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Topic: Oh hell, why wait: JOEY!!!!???? (vol. 12) Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
23rd June 2007 01:57 PM
Highwire Rob Joey, accepting his award for Outstanding Thread in an Unofficial Site for a Rock Group...


[Edited by Highwire Rob]
23rd June 2007 01:59 PM
Highwire Rob Joey!
23rd June 2007 02:30 PM
Joey
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Joey?






Yes Voodoo ....... Joey !
24th June 2007 07:21 PM
LadyJane Joey???



LJ.
24th June 2007 07:24 PM
LadyJane Joey???



LJ.
24th June 2007 07:25 PM
LadyJane Joey (far left) and friends???



LJ.
24th June 2007 07:27 PM
LadyJane Awww....Joey???



LJ.
24th June 2007 07:30 PM
BONOISLOVE Edge?

24th June 2007 07:53 PM
Joey

EEL ?!

24th June 2007 07:53 PM
Joey

N- Nanky ?!

24th June 2007 07:54 PM
Joey

N- N- Nanky ?!

24th June 2007 07:56 PM
Joey
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
Joey, accepting his award for Outstanding Thread in an Unofficial Site for a Rock Group...


[Edited by Highwire Rob]



FUNNY !!!!!!!!!

Good Postin' Highwire Rob
24th June 2007 07:57 PM
LadyJane Sparky???



WHOOF!!!!!!!!!

LOL

LJ.
24th June 2007 07:59 PM
Joey
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Sparky???



WHOOF!!!!!!!!!

LOL

LJ.




Yes Lady Jane ! : Sparky !
24th June 2007 08:00 PM
Joey

Nanky ?!

24th June 2007 08:07 PM
lotsajizz sure
25th June 2007 10:26 AM
EELPIE Joey?

25th June 2007 01:12 PM
nankerphelge Joey?

25th June 2007 07:49 PM
BONOISLOVE

26th June 2007 08:48 AM
EELPIE Joey?

26th June 2007 02:44 PM
Joey ******* SPARKY CHRONICLES ********

………………………………..Episode # 91 : MidDAY Sparky ( ReDux ) ……………………………...


********* THE SCENE *************

** It is Two O'clock in the afternoon and our episode begins as the camera trails the MaxLugar
Into the Den ( Home Office / Working Area ) of the Lugar Compound .

{ Audience Jeers + Hissing + " Booing " ... people begin to throw shit ........ }

*** Sparky Enters the room a few seconds after the Lugar ****


{ Thunderous Applause + Standing Ovation + Immense Cheering and joyous calls of , " Go Sparky !!! " .... " Yeeeeeeeaaahhhh Sparky !!! " amongst the throngs in the audience }

The MaxLugar
sits down in the long black leather chair behind his desk , leans back , puts his hands behind
his head - whilst looking at the ceiling - and moans , " Oh , GOD ! .. How in the Hell can we get out of this
War ? " . If only we could get in the same ROOM with the Leader of the Iraqi Insurgents , TALK
to them -- perhaps the United States of America could cut a DEAL !!!!! **

** Meanwhile , our brave Sparky is looking out through the gorgeous bay window at the scenery
before him --- mist rolling in from the hills , sap dripping -- our Sparky with a big smile on his face
as he thinks about all of those lovely female dogs stationed inside the kennel in the backyard of
Joey's house ( Joey allows , out of a gesture of kindness , his secretaries to keep their animals
in his kennel whilst they go on vacation for a few weeks at a time ) . Sparky knows that
as soon as Joey lets him into the pen , those female animals will get more and more moist ,
their asses just a quivering ---- That's RIGHT !!!! … they'll be just a quiverin' away ……..
…..HOT DAMN !!!!

**** Sparky can't take it anymore and prepares to exit the compound
and head over to Joey's place when all of a sudden he hears Maxy bray …………………..

Maxy : " Hey Sparky !!!! …. Let's pray !!! "

Sparky " grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ….. !!! "

Maxy : " Dear Lord , I know things are going from bad to worse over in Iraq ( not
to mention my beloved Republican Party ) , but please help our Great Leader Bushie43
find peace in that part of the world so that everyone may all get along despite centuries
of animosity and pent - up bitter hatred towards one another …………………..

***** Sparky snarls , bares his teeth , leaps up and bites the Lugar on the Jugular
--- The screams are incredible ………………………… *** ( CUT TO BLACK ! ) ***

………… *** " WHOOF ! " *** …………………...





******** Sparky comes out from behind the curtin and takes a bow before the audience ********

{ Thunderous Applause + Standing Ovation + Prodigious Outpouring of Love from amongst the millions }

Sparky Carson : " ... I Thank You !!! " .... Thank You all VERY Much ---- " WHOOF !!! " ...... " Whoopie !!! "






[Edited by Sparky .... Yeeeaaaah Sparky ! ]




[Edited by Joey]
26th June 2007 02:55 PM
Saint Sway Omaha Summit!!! Joey & Pug!!

26th June 2007 02:57 PM
pdog
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Omaha Summit!!! Joey & Pug!!






That's what Omahomos do after three beers...
26th June 2007 04:23 PM
Joey " ... Omaha Summit!!! Joey & Pug!! "


26th June 2007 06:13 PM
Saint Sway Omahoma Summit?

26th June 2007 06:16 PM
Joey
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Omahoma Summit?








27th June 2007 03:30 AM
EELPIE Omaha Summit?

27th June 2007 07:16 AM
nankerphelge Joey?

27th June 2007 10:20 AM
Joey

Nanky ?!


27th June 2007 11:06 AM
EELPIE Joey?

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