| 4th September 2006 11:26 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
jb's next litigation -- a sticky situation:
Sperm samples destroyed when refrigerator fails
Associated Press
GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- Thousands of sperm samples, some stored by men who feared they could become impotent, were destroyed when the temperature rose undetected in a refrigeration tank at the University of Florida.
The problem at the university's Women's Health Center at Magnolia Parke began last October, when a faulty sensor on the liquid-nitrogen-filled tank apparently failed to alert anyone that the temperature had risen, said center spokesman Tom Fortner.
Officials had believed they caught the problem in time, until tests two weeks ago revealed that all the samples were destroyed, said Dr. R. Stan Williams, chief of the university medical college's division of reproductive endocrinology and infertility.
The vast majority of the samples were from anonymous donors intended for use by couples with fertility problems.
"Our anonymous donor sperm bank is essentially wiped out," Williams said.
Up to 60 of the samples were from men — many undergoing cancer treatments — who banked their sperm in case they no longer could have children, he said.
Samples stored since late August 2005 were not affected.
Williams said he believed the situation had the potential for litigation.
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| 4th September 2006 06:54 PM |
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| Joey |
Nanky ?!
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| 4th September 2006 07:07 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
They stored their sperm because they were afraid of becoming useless in bed? Couldn't they simply jerk off at the right time? |
| 5th September 2006 11:14 AM |
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| pdog |
I keep my sperm stored in my testicles, no refrigeration needed! |
| 5th September 2006 12:18 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I never understood this storing sperm stuff.
Sperm is like music, you need new stuff everyday. |
| 5th September 2006 12:20 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I never understood this storing sperm stuff.
Sperm is like music, you need new stuff everyday.
I masturbate .
It is true ..... I Do ! |
| 5th September 2006 12:21 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Good thing -- you keep that stuff around for too long and bad things happen...
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| 5th September 2006 12:28 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Good thing -- you keep that stuff around for too long and bad things happen...
Funny !!!!!!
Good Postin '
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
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| 5th September 2006 12:34 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I masturbate .
It is true ..... I Do !
YOU BLIND YET???? THICK GLASSES???
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| 5th September 2006 12:37 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Joey????!!!!
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| 5th September 2006 12:41 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Hmmmnnn. I thought statistically speaking men quit masturbating in their late 20's. |
| 5th September 2006 01:10 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Hmmmnnn. I thought statistically speaking men quit masturbating in their late 20's.
Actually , I fully intend to masturbate well into my nineties .
Well ...into my Nineties |
| 5th September 2006 01:19 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
"Hi, my name is Joey. I am well into my 90s and if you'd like to stand up, I'd be happy to give you a little reach around!"
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| 5th September 2006 03:05 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
"Hi, my name is Joey. I am well into my 90s and if you'd like to stand up, I'd be happy to give you a little reach around!"
Nanky ?!
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| 5th September 2006 03:07 PM |
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| jb |
I like the way the polygamists are able to bang a lotof chicks and it is not considered cheating... |
| 5th September 2006 03:09 PM |
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| Egbert |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Williams said he believed the situation had the potential for litigation.
Of course. |
| 6th September 2006 10:42 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Actually , I fully intend to masturbate well into my nineties .
Well ...into my Nineties
 Jeezus.....isn't that a little over-optimistic????
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| 6th September 2006 10:43 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Jeezus.....isn't that a little over-optimistic????
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| 6th September 2006 10:55 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Hef masturbates????? |
| 6th September 2006 10:58 AM |
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| 6th September 2006 11:12 AM |
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| pdog |
I jerked off alot in the nineties. I still jerk off alot, in the double aughts! |
| 6th September 2006 12:46 PM |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Jeezus.....isn't that a little over-optimistic????
Masturbation keeps prostate cancer away. . . Save yourself! |
| 6th September 2006 12:49 PM |
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| Dan |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Hef dates drag queeens? |
