| 25th August 2006 03:22 PM |
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| RollingstonesUSA |
"I see you have alot of time on your hands to be counting my posts, the reason I have time, is because, I was fucking injured in Iraq, and to think I defend assholes like you and your freedom, you my friend can Fuck OFF!"-RollingstonesUSA
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| 25th August 2006 03:41 PM |
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| caro |
I love the fact that 170 years after Goethe's famous last words "More light!", people are still wondering if they were meant in a philosophical sense, or in a open-the-fucking-curtains sense. |
| 25th August 2006 03:42 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
caro wrote:
I love the fact that 170 years after Goethe's famous last words "More light!", people are still wondering if they were meant in a philosophical sense, or in a open-the-fucking-curtains sense.
God, you're hot. |
| 25th August 2006 03:45 PM |
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| caro |
Hi Moonie! I'm reading Catch-22 right now! |
| 25th August 2006 03:50 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
"IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE"
Sinclair Lewis
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| 25th August 2006 04:01 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
God, you're hot.
slut.
German Jokes:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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| 25th August 2006 04:04 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
"he has played a key mentoring role in my personal and professional development, and I owe him a debt of gratitude for this." |
| 25th August 2006 04:05 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
"he has played a key mentoring role in my personal and professional development, and I owe him a debt of gratitude for this."
we could only wish.....
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| 25th August 2006 04:14 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
"he has played a key mentoring role in my personal and professional development, and I owe him a debt of gratitude for this."
fine demonstration of postin skills. |
| 25th August 2006 04:25 PM |
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| Jair |
Rape, but don't kill, please.
(didnt work...
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| 25th August 2006 04:27 PM |
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| Joey |
" we could only wish....."
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| 25th August 2006 04:51 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
"I'm your father,Luke"
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| 25th August 2006 04:52 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"
Take one guess who. |
| 25th August 2006 04:58 PM |
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| Nellcote |
"Brady should take a knee and get this to overtime! I don't like this strategy at all. The Patriots shouldn't be taking these chances!"
John Madden, on the Patriots during Super Bowl 36, 1:31 left on the clock, tie game. You know the rest of the story.....
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| 25th August 2006 05:01 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. |
| 25th August 2006 06:09 PM |
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| WJ |
"It was.......fun." - Captain James T. Kirk |
| 25th August 2006 06:12 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"
Take one guess who.
"You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
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| 25th August 2006 06:16 PM |
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| glencar |
http://edition.cnn.com/2000/books/news/11/23/wilde.death.reut/index.html |
| 25th August 2006 06:16 PM |
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| glencar |
I thought my ENT was BSing me! |
| 25th August 2006 06:21 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
glencar wrote:
http://edition.cnn.com/2000/books/news/11/23/wilde.death.reut/index.html
It doesn't say if he showed neurological symptoms. That would prove it may be so.
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| 25th August 2006 06:36 PM |
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| Jair |
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| 25th August 2006 08:59 PM |
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| JuanTCB |
"Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you!" - Nellie Connally |
| 26th August 2006 02:02 AM |
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| Highwire Rob |
"Rosebud." |
| 26th August 2006 07:27 AM |
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| corgi37 |
"Cut off his testicles. They will make a grand tobacco pouch" - A judge quoted when viewing the body of bushranger "Mad Dod" Morgan.
And who can forget...
"Who's fighting? What for?"
[Edited by corgi37] |
| 27th August 2006 06:03 PM |
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| Joey |
Some of Joey's favorites :
" I am Not a Crook " ( Richard Nixon )
" My Brother need not be idealized ..... " ( Teddy )
" Mr. Gorbachev .... tear DOWN this wall " ( Ronnie Reagan )
" Read My Lips ... No NEW Taxes " ( Bushie41 )
" I did not have sexual relations with that woman " ( Bubba )
" Today marks the end of major hostilites in Iraq " ( Bushie43 )
" Always remember that Baba Loves you " ( Avatar Meher Baba )
" I just took my afternoon shit " ( Kins )
Kins ! |
| 27th August 2006 09:28 PM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Now didn't Mick say something about not singing Satisfaction after he was forty. I can't find the quote or the source.
"I'd rather be dead than be singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.."
One of my favourites of what LITERALLY was someone's last words were those of the drummer Cozy Powell, on a cellphone to his mistress, just as he realised his car was about to crash and fatally injure him - "oh SHIT!"
[Edited by Gazza] |
| 27th August 2006 09:47 PM |
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| telecaster |
"He's got to see us" - James Dean talking about the car that hit and killed him
"John Kerry will be our next President" - joey fall 2004 |
| 27th August 2006 10:43 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
"CNN predicts that Florida will go to Al Gore" - November 2000 |
| 28th August 2006 06:56 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
George Kaplan (James Coburn, in Hudson Hawk): "My pension!!" |
| 28th August 2006 07:09 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
"SAM THROWS A PARTY.........I AM THE PARTY "DLR 2002 |
