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14th September 2006 12:21 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
pdog wrote:
How does Joey screw in a light bulb?
He slides it up his rectum, steals a 5 year old post from Maxlugar, posts a picture of Pete "Pedi" Townsend and says, " I smell ass", while sniffing the light bulb!



Hey...the "I smell ass" line is mine...but he took it all out of context...of course
14th September 2006 12:22 PM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:


Hey...the "I smell ass" line is mine...but he took it all out of context...of course



I STILL smell Ass around here : ** Sniff **
14th September 2006 12:28 PM
pdog
quote:
Joey wrote:


I STILL smell Ass around here : ** Sniff **



Can you do the Uncle Fester and get the light bulb to shine when it's shoved up your pooper?
14th September 2006 12:58 PM
Sir Stonesalot You know what this thread needs?

It needs some Motorhead.

Sunrise, wrong side of another day,
Sky high and six thousand miles away,
Don't know how long I've been awake,
Wound up in an amazing state,
Can't get enough,
And you know it's righteous stuff,
Goes up like prices at Christmas,
Motorhead, you can call me Motorhead, alright

Brain dead, total amnesia,
Get some mental anasthesia,
Don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights,
And if I can't be wrong I could be right,
All good clean fun,
Have another stick of gum,
Man, you look better already,
Motorhead, remember me now Motorhead, alright

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram,
Don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights,
I guess I'll see you all on the ice,
I should be tired,
And all I am is wired,
Ain't felt this good for an hour,
Motorhead, remember me now, Motorhead alright
14th September 2006 01:01 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
pdog wrote:
How does Joey screw in a light bulb?
He slides it up his rectum, steals a 5 year old post from Maxlugar, posts a picture of Pete "Pedi" Townsend and says, " I smell ass", while sniffing the light bulb!




14th September 2006 01:08 PM
Some Guy now this thread has cachet.
14th September 2006 01:10 PM
Sir Stonesalot Hey Maxy...do you think I could hire some of those old Muslim chicks to follow me around doing that waaaa-la-la-la thing? If so, do you know of any that I could buy...errrr I mean hire?

That would be awesome.
14th September 2006 01:11 PM
Starbuck this thread will not last the day.

14th September 2006 01:13 PM
glencar This thread is a poor stepsister to "The Who At Jones beach"~! Now there's some postin'!
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