| September 14th, 2005 03:01 PM |
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| jcdesq |
Don't shoot the messenger. I think this is terrible.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=3&StoryID=1336&LayoutType=1 |
| September 14th, 2005 03:10 PM |
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| throbby |
Funny how some people react when their fantasy meets reality. If this article is indeed for real then she sounds like a spoiled little c--t to me.
I guess us geezers aren't supposed to rock. |
| September 14th, 2005 04:00 PM |
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| White House Lawn |
That bitch is about as funny as Cancer! :P |
| September 14th, 2005 04:03 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Gee whiz...sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. |
| September 14th, 2005 04:04 PM |
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| CraigP |
quote:
throbby wrote:
If this article is indeed for real then she sounds like a spoiled little c--t to me.
No sh*t, ha? I'm only 19 and me and friends, younger and older, ALL like (if not, love) the Stones. They are still cool to us!!! I don't think anyone should stop writing songs if they don't want to. Music is older than the Stones- invented before the wheel.
[Edited by CraigP] |
| September 14th, 2005 04:13 PM |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Sounds like a typical product of the American educational system to me, always encouraged to vent an opinion without necessarily knowing jack shit. |
| September 14th, 2005 04:25 PM |
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| Poplar |
did anyone bother to check out her bio?
good grief.
[Edited by Poplar] |
| September 14th, 2005 04:47 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
who put the broomstick up her ass? |
| September 14th, 2005 04:57 PM |
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| Lazy Bones |
I like to read about what matters - the father's review!
Ungrateful bitch... |
| September 14th, 2005 05:17 PM |
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| Thing One |
She got fijitized. I used to love that fat boy. |
| September 14th, 2005 05:37 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Thing One wrote:
She got fijitized. I used to love that fat boy.
Oh , he was something .
Lil' Fiji ........................................... |
| September 14th, 2005 06:16 PM |
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| exile |
she is about as pointless as that 'review'
all because she didnt hear under my thumb |
| September 14th, 2005 06:41 PM |
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| Child of the Moon |
She should go and listen to Hot Rocks. That'll make her feel better.
By the way, haven't they played Ruby Tuesday and Paint It Black several times on this tour already? |
| September 14th, 2005 08:45 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
I think you guys are taking this too hard!
I mean I love Mick Jagger, think he's about the coolest thing in the planet and even though I am straight as an arrow if he whipped it out and said blow me, I probably would, I still think the article is funny. In my book only young children are sacred. Everything else is fair game for mockery (self mockery being the best). All I think this article does is show that at 62 he still exerts tremendous scharismatic influence of people of all ages. If you should ever meet this little vixen tell her to take her tongue out of her cheek and give you a kiss or better yet a little head. (assuming Mick hadn't got to you first).
I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But that's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I Bet, bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.
You look so weird and so lost from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm not no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!
I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.
You say you got a girlfriend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back
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| September 14th, 2005 09:00 PM |
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| Riffhard |
quote:
pavlovs dog wrote:
I mean I love Mick Jagger, think he's about the coolest thing in the planet and even though I am straight as an arrow if he whipped it out and said blow me, I probably would,
Uh,is it just me or does this sound remarkably non-straight to everyone else? I think it was the great Andrew Dice Clay who once said,"You either do suck cock,or you do not suck cock!" I mean I would not suck Mick's cock with a gun held to my head,but then again I REALLY am straight.
It's a joke see!!!
Riffhard |
| September 14th, 2005 09:04 PM |
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| Lazy Bones |
quote:
pavlovs dog wrote:
I think you guys are taking this too hard!
Don't think so.
Even if it is a joke, someone that has that much time to waste writing it deserves to be hammered by real Stones fans. And, if 'steak' like that gets posted here among the dogs, it's gonna be eaten up!
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| September 14th, 2005 09:09 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
[quote]Lazy Bones wrote:
Don't think so.
Even if it is a joke, someone that has that much time to waste writing it deserves to be hammered by real Stones fans. And, if 'steak' like that gets posted here among the dogs, it's gonna be eaten up!
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright
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| September 14th, 2005 09:11 PM |
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| Lazy Bones |
quote:
pavlovs dog wrote:
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright
"..very quick, aren't we".
Nice. |
| September 14th, 2005 09:15 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
[quote]Lazy Bones wrote:
Don't think so.
Even if it is a joke, someone that has that much time to waste writing it deserves to be hammered by real Stones fans.
ummm,
we're not exactly curing cancer or writing Beethoven's Ninth by goofing on this board, I mean some people see this as just a bunch of rubbish about setlists but clever people like me who talk loudly in restaurants know the difference. I read all about it at "It happened at The Garden" an extended rant about a comatose Stones fan who had O'd on Gleemonex. |
| September 14th, 2005 09:16 PM |
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| Riffhard |
Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went,Mary went.
Everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
laugh and play, laugh and play.
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.
Riffhard |
| September 14th, 2005 09:20 PM |
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| Lazy Bones |
Cowboy...cowboy...
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
Then I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that freak up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Zip to Tia Juanna, I wanna roam
Find motown and tell them fools come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy, baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
And said, "Yeah this big dick right in your ass"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm a paint his town red, then paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my ki
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta compton I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mc
My only words of wisdom are just, "Suck My Dick."
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' until it falls in the ocean
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine |
| September 14th, 2005 09:21 PM |
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| keefkid |
wow...you are not kidding that was pretty dam nasty...what a bitch...and wtf is she talking about, they are doing maybe 2-3 new songs and the rest classic hits, or maybe she thinks Under My Thumb was their only hit??!! Cant really figure this one out...she says shes a Stones fan but I jus dont believe it...hope her da beat the crap out of her when they got home...haha |
| September 15th, 2005 12:20 AM |
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| pdog |
quote:
keefkid wrote:
wow...you are not kidding that was pretty dam nasty...what a bitch...and wtf is she talking about, they are doing maybe 2-3 new songs and the rest classic hits, or maybe she thinks Under My Thumb was their only hit??!! Cant really figure this one out...she says shes a Stones fan but I jus dont believe it...hope her da beat the crap out of her when they got home...haha
She was so mad she didn't realize how uniformed she is too!
I think her dad is the problem... He should put her ass out to the curb. If she was my kid, she'd be estranged after that letter! |
| September 15th, 2005 12:35 AM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Ehh, if she were in the same room with Mick Jagger, she'd drop her clothes in a heartbeat and say "Fuck me, Mick!"
This was just ranting and raving just because a spoiled "Daddy's girl", as she referred to herself, didn't hear what she wanted to hear. She calls Mick a whore, and doesn't give valid reason why. She's a contributor to this website? A contributor to what; whiny, incoherent babbling? It makes me wonder what other shit the other "contributors" write on this hellhole of a website. |
| September 15th, 2005 06:46 AM |
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| egon |
open letter to Julie Huvaere.
Dear Julie,
Go F yourself!
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| September 15th, 2005 09:53 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
"You either do suck cock,or you do not suck cock!"
Profound in it's simplicity. I suppose if you "DO" that would make you a cocksucker, right?
At any rate I can't believe anyone actually takes that letter seriously. |
| September 15th, 2005 01:26 PM |
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| WhenTheWhipComesDown |
Well she is talking through her butt. Anyone who is really familiar with the Rolling Stones knows this is a pooperscooping twit.
She just did not like her Daddy paying all that money, and then
not understanding that the Stones are always playing their old
favorites as well as new songs. Somebody over 50 who understands RockandRoll should sit her down and try to have a
nice talk about the Stones and what they are REALLY about.
Yes indeed. |
| September 15th, 2005 06:58 PM |
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| the worst kinda guy |
i bet daddy is banging her in the ass. |
