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| Riffhard |
Last night I had the weirdest dream about the Stones.I was sitting front row on a side ramp off the main stage.The side ramp was also a bar.The guy behind the bar/stage was sliding everyone cold pints of beer during the show.Ronnie had to hop over these pints as they slid down the bar/stage.He was doing great playing his ass off and never once stopping to hoist a pint!I was so proud of him.
At one point he actully handed me my pint which had stopped a bit short.Then I said "Hey,Ronnie ya gotta pick for your good friend Steve?"He says "Sure catch" and he throws me a pick.Now this was no ordinary pick.I noticed that it was at least three times the size of an ordinary guitar pick.It also had a cigarette lighter attached to it.As well as a cork screw and tweezers and even a toothpick.My friends,I determined that Ronnie Wood had given me a rather expensive Swiss Army Pick.I must admit I was a bit taken aback at his generosity.I thanked him profusely.I asked him why he needed a cork screw on his pick and he laughed and said "I don't need the bloody thing anymore that's why I gave it to you!"Then he told me to treasure it and that it had once been used to open a bottle of '65 Lafeite Rothchild Cabernat that was shared with Maggie Truddeu and Lisa Robinson.
What a weird f'ing dream.The thing that sucks about it is now that I've woken up I can't find that goddamned Swiss Army Pick anywhere!
Riffhard |
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| nankerphelge |
I gotta tell ya, if there is one guy I cannot wait to catch a buzz with in NYC, it is you Riffy.
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| parmeda |
Riff...
What did your day consist of yesterday? Please share, lol.
I think Nank and I would like to retrace your steps... |
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| Child of the Moon |
Y'know, I used to have one of the new-fangled Swiss Army Picks, complete with DSL hookups and Ampeg amp plug-ins, but I lost it in a bet with Joe Mantegna. Lucky bastard.
What the fuck am I talking about again? |
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| Riffhard |
Oh yeah Nanky!
We will party like you read about!It will be a gathering of the masses at the Faces and Names Lounge.God it can't get here soon enough for me!
Pam,
The recipe of the day yesterday is as follows:
One bottle of Cabo Wabo Resapado Tequila shared with wife and two friends.
Copius amounts of quality Chiba.
One fine Cohiba Cubano cigar,courtesy of a good friend.
Three pints of Guinness.
Repeat as nessasary for desired results.Especially the chiba.Hope this helps.
Riffhard
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
�creo que ya es hora de ir con el siquiatra! |
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| parmeda |
quote:
The recipe of the day yesterday is as follows:
...hmmmm, no wonder!
Thanks Riff |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh Riffy! Tequila and chiba -- food of the gods!
Although I am on double secret probation with Tequila -- that stuff is just plain dangerous! I'm liable to forget the whole damn show. And then I'd be open to even further ridicule from the likes of luxury1! Don't need that! Although tequila does help send the ol' libido into hyperdrive! Ol' luxury1 is just liable to get the 3-day Mexican power-spank!
Si si, very nice! |
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| Soul Survivor |
I once had a dream that Keef got in a barfight with one of the hells angels because he pissed in Keiths beer glass. I would too! I would kick his motorcycle! |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
�creo que ya es hora de ir con el siquiatra!
Crees, Voodoo? No lo se! (no hay accentos - lo siento - es muy comico, sin accentos, no? Y creo que mis palabras tienen letras falsas [no se la palabra/idioma por "misspelled" - soy estudiante solamente!])
Forgive my Spanish - I know enough probably to get by on "Where is the restroom" and "I am a hopeless American - forgive me!"
-tSYX --- Have you seen her dressed in gold? Like a queen in days of old? |
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