| 11th September 2006 12:44 PM |
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| Jair |
Posted 11th September 2006 08:51 AM
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Guys, i am doing a different thing today:
In my left ear I am listening The cure (Greatest hits, acoustic). In the right, I put another earphone and I listening The Verve (Singles 92-98). In my main stereo I am listening Stones (Exile), pretty loud, cuz the earphones. In my computer I'm watching a porno lesbian video pretty hard damn hot. And, in my another PC monitor, I'm writting this msg right now, right here, and you're reading. Also, at the same time, I'm shaking my hips and messing up with my wheels chair.
Now I need i third hand to masturbate, cuz this video is fucking hot. Really.
Amazing.
Hey! Wait, gimme a blowjob! Anyone?
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| 11th September 2006 12:45 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Posted 11th September 2006 08:51 AM
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Guys, i am doing a different thing today:
In my left ear I am listening The cure (Greatest hits, acoustic). In the right, I put another earphone and I listening The Verve (Singles 92-98). In my main stereo I am listening Stones (Exile), pretty loud, cuz the earphones. In my computer I'm watching a porno lesbian video pretty hard damn hot. And, in my another PC monitor, I'm writting this msg right now, right here, and you're reading. Also, at the same time, I'm shaking my hips and messing up with my wheels chair.
Now I need i third hand to masturbate, cuz this video is fucking hot. Really.
Amazing.
Hey! Wait, gimme a blowjob! Anyone?
Great posting!!! |
| 11th September 2006 01:00 PM |
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| Dan |
Sounds like my strange Wedensday night after a concert I can barely remember. Except I only have one computer. |
| 11th September 2006 03:23 PM |
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| WJ |
"Now I need i third hand to masturbate"
I was going to send you a naked pic of Burt Reynolds, to help you along, but it seems that thread no longer exists. |
| 11th September 2006 03:27 PM |
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| glencar |
LOL There was a nude Burt thread? Joey must've started it! |
| 11th September 2006 03:38 PM |
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| WJ |
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glencar wrote:
LOL There was a nude Burt thread? Joey must've started it!
Actually, it started out as a thread dedicated to JB and then naturally turned into a thread full of naked men and sexually abused farm animals. |
| 11th September 2006 03:39 PM |
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| jb |
I am dying. |
| 11th September 2006 04:24 PM |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
Get some help. |
| 11th September 2006 08:59 PM |
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| Jair |
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Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:
Get some help.
Thanks, I will 
...Wait, are you talking to me or JB? 
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| 11th September 2006 09:35 PM |
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| pdog |
Amazing! |
| 12th September 2006 11:17 AM |
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| Saint Sway |
How has this not been stickied yet??
This is posting at its finest.
Jair is clearly the DaVinci of Rocks Off. Only more clever. |
| 12th September 2006 11:29 AM |
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| Jair |
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Saint Sway wrote:
How has this not been stickied yet??
This is posting at its finest.
Jair is clearly the DaVinci of Rocks Off. Only more clever.
Woooooow!
Many thanks, my friend!!!
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| 12th September 2006 12:07 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
thank you!
I need to update my signature |
| 12th September 2006 12:53 PM |
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| Dan |
Here's a great alternative to a third hand. If you can afford a Stones ticket, you can afford to "date" this chick. And she wont complain if you go see the Stones solo.
A little too rich for my blood. Thought I found a good deal on a used one but the seller insisted I take along a truckload of baggage with it! |
| 12th September 2006 01:10 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
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Dan wrote:
Thought I found a good deal on a used....
a used one???? Dude... no... |
| 12th September 2006 01:47 PM |
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| WJ |
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Dan wrote:
A little too rich for my blood. Thought I found a good deal on a used one but the seller insisted I take along a truckload of baggage with it!
Wow, even fake women have baggage.
Used? How embarrassing would it be for you to contract a STD from an inanimate object? You're better off with a goat.
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| 12th September 2006 02:16 PM |
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| Dan |
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Saint Sway wrote:
a used one???? Dude... no...
Can I just throw it in my mom's hot tub to clean it out? |
