league this year....
joking-
forza ROMA
Fabio Hot Stuff
[Edited by Fabio Hot Stuff]
09-23-03 07:29 AM
Jumacfly welcome back Alex!!
hope you enjoyed Frisco!!!
nice to read you again!!

cheers
Ju
09-23-03 08:51 AM
marko did you saw Dirty Harry?
09-23-03 08:53 AM
Jumacfly and ..the village people??? are they ok??
09-23-03 11:44 AM
shakedhandswithkeith welcome back alex!!
09-23-03 12:13 PM
jb WElcome back....did you visit any of the famous bahthouses?
09-23-03 12:21 PM
Joey

Is your rectum bleeding ?????????
09-23-03 12:29 PM
jb Did you develop anal hemorrhoids?
09-23-03 03:12 PM
Factory Girl Hi Alex!!! Did your lays have Big Sleeves???

Kisses
09-23-03 04:20 PM
stewed & Keefed Welcome back mate, see you next week ? Dont forget to sign up with Gazza.
09-23-03 05:26 PM
Honky Tonk Man No my fucking rectum in not bleeding!

It was a good holiday. Thinking about doing Boston, New York and Chicago next year.

Rectum, JESUS!

Alex
09-23-03 05:36 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:
Honky Tonk Man wrote:
No my fucking rectum in not bleeding!



I told you that rectum jelly works really well.
09-23-03 06:13 PM
Gazza >got drunk alot and got layed several dozen times.

lets see. you were gone what...two weeks?? If you "got layed several dozen times" you must have been staying in a chicken coop!!!
09-23-03 06:23 PM
Highwire Rob Hi Alex,

I returned last month from a visit to my sister in San Rafael. It was my first experience in San Francisco. I definitely want to relocate (from Pittsburgh) to the Bay Area.

What did you make of the metallic silver dudes that do that robot dancing around Fisherman's Wharf? Or the break-dancing trio? Did you see the "Bush Man" who collects spectator money after jumping out upon unsuspecting pedestrians and scaring the bejesus out of them?

It’s different out there.

Oh, and despite the overpriced beers, how about S.F.'s new Hooters?!

BBQ me up some Tenderloin, Ronnie!

Yep, great town! And welcome back!
09-23-03 09:05 PM
Honky Tonk Man [quote]Gazza wrote:
lets see. you were gone what...two weeks?? If you "got layed several dozen times" you must have been staying in a chicken coop!!!


LOL! Well maybe i was exadurating just a little bit. I did get layed several times. Id have to go back and count how many used condoms were in the bin before i left. I think i may of evan thrown a few out of the window.

One thing i must clear up. She was ALL WOMAN

Alex
09-24-03 01:06 AM
MarthaMyDear Alex, can you please post in more lurid detail about what positions
you practiced, how great your orgasms were, how many you had
(if you can remember that), and what brand(s) of condoms and/or
other forms of contraception you employed?!?!?! I'm lacking in
excellent masturbation material here tonight... THANK YOU!!!
CRACKING-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.................... :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P Just playing!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
EXCELLENT to hear you had an
EXCELLENT time and it's nice to see you posting again!!!
Did you find it expensive in Frisco?!?!?! I have
contemplated moving there and I still ponder that now and then,
etc.... Take care, young man, and I'll talk to you SOON!!!
Anyways, PEACE, take care, and DO ROCK ON!!!
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
09-24-03 01:22 AM
parmeda Alex, one word..."attaboy"

Glad to see you're home safe and had a good time
09-24-03 10:06 AM
Gazza Alex - to quote the lady pictured below in "Pulp fiction", "thats a little more information than I needed to know"




Martha - dont encourage him..lol..theres plenty of 'left handed websites' where you can find the er..material you 'require'
09-24-03 10:26 AM
Joey " I told you that rectum jelly works really well. "

You make Joey giggle .


" Can you say , " Anal Tag " Ronnie ?????????? "

Jercee Joe !
09-24-03 11:59 AM
MarthaMyDear That is a GREAT pic., Gary!!! I can't WAIT for
this movie but I'm not looking forward to the gore...
lol............................................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I bet there's a screen saver of this pic. (probably on the
official site?!?!?! Or on your desktop already?!?!?! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... Take care, nice guy, and I'll talk to you soon!!!
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
09-24-03 01:12 PM
Gazza >I bet there's a screen saver of this pic. (probably on the
official site?!?!?! Or on your desktop already?!?!?!

both actually!

http://www.kill-bill.com

check out the trailers,theyre terrific.Film is out on Oct. 10th - a week later over here. Cant wait. Soundtrack CD out this week and the music is cool as fuck,as always...
09-24-03 01:28 PM
MarthaMyDear Do you know when the premier is?!?!?! Maybe I should check
that out!!! I wouldn't mind seeing if John Travolta shows-
up!!! HE!!! HE!!! lol..................... Let me know if you
hear anything, Gary, ok.?!?!?!
Take care!!!! Maybe
I'll take pix, also!!! lol.................. Keep me
posted!!!

*** Martha ***

P.S. (You know... I just have to be blunt... lol...........
If John Travolta is not going to be in it, then it is just
going to be sorely lacking, IMHO!!! Also, I would like to see
Bruce Willis in it!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shirtless and getting into and out of a shower, drying
himself off with a towel, lying in bed... I'll stop...
CRACKING-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but I
want some HOT MAN ACTION!!! It is just going to be sorely
lacking and that, my friends, is why I have Pulp Fiction on
video and view it now and then... HE!!! HE!!! I just want
John Travolta in it!!! Why no Travolta?!?!?! At least
Samuel L. Jackson has a small part, etc., but I want
Travolta!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for letting me share!!! HE!!!
HE!!! :P )

P.P.S. (Nice to see Darryl Hannah in it but I'm bored with
Uma... Maybe it will be good but I don't know... Thanks for
posting the link, Gary!!! )
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
09-24-03 01:31 PM
jb Try Tucks medicated pads....cooling relief from anal itching...
09-24-03 02:04 PM
Prodigal Son Welcome back, HTM from your Prodigal North American counterpart (turning 18 in 3 weeks!). I've been to San Fran briefly and it was a truly classy city. Can't wait to go back some other time.
09-24-03 02:06 PM
jb Are you O.K. Prodigal Son?
09-24-03 02:09 PM
Factory Girl How many different chicks?

And, did ya pull a Maxlugar and shag a few canines??? :eek
09-24-03 03:56 PM
jb "You make Joey masturbate".
09-24-03 03:59 PM
Joey " How many different chicks?

And, did ya pull a Maxlugar and shag a few canines??? :eek"

Why is everyone always talking about the MaxLugar ?????

I keep telling ya all that I will take care of the Gorilla when I get to Manilla .

Indeed .............................It will be a Thrilla , and a Killa , and a Chilla when I get the Gorilla in Manilla .

{ Joey Ali }



09-24-03 05:25 PM
Honky Tonk Man You are right Gazza. That was FAR too much information. I never normally give out that kind of info and i never will again

Martha, I didn't find San Francisco that expensive. We spent a lot of money, but that was because we were eating out three times a day, taxi fares and all the drinking. You could do it cheaply though.

I'm finding things quite hard going back home. Im still really tierd and its so cold over here!

Alex
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