September 7th, 2004 12:55 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
I'll be a good husband, please remember that. Im a lonesome schoolboy and i dont like cops and their trunchons and i dont have farmyard nor pigs! I am 17 and im not very beautiful but i am very good boy. When i saw your picture i was listening to you dad's solo album Goddess In The Doorway! You are Goddess! And for the end the song:
I NEED A LOVE TO KEEP ME HAPPY I NEED A LOVE TO KEEP ME HAPPY BABBYYYY, KEEP ME HAPPY!!! |
September 7th, 2004 12:58 PM |
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Lambchop* |
quote: Ronnie B. Wood wrote:
I'll be a good husband, please remember that. Im a lonesome schoolboy and i dont like cops and their trunchons and i dont have farmyard nor pigs! I am 17 and im not very beautiful but i am very good boy. When i saw your picture i was listening to you dad's solo album Goddess In The Doorway! You are Goddess! And for the end the song:
I NEED A LOVE TO KEEP ME HAPPY I NEED A LOVE TO KEEP ME HAPPY BABBYYYY, KEEP ME HAPPY!!!
That should do it.
Really.
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September 7th, 2004 01:01 PM |
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parmeda |
Hey Ronnie...no offense, but, "rub a lamp", my dear!
You have the same chance as I do into snagging a Jagger before the turn of the next century.
Sorry to be the bearer of such sad news... |
September 7th, 2004 01:05 PM |
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mickmask |
-Ya gotta learn to love JUSTIN first................!!!
mm. |
September 7th, 2004 01:06 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
i am just "kiddin" but if she wants. ill accept!
if she wants from me to sleep with justin before marriege, ill accept that too, stupid sexy timberlake! |
September 7th, 2004 01:10 PM |
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Bloozehound |
Nada nada enchilada
She's mine, and you can't have her, u lonely schoolboy |
September 7th, 2004 01:12 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
GET ON DUEL WITH ME!!!!
Ronnie's got a gun |
September 7th, 2004 01:15 PM |
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Bloozehound |
I think your nose looks more lethal than any gun |
September 7th, 2004 01:24 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
thats true...
choose your nose and place where we can fight! |
September 7th, 2004 05:45 PM |
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Jacobesque |
Ronnie,
I talk to her sometimes, although she hasnt answered me recently, I will send her your post. Lets see how this goes for you...I will post here if I get a response on it.
Jake |
September 7th, 2004 05:55 PM |
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Moonisup |
masturbating, once in a while, isn't a crime, *I think* |
September 7th, 2004 06:08 PM |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Moonisup wrote:
masturbating, once in a while, isn't a crime, *I think*
No, not legally, just a "crime against nature". My "step father" beat the shit out of a kid that he caught jerking off at the foster home I stayed at for a few years back in the 60's. Pulled him out of the bed, threw the kid downstairs and pounded him on the lawn for about 5 minutes. |
September 7th, 2004 06:47 PM |
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justforyou |
Well then...how did that phsycho influence the next 40 years of jerking off, for you ? (I've probably jerked off about ten thousand times)... |
September 7th, 2004 06:56 PM |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: justforyou wrote:
Well then...how did that phsycho influence the next 40 years of jerking off, for you ? (I've probably jerked off about ten thousand times)...
Well, the First Rule of jerking off is that you DON'T get caught. Disgression is the mother of invention. |
September 7th, 2004 07:22 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
quote: Moonisup wrote:
masturbating, once in a while, isn't a crime, *I think*
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime |
September 7th, 2004 07:25 PM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
quote: Jacobesque wrote:
Ronnie,
I talk to her sometimes, although she hasnt answered me recently, I will send her your post. Lets see how this goes for you...I will post here if I get a response on it.
Jake
Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU! |
September 7th, 2004 09:10 PM |
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Jacobesque |
Oh by the way, what was that shit about cops and farmyards and pigs?? |
September 7th, 2004 09:24 PM |
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Bloozehound |
I am a looover, not a fiiighter |
September 8th, 2004 08:12 AM |
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Ronnie B. Wood |
quote: Jacobesque wrote:
Oh by the way, what was that shit about cops and farmyards and pigs??
Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column
But all I do is talk to the lions
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time
Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I ain't got no money,
But I know where to put it every time
I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town
I'm a lonesome schoolboy |