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Topic: A cool Keith story -aka-Why Keith is so cool Return to archive Page: 1 2
09-08-03 04:05 PM
jb I would like to bang this little vietnamese hootchie who sweeps floors at my sons' school.
09-08-03 04:10 PM
Joey " I would like to bang this little vietnamese hootchie who sweeps floors at my sons' school. "

Josh , in the early seventies , our platoon had this young Viet Cong fellow that we captured sweep all of the floors at our base camp .

Man he was good ! He would rise at 4:00 AM every day and sweep , sweep , sweep till midnight with only a ten minute break for dinner .

Then one day he asked for payment . We said , " Excuse Me ?!?!?! " . No sh## , the little V.C. goes , " From now on , to sweep floors for you I charge one dollar a day . "


So we took him out back and shot him .


True story Ronnie !


Joey Cong !


09-08-03 04:23 PM
KeithRichards210
quote:
jb wrote:
I would like to bang this little vietnamese hootchie who sweeps floors at my sons' school.


JB, you'd bang Bea Arthur or Frances Bavier if you got the chance.
09-08-03 04:40 PM
jb Bea Arthur..LMAO....but definitely Adrian Barbeau.
09-08-03 04:50 PM
Joey " Bea Arthur..LMAO....but definitely Adrian Barbeau. "

Bea Arthur graduated from Bard College . That is the same school that Chevy Chase and Larry Hagman attended .....

Oh , and Steely Dan ( Walter Becker / Donald Fagen )

How old is Adrian Barbeau now ????? Still a DD Cup ????

Developing .....................Hope not !

Jersee !

09-08-03 04:53 PM
KeithRichards210
quote:
Joey wrote:
How old is Adrian Barbeau now ????? Still a DD Cup ????

Developing .....................Hope not !



Christ. If she develops any more, she won't need a bed to sleep in. Just lean her forward in a corner.
09-08-03 04:55 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Bea Arthur..LMAO....but definitely Adrian Barbeau. "


How old is Adrian Barbeau now ????? Still a DD Cup ????





She has DD triple "long"
09-08-03 05:08 PM
Joey " Christ. If she develops any more, she won't need a bed to sleep in. Just lean her forward in a corner. "

You make Joey giggle .

Jersee !
09-08-03 08:43 PM
gypsy She's technically not a hootchie until she sleeps with you, jb.
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