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Topic: Remembering Cafe Hostess Jill Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
14th September 2006 02:24 PM
gypsy Seems like it was only yesterday when our young joey posted the following:


...........! ™

Hello My Stones Brothers and Sisters ..................

With your kind indulgence , I would like to share with all of you fine individuals a strange occurrence that took place last evening .

After dinner , your young Joey had to make a quick visit to " Barnes & Noble Booksellers " to pick up a novel that I had ordered months ago . Whilst waiting in line to pay for the damn thing , I looked across the store and saw that my favorite , " Cafe' Hostess Jill " , was working . Now , many of you have heard me talk about Jill before on this most prodigious of message boards , but for those of you who have been away for awhile -- Jill is about twenty -three or twenty - four years old ; has a beautiful face , long flowing blond hair , huge titties and an Ass that is total perfection and truth . Yes , my Stonesian Kin , I am talking the kind of Ass that can keep a man UP at night ( if you know what I mean ) -- and on this particular evening she was wearing black spandex pants with a thong that was quite noticable whenever she leaned over to take something out of the oven .

Developing ..........................................

When Jill smiled and stated , " How can I help you ??? " , I promptly ordered a " Grande Hot Tea " ( Peach Ginger Twist ) and a " Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake " . Jill said it might be a few minutes and mentioned that I should sit down at at the nearest table and that she would personally bring it over to me . I poured myself a glass of water ( plastic glass ) and waited patiently . Sure enough , within minutes , Jill came over to my table , set down the tea and cheesecake , and then before leaving , she politely and softly placed her right hand on my private parts and GRABBED MY COCK !!!!


......that is right --- SHE GRABBED MY COCK ! -- Right THERE !!!


...... SHE GRABBED MY COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Stones Brothers and Sisters ................I value your opinion --- Do you think she " likes " me ?!?!?!


What should I do now ?!?! :

A) Ask for Jill's Phone Number the next time I see her ?

B) Tell My girlfriend what happened ?

C) Stop visiting " Barnes & Noble " all together ?

Please ......................I's just's gots to's knows what you's all thinks !

" SHE GRABBED MY COCK RONNIE !!! "

Jacky ! ™
14th September 2006 02:25 PM
glencar GYPSY! Where ya been? Hope all's well.
14th September 2006 02:27 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Seems like it was only yesterday when our young joey posted the following:


...........! ™

Hello My Stones Brothers and Sisters ..................

With your kind indulgence , I would like to share with all of you fine individuals a strange occurrence that took place last evening .

After dinner , your young Joey had to make a quick visit to " Barnes & Noble Booksellers " to pick up a novel that I had ordered months ago . Whilst waiting in line to pay for the damn thing , I looked across the store and saw that my favorite , " Cafe' Hostess Jill " , was working . Now , many of you have heard me talk about Jill before on this most prodigious of message boards , but for those of you who have been away for awhile -- Jill is about twenty -three or twenty - four years old ; has a beautiful face , long flowing blond hair , huge titties and an Ass that is total perfection and truth . Yes , my Stonesian Kin , I am talking the kind of Ass that can keep a man UP at night ( if you know what I mean ) -- and on this particular evening she was wearing black spandex pants with a thong that was quite noticable whenever she leaned over to take something out of the oven .

Developing ..........................................

When Jill smiled and stated , " How can I help you ??? " , I promptly ordered a " Grande Hot Tea " ( Peach Ginger Twist ) and a " Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake " . Jill said it might be a few minutes and mentioned that I should sit down at at the nearest table and that she would personally bring it over to me . I poured myself a glass of water ( plastic glass ) and waited patiently . Sure enough , within minutes , Jill came over to my table , set down the tea and cheesecake , and then before leaving , she politely and softly placed her right hand on my private parts and GRABBED MY COCK !!!!


......that is right --- SHE GRABBED MY COCK ! -- Right THERE !!!


...... SHE GRABBED MY COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Stones Brothers and Sisters ................I value your opinion --- Do you think she " likes " me ?!?!?!


What should I do now ?!?! :

A) Ask for Jill's Phone Number the next time I see her ?

B) Tell My girlfriend what happened ?

C) Stop visiting " Barnes & Noble " all together ?

Please ......................I's just's gots to's knows what you's all thinks !

" SHE GRABBED MY COCK RONNIE !!! "

Jacky ! ™





Now THAT was a sweet piece of Ass .


I wonder what ever happened to her ?!?!


W - W- What ?!?! .... Oh , sure ! :

http://www.pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?By=Artist&Content=WHO&PSKey=Y


14th September 2006 02:27 PM
pdog This happens to me all the time!
14th September 2006 02:28 PM
Cafe Hostess Jill My date with joey was the longest month of my life

He is a SICKO!
14th September 2006 02:28 PM
Joey
quote:
pdog wrote:
This happens to me all the time!



Nanky ?!




14th September 2006 03:01 PM
Some Guy Good times, damn good times.
14th September 2006 03:14 PM
glencar Now Joey's interested in Pool Boy Jim.
14th September 2006 03:15 PM
Some Guy
quote:
glencar wrote:
Now Joey's interested in Pool Boy Jim.


describe Pool Boy Jim.
14th September 2006 03:18 PM
LadyJane gypsy?????????

gyps???????????

Is that really you??????????????

I'd like to nuzzle you.

LJ.
14th September 2006 03:20 PM
gypsy
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
gypsy?????????

gyps???????????

Is that really you??????????????

I'd like to nuzzle you.

LJ.



Yes!

I sent you an email!

I would like to nuzzle you too!
14th September 2006 03:21 PM
glencar Can I nuzzle too?
14th September 2006 03:22 PM
glencar BTW LJ, did you get the check yet? Are you mailing me AC ticket or just bringing to Chicago or AC? Any option is fine with me.
14th September 2006 03:22 PM
LadyJane
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Yes!

I sent you an email!

I would like to nuzzle you too!



I'm still at the office.

Howe is my lil Sistah???

I've missed you terribly!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about JB's humiliation at Starbuck's yesterday?? developing.............

LJ.
14th September 2006 03:24 PM
LadyJane
quote:
glencar wrote:
BTW LJ, did you get the check yet? Are you mailing me AC ticket or just bringing to Chicago or AC? Any option is fine with me.



Yes...deposited yesterday.

So now I know your name, address and banking info.

Remember that and live in fear!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ.

I'll email you privately re ticket.
14th September 2006 03:25 PM
gypsy
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


I'm still at the office.

Howe is my lil Sistah???

I've missed you terribly!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about JB's humiliation at Starbuck's yesterday?? developing.............

LJ.



I'm doing great! And you's?

jb humiliated?
14th September 2006 03:25 PM
gypsy
quote:
glencar wrote:
Can I nuzzle too?



You don't even have to ask, darlin'.
14th September 2006 03:26 PM
glencar
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Yes...deposited yesterday.

So now I know your name, address and banking info.

Remember that and live in fear!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ.

I'll email you privately re ticket.

Take what you need, just leave me enough for rent money...
14th September 2006 03:26 PM
glencar
quote:
gypsy wrote:


You don't even have to ask, darlin'.

Come to Chicago!
14th September 2006 03:29 PM
Joey

Nanky ?!



14th September 2006 03:30 PM
glencar Joey, that's overplayed already...
14th September 2006 03:32 PM
Joey

Nanky ?!



14th September 2006 03:33 PM
gypsy Nanky?

14th September 2006 03:36 PM
LadyJane
quote:
gypsy wrote:


I'm doing great! And you's?

jb humiliated?



I'm hanging in there. Been kinda sad the past few days.

Here...in jb's own words...as taken from www.maxlugar.com

ALLOW ME:

P.S-wearing a 2k dollar suit to court this am, and just got in. My office manager says you ripped your suit and points to butt area. I just took it off, and while it is not ripped, it appears that the sourcream doughnut I got at Starbucks this am, was flattened like a pancake on my ass...fucking embarrassing....and humiliationalism at it's finest.
___________________________________________________________

lmfao.

LJ.
14th September 2006 03:41 PM
gypsy
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


I'm hanging in there. Been kinda sad the past few days.

Here...in jb's own words...as taken from www.maxlugar.com

ALLOW ME:

P.S-wearing a 2k dollar suit to court this am, and just got in. My office manager says you ripped your suit and points to butt area. I just took it off, and while it is not ripped, it appears that the sourcream doughnut I got at Starbucks this am, was flattened like a pancake on my ass...fucking embarrassing....and humiliationalism at it's finest.
___________________________________________________________

lmfao.

LJ.



A sourcream doughnut? That's awesome!
I'm glad his suit was not ripped.
14th September 2006 03:41 PM
glencar
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Nanky?



That's a beautiful beach!
14th September 2006 03:43 PM
Joey

Gypsy ......................


I just took my afternoon shit ( 2:38 PM CST )


..are you proud of me ?!
14th September 2006 03:44 PM
LadyJane
quote:
gypsy wrote:


A sourcream doughnut? That's awesome!
I'm glad his suit was not ripped.



Let's chat tomorrow night.
I really need it!
Okay??

LJ.
14th September 2006 03:46 PM
Joey
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


I really need it!
Okay??





No problem my Stonesian Sister ....


Come To Joey !!!!!
14th September 2006 03:54 PM
Some Guy How is Jill?
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