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TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
An exausted Tom Ridge stumbled out of the Orpheum Theatre at around 12:30 AM (0030 to you Europeans) on September 9th. After the usual questions about Iraq, National Security, and so forth, which he answered inexplicably with a Pie Chart demonstrating the alcohol content in Ronnie Wood's blood in proportion to the other members from 1982 to 2002 (only Keith Richards came close), the inevitable question came: "What's the color for today, Mr. Ridge?"
"Screw you clever bastards," said Ridge, emulating Keith Richards during the Dirty Work sessions. "Today, following minimal evidence and hints from Mick Jagger, coupled with the possible presence of Sugar Blue, is a SOME GIRLS day. Put this sucker in yo playahs and screw those whiny bastard kids of today!"
Ridge then proceeded to a pub around the corner, where all further questions were met with "Ask Ronnie Wood, as his playing may well put you in contact with the man upstairs."
-tSYX --- She's there when I close my eyes... |
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Soul Survivor |
what the fuck? |
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