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Topic: Mick Jagger Reportedly Dealing With Bad Back Return to archive Page: 1 2
09-23-03 08:23 AM
caro
Mick Jagger Reportedly Dealing With Bad Back
Mon Sep 22, 6:00 AM ET

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Mick Jagger is said to be dealing with a bad back while the Rolling Stones continue their Licks world tour. According to the Evening Standard in London, "a pale and tired-looking Jagger" visited an osteopath last week for some work on his back. The paper quoted his spokesperson as saying, "[Jagger] goes to have his back looked at and massaged and manipulated. It's just to keep his back in shape. It's really because of all the running around on stage and leaping about. There is obviously a natural strain on his back because of that." Jagger's session lasted an hour, after which he was walking with "a new vigor."

The Evening Standard also quoted a friend of Jagger's, who said, "Mick isn't getting any younger--he's not invincible and is of the age where he has to start looking after himself a bit more. Andrew Ferguson is his trusted osteopath and he visits him when he can, but obviously, after the long strenuous tour, he needs him more than ever."

A U.S.-based representative for the Stones didn't think it was a serious problem.

The next show for the Stones is Monday (September 22) in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.



[Edited by caro]
09-23-03 08:42 AM
Jumacfly Any girls here to help mick??
cheers Caro, a plus

Ju
09-23-03 08:54 AM
caro cheers Ju!
Bad news, isn't it? That's why I thought I better not add that osteopath must be a great job, somehow
09-23-03 08:57 AM
Doxa Well, maybe because of two many those "helpful girls" he has those back problems in the first place...

Doxa
09-23-03 08:58 AM
Jumacfly don t worry, now Mick can sing "that s how strong my back is"....
ok that sucks, i know i know...
09-23-03 09:00 AM
Boomy LOL, that was pretty good.
09-23-03 09:10 AM
caro
"Sweet back angel"

Well she ain't no singer and she ain't no star
But she sure talk good and she scratchs my back..

oh well...
09-23-03 09:11 AM
Jumacfly thanks Boomy you saved my joke !!
09-23-03 09:13 AM
steel driving hammer Yeah, mama and papa told me I was crazy to strut

I was shaking New York, I was bending in L.A.

So I took some money, and I took a plane

I'm going to China, for an acupuncturist to stop the pain.

When the back breaks down!
09-23-03 09:14 AM
steel driving hammer Juma that was funny about Thats How Strong My Back Is!

Thanks for the smile.
09-23-03 09:27 AM
Boomy Baby got back.

SIR MIXALOT
"Baby Got Back"


[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!


09-23-03 09:52 AM
nankerphelge Bad back??

I find that quite surprising considering the shape he is in.

Must be that slut L'Wren -- she's getting him in scissor holds with them long, lanky, legs!!!

I say we get da bitch....
09-23-03 10:58 AM
UGot2Rollme Yeah, hear the bones crumbling all down my spine
Oh, heard the vertebrae jumbling all down my spine
Yeah, hear the nerves a sighing all down my spine
Oh, hear my back stiffen all down my spine

My doc will be watching out for trouble, yeah!
And he better keep the motor running, yeah (All down my spine)
Well I say yes but my back says no
Just be right there when the disc slips and blows
I need a chirpractor-girl
With sanctified hands to help me now
09-23-03 02:08 PM
Monkey Woman Was this a premonition?

I bet your mama don't know you can bite like that
I bet she never saw you scratch my back
09-23-03 02:44 PM
Miss U. Has she been walking on his back?? It must be her. Off with her head!
09-23-03 02:45 PM
jb What song is Taylor singing on above....
09-23-03 02:58 PM
Boomy I checked the properties of that pic and it seems as though it's the video for ""Ain't Too Proud to Beg.
09-23-03 03:03 PM
Moonisup jb, that song is:

Don't stop
09-23-03 03:08 PM
Monkey Woman Leaving the osteopath's practice last week...

09-23-03 03:16 PM
steel driving hammer And Rod Stewart wating for him out the back,

09-23-03 05:19 PM
StonesChick Yes, he's got terrible back problems, can't you tell from the way he dances!

Slow news day, apparently!
09-23-03 06:12 PM
MarthaMyDear
quote:
Bad back??

I find that quite surprising considering the shape he is in.

Must be that slut L'Wren -- she's getting him in scissor holds with them long, lanky, legs!!!

I say we get da bitch....

What I would like to know is how they do it doggie style!!! He must
need a step ladder... Or, something, er, equally "reachable"!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRACKING-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lol....................................................................................................................
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

*** Martha ***

P.S. (And, it fricking TOOK him long enough to fuck-up his back,
for crying out loud!!!
lol....................................................................................................................
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P What the heck is
wrong with the groupies these days?!?!?! No energy, or some
shit!!!
lol....................................................................................................................
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P lol............ :P
Take care, PEACE, and DO ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!
lol............ :P )
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
09-23-03 06:21 PM
Gazza >What song is Taylor singing on above....

he's lip synching the backing vocal to "Aint too proud to beg" on the video promo that accompanied the single..

Next!!
09-23-03 06:27 PM
Miss U. Oh, Christ, Martha, I did not need that image in my brain!!! LoL!!

I believe Mick Taylor is seen here doing a bluesy cover of "Had It With You". LOL.
[Edited by Miss U.]
09-23-03 10:39 PM
MarthaMyDear Yes... "Had It With You" as in... I've had with you and that step
ladder, babe!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P Can't you just
picture the difficulties and strife, and shit?!?!?!
lol................................................................................ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P Maybe he hurt his fricking back
hanging from a chandelier, and shit, trying to reach her dang... I'll
shut-up!!! Grossing myself out, here!!!
lol................................................................................ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P It's nice to hear from you, Brenda!!!
I hope you're doing EXCELLENT!!!
IMHO, she's nothing great to look at but I don't think
Mick has ever really been into looks ALL the time, etc., which is
something postitive, IMHO, to be quite honest, I would say!!! But,
that's just my opinion!!! She does look incredibly snobby but that
would probably be an EXCELLENT match for Mick because he's
the same way!!! lol............. At least he comes across that way
sometimes... Too bad more people aren't like Ronnie,
IMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, take care, PEACE, and DO ROCK ON!!! :P
:P :P PEACE and I hope to talk to you
SOON, Brenda!!! Take care!!!

*** Martha ***
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
09-23-03 11:31 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Miss U. wrote:
I believe Mick Taylor is seen here doing a bluesy cover of "Had It With You". LOL.
[Edited by Miss U.]



No NO, Miss U! That is the great Doris Day in the classic film "Please Don't Eat The Daisies".



Martha My Dearest Dear, did you ever tell us how the Sex Pistols show was? I must've skipped class that day if you did.

Do tell.
09-24-03 12:11 AM
MarthaMyDear OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T (MISS IT, I MEAN)!!! HE!!! HE!!! CHECK BACK TO THIS THREAD IN ABOUT AN HOUR-AND-A-HALF
FROM THIS POST TO SEE MY REVIEW WHILST I GET SOME
FRICKIN' COFFEE, AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not shit... Well, about a
couple of hours after the coofee... But, I digress!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry that's gross!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I'm laughing at my own fricking posts... CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
OK.!!! lol........................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Gotta run and get coffee so check back here later on,
alrighty-o?!?!?! Anways, take care, PEACE,
and DO ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!


*** Martha ***
09-24-03 01:25 AM
MarthaMyDear I'll have to post it tomorrow or the next day (now that I've made you
wait)!!!! lol.............. I'm sorry, FPM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just extremely tired
and have to work too, fricking much but thank you for posting that
and I will post it ASAP, ok.?!?!?! And, by the
way... MARILYN was the cutest blonde... EVER!!! lol..........................
But, Doris Day was pretty cool!!! I think she actually lives in or near
North Beach near San Francisco where Alex just was (?!?!?!)...
Anyways, take care, PEACE, and DO ROCK ON!!!
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
09-24-03 08:20 AM
JaggerLips
quote:
Monkey Woman wrote:
Leaving the osteopath's practice last week...





Awwww don't he look sweet in those sunglasses.

He'll be fine for Christ's sake he has been on the road for a year, done over 100 concerts, this would do in any plucky 20+ year old. Mick's in excellent shape for a SEXagenarian;-)
09-24-03 01:45 PM
FPM C10
quote:
MarthaMyDear wrote:
But, Doris Day was pretty cool!!! I think she actually lives in or near
North Beach *** Martha ***



Well, I'm not REALLY much of a Doris Day fan, except maybe her work with Hitchcock. I just think Mick Taylor looks exactly like her in Miss U's picture. Maybe it's the scarf.

I will patiently wait for your report on the Pistols - I read a few reviews at the Pistols' board, and it sounds like it was another one with assigned seating. WHAT the hell is up with THAT?

I've seen them twice and they were both free-for-alls!

Johnny announced that the end of the tour (the "Piss Off" tour) in Sante Fe was the Pistols' last show. But then he said "See you in Baghdad." I hope they DO play Baghdad, but if that's the last Pistols' show, hey - I saw them two more times than I ever expected to.
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