1st September 2006 01:39 PM |
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Factory Girl |
Guidance respectfully requested. |
1st September 2006 01:41 PM |
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Saint Sway |
I stopped drinking this morning at 6am and I will not touch another drop until at least 4:00 today |
1st September 2006 01:42 PM |
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sirmoonie |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
Guidance respectfully requested.
Have another. Are you at work? Then definitely have another. |
1st September 2006 01:45 PM |
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gimmekeef |
Just one?.....letter rip..... |
1st September 2006 02:01 PM |
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Egbert |
By all means |
1st September 2006 02:11 PM |
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Factory Girl |
quote: Egbert wrote:
By all means
I gratefully accept my friends' advice.
And to sirmoonie--yes. |
1st September 2006 02:17 PM |
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egon |
does a one legged duck swim in circles? |
1st September 2006 02:18 PM |
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Saint Sway |
day drinking is good
especially when it leads to naked naps |
1st September 2006 02:29 PM |
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Factory Girl |
Does a one legged duck take naked naps? |
1st September 2006 02:35 PM |
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Saint Sway |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
Does a one legged duck take naked naps?
after a few six packs who cares?
see: your sig |
1st September 2006 02:44 PM |
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FotiniD |
It is Friday night after all. |
1st September 2006 02:51 PM |
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Egbert |
Thank you FG (fellow Stooge-o-phile) - you've inspired me to crack open a Yuengling and get motivated to get out and get Guinnessed. |
1st September 2006 02:56 PM |
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Factory Girl |
quote: Egbert wrote:
Thank you FG (fellow Stooge-o-phile) - you've inspired me to crack open a Yuengling and get motivated to get out and get Guinnessed.
My dear Eggy, enjoy getting Guinnesed.
This weekend, I shall drink cheap US beer, but after a six pack I won't care. |
1st September 2006 03:01 PM |
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Egbert |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
This weekend, I shall drink cheap US beer, but after a six pack I won't care.
Right on!
MIGHT AS WELL GET JUICED
(Jagger/Richards)
If you really want to rip up your mind
If you want to take the lid off your life
If you want to reach down in the sump
To last dregs off the camel's back hump
And the wolves are howling right at your door
And the vultures want to tear off some more
Your flesh is burning right off your bones
Your children kick you out of your home
If you really want to tear up your mind
If you really want to get yourself blind
Might as well get juiced
Might as well get juiced
Hey mama
What's this crazy game of sevens, eights and nines
I can't keep up with you baby
I'm gonna give you such a piece of my mind
When I get around to it
'Cause honey I'm abused
Might as well get juiced
If you really want to melt down your mind
Crank it up to straight double time
If you really want to have you some fun
Spit right down on everyone
If you've got the strength to scream out "Hell Why?"
The wheels of life are passing you by
You might as well get juiced
Might as well get juiced
Some people like to get high on love
Buss it off with alcohol
Give me a little taste of those fumes
I need a little boost
I tell you the sweet things in life
How am I going to survive
I might as well get juiced
I might as well get juiced
I might as well get juiced
A little bit confused
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1st September 2006 03:05 PM |
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Egbert |
Better yet:
Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy I'm trying to walk a straight line On sour mash and cheap wine So join me for a drink boys We're gonna make a big noise So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Come on Dizzy, drunk and fightin' On tequila white lightnin' My glass is getting shorter On whiskey, ice and water So come on and have a good time And get blinded out of your mind So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Get stoned Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Come on Oooh Gonna roll around Gonna hit the ground Take another swing Have another drink Gonna drink it dry Gonna get me high Come on all the boys Make a noise CHORUS Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink oooooooon me
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