| 13th September 2007 04:17 PM |
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| tumbled |
Russians given day off work to make babies
Matthew Weaver and agencies
Wednesday September 12, 2007
Guardian Unlimited
Workers in a Russian region have been given today (9-12-2007) off to have sex in a bid to boost the birth rate.
Today has been declared the Day of Conception in Ulyanovsk, Lenin's birthplace, when couples are told go to home and multiply.
If they succeed they could win a car, cash or a fridge.
Under the city council's "Give Birth to a Patriot" scheme, those who give birth on June 12, Lenin's birthday, will get a prize.
COMMONERS!!
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| 13th September 2007 04:27 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
quote:
tumbled wrote:
Russians given day off work to make babies
Matthew Weaver and agencies
Wednesday September 12, 2007
Guardian Unlimited
Workers in a Russian region have been given today (9-12-2007) off to have sex in a bid to boost the birth rate.
Today has been declared the Day of Conception in Ulyanovsk, Lenin's birthplace, when couples are told go to home and multiply.
If they succeed they could win a car, cash or a fridge.
Under the city council's "Give Birth to a Patriot" scheme, those who give birth on June 12, Lenin's birthday, will get a prize.
COMMONERS!!
Birth to a Patriot?..Is Bellicheck filming the action?? |
| 13th September 2007 04:31 PM |
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| Dan |
I could go for something like this here, but if only the cash prize is the 1.5 million or whatever is costs to raise the critters these days. |
| 13th September 2007 04:55 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
i'll take the cash please. |
| 13th September 2007 05:08 PM |
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| Bitch |
I wouldn't try to have a kid just to collect a prize, but I guess some people would do anything for money! The thing is, raising a child is very expensive and the prize money will run out. So I hope these people who want the money also want a child!
Strange reasons to have a kid:
1. To win a prize
2. To trap a husband
3. to keep a marriage together
4. to try for a boy if you have a girl(s)
5. To try for a girl if you have a boy(s)
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| 13th September 2007 05:15 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Bitch wrote:
Strange reasons to have a kid:
1. To win a prize
2. To trap a husband
3. to keep a marriage together
4. to try for a boy if you have a girl(s)
5. To try for a girl if you have a boy(s)
#6.........you drank to much during the date. |
| 13th September 2007 06:32 PM |
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| Gazza |
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fireontheplatter wrote:
i'll take the cash please.
Me too.
Unless they arrange to couple me with Maria Sharapova. |
| 13th September 2007 06:39 PM |
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| Dan |
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fireontheplatter wrote:
#6.........you drank to much during the date.
#7 to carry on the family name, especially if the name is like Jones or something |
| 13th September 2007 06:40 PM |
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| pdog |
I had kids for the tax write offs and endless amount of work it takes...
[Edited by pdog] |
| 13th September 2007 06:50 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
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Gazza wrote:
Me too.
Unless they arrange to couple me with Maria Sharapova.
make every shot a power shot. |
| 13th September 2007 08:29 PM |
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| The jinn, my friend. |
bam bam bam bam
Let's move to russia
Bam bam bam
fuck! and make baaaaaaabies...
System of a Down cut.
what a love song |
| 13th September 2007 08:48 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
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The jinn, my friend. wrote:
bam bam bam bam
Let's move to russia
Bam bam bam
fuck! and make baaaaaaabies...
System of a Down cut.
what a love song
i can't see gazza and maria hitting it off really.
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| 13th September 2007 08:52 PM |
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| robpop |
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:
i'll take the cash please.
Thank God for nieces and nephews. You can fun with them, teach them things, and when the day is done, you can take them back where got them. |
| 13th September 2007 09:10 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
#8 - Not knowing Trojans are available in X-Large. There is a lawsuit in there somewhere, but I don't know how to prove I suffered damages. |
| 13th September 2007 09:20 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
The Russians need to catch up.
Babies are obsolete.
Robot Maker Builds Artificial Boy
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RKI2F80&show_article=1
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| 14th September 2007 07:39 AM |
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| Factory Girl |
Make Love not War.
U.S. should try that. |
| 14th September 2007 07:52 AM |
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| Stray Cat UK |
They got well and truly "stuffed" at Wembley on their shagging day ! |
