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Topic: Congratulations JB!!!!!!!!!! 5K Posts!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
09-04-03 05:51 PM
glencar
quote:
Joey wrote:


The Blue vs. Storm Debates on Gas X were the stuff of legend and were featured in " Entertainment Weekly ( circa 1999 ) .


Jersee !



LOL Joey! I didn't get to see this until today. Those were the days. The Storm was a flaming a-hole. I do believe he finally gave up on the Stones & now posts at a Fred Durst board. Our gaain, their loss...
09-04-03 05:55 PM
glencar
quote:
jb wrote:
I love [stonedinaustralia]..he is another voice of reason in this otherwise vast wasteland....



Yeah, and to think he only wrote one quarter of the posts you did. You are what makes this a wasteland. Quality over quantity, my sweet chimp, and we'll all be happy.
09-05-03 08:52 AM
icydanger 5K or 6K ?

still under 18K !

lawyers need lawyers as well
bonne chance
09-05-03 09:50 AM
hotlicks JB I HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM-WHENEVER I CLICK ON ONE YOUR THREADS I ALWAYS GET PORN-IS THIS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ??
SOMETIMES IT TAKES HOURS TO GET RID OF THIS STUFF
09-05-03 03:08 PM
jb I also have been getting a lot of porn on my aol line...usually something pops up and some girl claims she is going to have sex for the first time but what's different is that she is allowing me, Joshie, to see it on her web cam for free. My son thinks having sex is kissing!!!
lastly, I still get choked up whenever I hear that song by Lee Greenwald(?) "I'm proud to be an American".
09-05-03 04:07 PM
Joey " lastly, I still get choked up whenever I hear that song by Lee Greenwald(?) "I'm proud to be an American". "

Sometimes , when I happen to be in a bar where there are some young girls around ( Ahem ) , the squirrel bait little twenty-something males gather around and start to sing that song out loud .

It is then that I begin to pray for a draft so that they all go away , the stock market rises , jobs in the states become plentiful , and the women get REALLY horny .

It is then that " Uncle Joey " come to the rescue on the " Home Front " ****** JOEY NOW HAS SMARMY LOOK ON FACE AND IS WINKING WITH HIS RIGHT EYE AND GIVING THE " THUMBS UP " SIGN WITH HIS LEFT HAND **********


" Joey is waaaaaaaaaaaaay to old for the draft Ronnie "


Jacky !
09-05-03 04:16 PM
jb tHAT'S FUNNY STUFF jOEY, AS THE LATE jOHNNY CARSON WOULS SAY.
09-05-03 04:20 PM
Joey " tHAT'S FUNNY STUFF jOEY, AS THE LATE jOHNNY CARSON WOULS SAY. "

Josh , it's THIS :

That's funny Stuff Joey , as the late Johnny Carson would say .

Snarky !

09-05-03 04:26 PM
jb I really believe you and I are the funniest people on this site..we are originals with a very sarcastic sense of humor...we break the mold!!!!
09-05-03 04:27 PM
Joey " I really believe you and I are the funniest people on this site..we are originals with a very sarcastic sense of humor...we break the mold!!!! "

Plus were are BOTH Jewish .


JJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !
09-05-03 04:29 PM
jb Mimai 34 Florida 17
09-05-03 04:42 PM
Joey

Nebraska 21 Penn State 7

Poor Stoney !
09-05-03 05:34 PM
throbby >Plus were are BOTH Jewish .



Easy on that guys. If SFM gets wind of it he'll be preaching the path of true repentance on this thread as well.
09-05-03 06:57 PM
JaggaRichards Jewish humorists are the best!
Except jb.
He's like Mr Bean on this board.
[Edited by JaggaRichards]
09-05-03 07:17 PM
KeithRichards210
quote:
JaggaRichards wrote:
Jewish humorists are the best!
Except jb.
He's like Mr Bean on this board.
[Edited by JaggaRichards]



I was thinking Barney Fife, but that's close enuff...
09-06-03 07:30 PM
glencar Puh-leeze! Even Ed McMahon (a Catholic BTW) is funnier than Joshy. But post per post, Joey from Nebraska is pretty much the funniest around these parts.
09-06-03 08:59 PM
gypsy Poor Stoney...his team lost to Boston College today...what a sad sad sad day.
09-08-03 12:44 AM
kath "the late johnny carson"????

uh...hmmm..

oh never mind.

it is an imaginary place with imaginary personalities and i must NOT get personally involved....

taking medicine now.

just continue to talk amongst yourselves, especially josh, who is a crowd all by himself.

meanwhile i continue to believe that carson is not dead, although i know he is circling the drain.
09-08-03 09:12 AM
Mother baby I'd sure like to know how JB manages to get any work done. Wish he'd clue me in. I went to work for myself about 4 months ago and although it's nice to be ones own boss, I'm having a very hard time learning how to work and fuck off at the same time. Maybe JB could give me a few pointers.
09-08-03 09:39 AM
jb laptop with dsl connection..average post less than 20 seconds.
09-08-03 09:58 AM
Jumacfly Kath and Jb do you often have sex together??
09-08-03 10:05 AM
Mother baby Well you can say what you want about JB...but he ain't thin skinned...
09-08-03 10:10 AM
jb lol jumacfly....by the way, what does your moniker stand for...are you are Jaimacan living n France? "Jb" stands for Jewish Boy....
09-08-03 10:18 AM
Jumacfly no non, i just love this picture!!
i m a little white boy , average bass player and stones addict of course...anyway, i love your dialogue with kath, that s so funny!!

cheers

Ju
09-08-03 10:34 AM
Boomy Congratulations on 5206 posts!!!

I remember at one time I had 1000 posts. It was great.
09-08-03 10:38 AM
jb Thanks Boomy....how bout them canes!!!
09-08-03 10:43 AM
Boomy Yeah, good comeback. Sorry 'bout those Dolphins, though. The offense still hasn't gotten better for them, and I don't think even Brian Griese would make a difference.

But, my Niners did get the job done. Now they have to go to St. Louis, which will be very tough.
09-08-03 10:55 AM
jb The Dolphin loss is a new low ....49ers will be better withformer UM coach Dennis "Give me a drink" Erickson.
09-08-03 11:32 AM
Joey

THE CHIEFS ARE BACK !!!!!!


YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-08-03 11:35 AM
jb Who did they beat? Is Trent Green still QB....And they thought Kurt warner was the Dan Marino....and Brett Farve is just hanging on long enough to break Danny's TD and yardard record-which he will in 2 -3 years absent a career ending injury(please god!!!).
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