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18th September 2006 07:34 AM
Ten Thousand Motels RÉSUMÉ - GEORGE W. BUSH

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
The World:
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors - 2002 U.S. Elections.

I am the first President in U.S. history to ask the United Nations to remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened is the World Court is changing into the International Criminal Court--because the US wants to be a part of the court, but not be open to having the US have charges brought up against them, they have temporarily ceased negotiating with the countries involved in and taking part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in other words, the US wants to be able to establish the laws within the ICC, practice those laws within the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our country.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest a president in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August 2001, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

The Economy:
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

Crime:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

Security

I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public view.


[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
18th September 2006 09:36 AM
Maxlugar Ten Thousand Motels latest post arrives at the dorm:

18th September 2006 09:42 AM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Ten Thousand Motels latest post arrives at the dorm:





" That is good postin' "
18th September 2006 09:46 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Ten Thousand Motels latest post arrives at the dorm:




Sorry Max, I can't get those videos to work....I've got to go broadband I guess.
18th September 2006 09:57 AM
rasputin56
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
RÉSUMÉ - GEORGE W. BUSH

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
The World:
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors - 2002 U.S. Elections.

I am the first President in U.S. history to ask the United Nations to remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened is the World Court is changing into the International Criminal Court--because the US wants to be a part of the court, but not be open to having the US have charges brought up against them, they have temporarily ceased negotiating with the countries involved in and taking part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in other words, the US wants to be able to establish the laws within the ICC, practice those laws within the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our country.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest a president in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August 2001, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

The Economy:
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

Crime:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

Security

I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public view.


[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]



You hate America and are only interested in undermining all the successful things the Dear Leader, George W. Bush, has done to move America into the 17th Century.
18th September 2006 10:03 AM
Ten Thousand Motels MADAM SPEAKER
18th September 2006 10:05 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
MADAM SPEAKER




Yes , she will be the brand new ' Speaker of the House ' come January when the Democratically Controlled Congress reconvenes and starts handing down indictments .

Finally --- after twelve long years : BACK IN POWER !!!

....... YES !!!!!!!!


Joey " Milhouse " Nixon












.................
kins
[Edited by Joey]
18th September 2006 10:12 AM
Ten Thousand Motels >...and starts handing down indictments .<

Oh I don't care about that too much. House politics has been pretty boring since Gingrich left. Nancy is much more colorful than bland old lapdog Denny Hastert. Besides she'll look really sexy tapping the gavel.


[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
18th September 2006 10:16 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:

Oh I don't care about that too much.




Well , you might not --- but here is somebody who DOES :

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V


18th September 2006 10:28 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:

Well , you might not --- but here is somebody who DOES :




Waste of time and taxpayer's money. The only thing that could possibly straighten out congress is a Libertarian Oliver Cromwell.....and that ain't gonna happen.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
18th September 2006 10:31 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


.....and that ain't gonna happen.


[




18th September 2006 10:45 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:


Well , you might not --- but here is somebody who DOES :

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V






18th September 2006 10:56 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:

Nanky ?!







18th September 2006 11:22 AM
jb http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060917-113959-2813r.htm

Looks like some Dems counted their chickend before they hatched..despite all the so-called horrible things Bush is doing, they will win again!!! We(the Dems) are a extinct party....simply attacking w/no new plan rwsukts in another loss. This ine is going to be even more painful than 2000 as we expected to win at least the Hiuse, but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...
18th September 2006 11:28 AM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060917-113959-2813r.htm

Looks like some Dems counted their chickend before they hatched..despite all the so-called horrible things Bush is doing, they will win again!!! We(the Dems) are a extinct party....simply attacking w/no new plan rwsukts in another loss. This ine is going to be even more painful than 2000 as we expected to win at least the Hiuse, but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...



Actually , if we DEMS do win in November , then we will have to ' show our stuff ' ..... and that is not good .


" I have a secret plan to end the War Ronnie ! "


Joey Milhouse

18th September 2006 11:36 AM
Ten Thousand Motels >but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...<

Not yet...but they will....that's the plan. Rove's the best thing to happen to the republican party since Lee Atwater. I put nothing past them guys....
18th September 2006 11:38 AM
glencar
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
MADAM SPEAKER


Move those brows, honey, I DARE YA!
18th September 2006 11:39 AM
jb
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
>but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...<

Not yet...but they will....that's the plan. Rove's the best thing to happen to the republican party since Lee Atwater. I put nothing past them guys....


They have a surge of momentum that cannot be stopped...The Dems have no one to lead, and they once Rove starts the attack campaign it is over..we lose again!!!! Guaranteed!!!
18th September 2006 11:39 AM
rasputin56
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060917-113959-2813r.htm

Looks like some Dems counted their chickend before they hatched..despite all the so-called horrible things Bush is doing, they will win again!!! We(the Dems) are a extinct party....simply attacking w/no new plan rwsukts in another loss. This ine is going to be even more painful than 2000 as we expected to win at least the Hiuse, but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...



Just because I haven't given up hope on you, don't believe anything you read in the Moonie Times. The Rev. Moon owned & operated rag is the Republican's Pravda. But then again, you still believe that all they're doing is attacking with no plans of their own so maybe you are truly lost.
18th September 2006 11:40 AM
glencar
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060917-113959-2813r.htm

Looks like some Dems counted their chickend before they hatched..despite all the so-called horrible things Bush is doing, they will win again!!! We(the Dems) are a extinct party....simply attacking w/no new plan rwsukts in another loss. This ine is going to be even more painful than 2000 as we expected to win at least the Hiuse, but that is in b ig doubrt, anf they(Republicans) have not even started their "Swiftboating" campaigns...

There's no swiftbaoting to be done. Kerry's not heading the ticket.
18th September 2006 11:55 AM
Ten Thousand Motels "swiftbaoting"

18th September 2006 12:08 PM
jb
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
"swiftbaoting"




I see no hope as Bush, brilliantly(Rove) has redefined the agenda from Iraq to the broader terror war, gas plunges, and stock market back up!!!! Rove is better than Carville on his worst day..
18th September 2006 12:09 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:

Rove is better than Carville on his worst day..





The American People ' MIGHT ' have caught on though ............ MIGHT !
18th September 2006 12:10 PM
Riffhard LOL! Some of you guys are so lost. At least Josh gets it! He sees the very real fact that the (Formerly great)Dem party has been highjacked by a bunch of fucking loons on the far far left. The fringe has become the mainstream of the (Used to have credibility)Dem party.
Too bad really because at one time the (No longer worth a shit)Dem party was a strong party that put America's interests first. Now they are nothing but a bunch of whiners that are so desperate to get their grubby hands on the reigns of power that they will sell out our troops,our country,and our laws,our allies(see Israel),and,most importantly,our national security. Be proud libs! Be very proud!

No plans. Just bitch about Bush. Bitch about Gitmo. Bitch about abu Garaibe. Bitch about Bin Laden (a man that BJ Clinton let get away on at least four occassions). Reread these liberal posts and you will see a reflection of just exactly how far the(You call these idiots leaders?!) Dem party has fallen. Continue the bitching fellas and offer NOTHING!! Please do that the country and the world will be a safer place once the (once great)Dem party has been fully exposed has the weakkneed bitching limpwristers that most of us know they are.


Riffy

18th September 2006 12:17 PM
rasputin56
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Dem party has been highjacked by a bunch of fucking loons on the far far left.



That's hysterical coming from the party that is run by the Falwells and Robertsons. The Dems. haven't even come close to be run by the far left. There's always a place for centrists. For every Lieberman, there's a Webb and Casey. Please, if you want to check out the loons, check out your literal Bush worshippers at Jesus camp.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/
18th September 2006 12:18 PM
Joey " Too bad really because at one time the (No longer worth a shit)Dem party was a strong party that put America's interests first. Now they are nothing but a bunch of whiners that are so desperate to get their grubby hands on the reigns of power .... "





I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.
18th September 2006 12:22 PM
rasputin56
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
LOL! Some of you guys are so lost. At least Josh gets it! He sees the very real fact that the (Formerly great)Dem party has been highjacked by a bunch of fucking loons on the far far left. The fringe has become the mainstream of the (Used to have credibility)Dem party.
Too bad really because at one time the (No longer worth a shit)Dem party was a strong party that put America's interests first. Now they are nothing but a bunch of whiners that are so desperate to get their grubby hands on the reigns of power that they will sell out our troops,our country,and our laws,our allies(see Israel),and,most importantly,our national security. Be proud libs! Be very proud!

No plans. Just bitch about Bush. Bitch about Gitmo. Bitch about abu Garaibe. Bitch about Bin Laden (a man that BJ Clinton let get away on at least four occassions). Reread these liberal posts and you will see a reflection of just exactly how far the(You call these idiots leaders?!) Dem party has fallen. Continue the bitching fellas and offer NOTHING!! Please do that the country and the world will be a safer place once the (once great)Dem party has been fully exposed has the weakkneed bitching limpwristers that most of us know they are.


Riffy





There are plenty of plans out there if you took the time to look but you and your kind won't. It's easier to ignore them and continue down the road to disaster. Anyways, as far as I'm concerned, if all they did was do the Costanza for every failed policy that has done extreme harm to this country that the Republicans have enacted, that'd be a start.


18th September 2006 12:22 PM
jb I am a practical man...I see what has happened to our party, led by anti-Israel scum like Michael Moore, Cindy Shehan, Sharpton and Jackson...we are going tolose badly.
18th September 2006 12:23 PM
Ten Thousand Motels >Rove is better than Carville on his worst day.<.

Oh I agree. I always figured Carville as a sniveling snitch. I kinda figured it was over for awhile when he married Mary Matalin. I know men... cry on my pillow....spill my guts and all that....sell your soul to the devil for a little pussy.... JERK.

Its a hard rain gonna fall.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
18th September 2006 12:24 PM
rasputin56
quote:
jb wrote:
I am a practical man...I see what has happened to our party, led by anti-Israel scum like Michael Moore, Cindy Shehan, Sharpton and Jackson...we are going tolose badly.



You do realize that none of those people hold an elected office and usually the only people that pay any attention is the media and the radical right-wingers who cannot survive unless they have a bogeyman to prey upon? Of course you don't. You read the Wash.Times.
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