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Topic: NEW CONTEST!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2
09-10-03 11:00 PM
Sir Stonesalot OK here's the game.

As many of you may know, from time to time I put together little compilation CDs. When I do one that I really like...I like to spread it around. Some of you may end up with it for free.

But you are gonna have to get lucky.

My latest compilation is called "Atomic F-Bombs". The theme is the word "fuck"...the F-Bomb. Every one of the 22 songs has the word "fuck" in the lyrics.

The setlist:

1) Fuck You-Dig
2) Bodies(live)-Sex Pistols
3) Bottle Of Smoke-The Pogues
4) Attitude-Guns N Roses
5) Closer-Nine Inch Nails
6) Dance Motherfucker Dance-The Violent Femmes
7) Fuck This Town-Robbie Fulks
8) Sexy Motherfucker-Prince
9) Pigs In Zen-Jane's Addiction
10) Nothing-Reel Big Fish
11) Irresponsible Hate Anthem-Marilyn Manson
12) The City With 2 Faces-Goldfinger
13) Space Is The Place-Spacehog
14) You Got It-Mudhoney
15) Bad Habit-Offspring
16) Starfucker-Rolling Stones
17) Rock Star-Hole
18) Don't Fuck Me Up(With Peace & Love)-Cracker
19) Stagger Lee-Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
20) What I Got-Sublime
21) Repoman-Iggy Pop
22) Mudhead-Supersuckers

22 songs that you don't want your kids to hear! But great fun in the car. It's crude and rude, but it sure does rock baby!

Now here is the contest. Guess how many total times "fuck" is said on this disc. Anyone who gets within 25 without going over gets the disc, including artwork, for free. If no one gets within 25 F-Bombs, I will give the disc to the 5 who are closest without going over.

This will be a quick one, contest will end at 5pm eastern time this coming Friday.

Good luck.
09-11-03 12:52 AM
Gimme Shelter My guess is 128.
09-11-03 12:59 AM
gypsy I've already gotten lucky--I have you as a friend, SS.
09-11-03 05:25 AM
dealer squealing My guess is 236 times
09-11-03 07:29 AM
albert 420
09-11-03 08:19 AM
parmeda Only you, SS...only you!
ROTFLMAO!!!

It's too early to count.
I'll get back to you after I touch up the mascara, lol..........(( omg! ))
09-11-03 11:56 AM
throbby 137
09-11-03 12:01 PM
KeithRichards210 259
09-11-03 12:03 PM
steel driving hammer 102
09-11-03 02:03 PM
Sir Stonesalot Here's a hint.

It's more than 22 and less than 1000.

The Rolling Stones came in with the song on the disc that has the most F-Bombs. I'm kinda proud of that.
09-11-03 02:07 PM
tumbling_dice 73
09-11-03 02:12 PM
Factory Girl 80 times.
09-11-03 02:15 PM
Joey

19 !!!!

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKETY JACK !


Bunny !
09-11-03 10:35 PM
ezequiel 198????
09-11-03 11:16 PM
sirmoonie Fuck is the most versatile word in the English language. Its certainly the coolest. Watch this:

"Whaaa? Then you shouldn't have been standing so fucking close then, should you? Oh yeah? Well we'll see when I'm done. Fuck you too, fuckhead."

See? Pretty cool.

Did you know that there is no word in Islam for "fuck"? Explains a lot, doesn't it.

90!
09-11-03 11:27 PM
MarthaMyDear 69... lol....................................................
AND, YOU KNOW YOU'D BEST BE HAVIN' BODIES ON THERE,
MUTHAFUCKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU, SS!!!

*** Martha ***
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
09-11-03 11:47 PM
MarthaMyDear LOOK WHAT I JUST READ REGARDING MARIANNE FAITHFULL HERE!!! : http://www.swinginchicks.com/marianne_faithfull.htm

"she was the first person to ever use the f-word in a movie — I'll Never Forget What's His Name"

SO, THIS CONTEST IS *** MORE *** THAN STONES-RELATED EVEN AFTER STAR STAR!!! lol........... GO, GIRLFRIEND!!! lol.................. :P HE!!! HE!!! Ok.... Crickets chirping in backround... I'll take the zero... lol............ Good night... lol............. :P BLUSH!!! lol............. :P

*** Martha ***
09-12-03 02:19 AM
parmeda Ok, I've stopped laughing...

186


09-12-03 04:36 AM
Jumacfly nice contest Sir!!
well, my answer is 206 times....anyway, nice to see kind of bands like cracker or sublime in your list, i really love them!!

cheers!
09-12-03 05:22 AM
L&A Lol, SS

Here are the results from Belgium: 214





PS: K-rim, take care...
09-12-03 06:13 AM
Jumacfly LA, your post sounds like eurovision contest!!

Belgium: ten points
Belgique : dix points
Belgica: dies puntos

Cheers
Ju
09-12-03 07:46 AM
Jeremy Beadles Hand I'll go for...

....227
09-12-03 08:46 AM
Sir Stonesalot 8 hours left.

Good luck.
09-12-03 09:12 AM
steel driving hammer Um, Star Star doesn't have the word Fuck in it.

It has the word Fucker.

Those are two different words!

You say Fuck like, "Fuck the Beatles" or "I wanna Fuck your sweet ass"

You say Fucker like, "That dirty little Fucker" etc...

LOL, but my boss pays me to find technicalities, it's almost what I do here.
09-12-03 09:20 AM
Sir Stonesalot Asshole.

You can't have fucker without F-U-C-K.

Can't have motherfucker without F-U-C-K.

It's my contest. They count. Fuck off.
09-12-03 09:29 AM
Sir Stonesalot Why do you have to be such an ass? Don't even start with me today. I am in no mood to tolerate your fuckwittedness

"Fucker" is derived from the word "fuck".

It counts. End of story.

You think it should be different? Make your own compilation and shut the fuck up.
09-12-03 09:29 AM
steel driving hammer An Ass is not an Asshole.

Just like Fucker is not Fuck.

So count out all those "Fuckers" in Starfucker.

It's Fucking Friday, relax.

Your not smiling?

I'm just kidding, it's "Fucking" hillarious!

But really, I'm right though.

Fucker is derived from Fuck but it's not it's root.

[Edited by steel driving hammer]
09-12-03 09:44 AM
Sir Stonesalot Are you drunk already this morning SDH? Or did the heroin make you even more retarded than normal?

Why do you want to drag this down? I try to have a fun, lighthearted little thing for the good people of Rocks Off...and you have to pull a Still Drunken Idiot on us.

Do you realize what you look like when you pull this crap? They are laughing AT you, not WITH you.

I count any derivation of the word fuck. You have no say in it. Now, quit being a retard and let people enjoy themselves. Or is that too much to ask?


[Edited by Sir Stonesalot]
09-12-03 09:50 AM
steel driving hammer Relax!

It's Friday and I already have the Football, 3 Day Weekend, Lake Michigan, Corona Beer, Chicago Pizza and Monday Night Football Jitters!

I'll be watching Penn State lose too btw.


[Edited by steel driving hammer]
09-12-03 09:57 AM
Sir Stonesalot Whatever. You are still the biggest fuckwit in cyberspace.

I'll be watching Penn State "loose" too. Whatever that means.
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