| August 30th, 2005 11:12 PM |
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| Riffhard |
Hello darlin'! Howe are things going at "The Couch"? Please send my love to one and all. I have been blocked from the site by an overzealous IT guy here at my station. I have yet to replace my personal PC that recently shit the bed(gotta get Stones tix ya know-priorities,priorities),but I'm on it. I will be back with a vengance when the new system is up and running. Hope all is well at that most prestigeous of sites,and I know that my return will be met with the righteous indignation that it deserves.
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| August 30th, 2005 11:17 PM |
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| gypsy |
RIFFY!
I miss you, buddy! I'm sorry about your computer. You're not missing much over at the Couch - it's "Diane Lane Week" over there. YES!
Lady Jane and I finally got Tele in a threesome last weekend. You're probably next on our "To Do" list. |
| August 30th, 2005 11:18 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
I'm not Gypsy, but if you need me to "talk" to that motherfucking IT motherfucker, let me know. I'll fucking beat him over the head with a pool cue. I swear to allmighty motherfucking god I will. |
| August 30th, 2005 11:21 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I'm not Gypsy, but if you need me to "talk" to that motherfucking IT motherfucker, let me know. I'll fucking beat him over the head with a pool cue. I swear to allmighty motherfucking god I will.
I'm not sirmoonie, but I swear to motherfucking god that I will kick said IT guy right in his satchel! |
| August 30th, 2005 11:31 PM |
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| Riffhard |
Thanks so much Gypsy! Truth be told you and sweet Lady Jane are at the top of my list as well. What a coincidence! As for said IT guy,I will leave that topic alone. I have found it not such a wise idea to rip on fellow employees whilst on a company computer,but your(as well as moonie's)offer is much appreciated. Those IT guys have a way of finding out all of my online indescretions!! Oh the embarrassment I have suffered from this guys digging ways! Trapped like a rat in the hall and shit,I am.
Riffhard |
| August 30th, 2005 11:50 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Thanks so much Gypsy! Truth be told you and sweet Lady Jane are at the top of my list as well. What a coincidence! As for said IT guy,I will leave that topic alone. I have found it not such a wise idea to rip on fellow employees whilst on a company computer,but your(as well as moonie's)offer is much appreciated. Those IT guys have a way of finding out all of my online indescretions!! Oh the embarrassment I have suffered from this guys digging ways! Trapped like a rat in the hall and shit,I am.
Riffhard
Fuck!
Sorry to hear that, Riffie.
Always remember, and never forget, he is an IT guy and you are the front end of the biz.
"Getchmis olsun - may it pass quickly."
- William Hayes, circa 1970s - |
| August 31st, 2005 12:04 AM |
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| parmeda |
Seriously, Riffy...give me Mr. IT's email.
I promise, it shall be quick & painless  |
| August 31st, 2005 12:06 AM |
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| Riffhard |
Ya know moonie this guy is just jealous because I get all the hot chicks like gypsy and Lady Jane. He is an overworked nerd that was glued to his computer manuals while I,the famous rock and roll DJ,was out and about scoring with the all the young impressionable starfuckers of the Jersey Shore!
What?! Oh no,no,no,I was kidding. He gets loads and loads of hotties! No,really,he has to beat 'em off with a poolcue. He is the most effortlessly cool IT guy you will ever find. He has a real IT guy swagger about himself that just drives the ladies crazy! They love it when he starts talking in his cool computer jargon ways. I am just left to sit in awe of his prowess with the babes.
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| August 31st, 2005 12:17 AM |
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| Riffhard |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Seriously, Riffy...give me Mr. IT's email.
I promise, it shall be quick & painless
Thanks for the offer Pammy! He is an untouchable I'm afraid. He works out of the corporate office,and I have seen him maybe three times in the last nine years. He just lurks in the ether and spills the beans about my online habbits! Who knew that big brother had a pocket protector and coke bottle glasses?! He does score with the ladies though! I gotta give him that. Apparently the ladies are really into the whole Hagger slacks and penny loafer look these days. Did I miss out on some nerd chic fashion wave?
Riffhard |
| August 31st, 2005 12:50 AM |
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| parmeda |
Oh, he's reachable, Riffy...trust me, lol
I thrive on messin' with "the suits"...makes my day more complete!
...bring him on |
| August 31st, 2005 01:37 AM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Oh, he's reachable, Riffy...trust me, lol
I thrive on messin' with "the suits"...makes my day more complete!
...bring him on
He doesn't stand a chance against two ROCC Sisters. Fuck no. |
| August 31st, 2005 02:18 AM |
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| pdog |
That sucks...
I'd punch him in the dick, but that's just me. hope you make it back soon.
I hope to see you in NYC, I will be the guy trying to keep everyone sober... NOT!!! |
| August 31st, 2005 02:45 AM |
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| Starbuck |
quote:
Riffy waxed nostalgic:
"Those IT guys have a way of finding out all of my online indescretions!! Oh the embarrassment I have suffered from this guys digging ways! Trapped like a rat in the hall and shit,I am."
riffy!
how many #@!%ing times do i have to tell you....if you're going to porn surf like the rest of us, it must ALWAYS take place in the privacy of your own home....
[Edited by Dirk Diggler] |
| August 31st, 2005 07:03 AM |
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| LadyJane |
Hey Riffy......
That IT guy is a total dickwad.
Bet he heard you give us props on your show.
Hurry back.....gypsy and I will be waiting.
LJ. |
| August 31st, 2005 08:16 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
So that's who did it Riffer?
Get that PC at home rebuilt and come back!
The spot on "The Couch" where you used to sit is still empty. Cold, indented and empty.
We frequently pour a little skootch of our Colt 45's out on that spot in your honor when we liquor up.
Come to MSG! Pdog is throwing a huge bash in his swank hotel room! We can talk more about this IT guy then...
M! |
| August 31st, 2005 09:11 AM |
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| Joey |
"The spot on "The Couch" where you used to sit is still empty. Cold, indented and empty."
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| August 31st, 2005 04:22 PM |
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| Joey |
" - it's "Diane Lane Week" over there. "
< ----- Isn't Diane Lane a Lezzie ?!?!?!
Shhhhh Lil' fella .........
" IT'S EASY TO SAY "
Music by Henry Mancini
Lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager
Vocal by Julie Andrews and Dudley Moore
There is another version with Chorus
" It's easy to say it's over
It's easy to say we're the best of friends
You walk away and for a while
You try the summer of a younger smile
But the memory never ends
You could loose your mind
But then you'll find.
It's easy to say I love you
There's only one way to say I love you
You could search the years away
That old cliche is the first of May
To old or new love.
It's easy to say, easy as ABC
I love you.
It's easy to say, easy as ABC
I love you, love you, love you, love you .... "
http://ferhiga.0catch.com/sfan/mancini/lyrics/ten.htm#easy
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| August 31st, 2005 04:38 PM |
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| SheRat |
RIFFY!!!!!
You know, now I feel bad for all those times I was hungover and you posted with me and played songs I requested.
Doesn't that dude know you were just helping a damsel in distress? Does chivalry mean NOTHING to that man?
Damn.
Make that THREE ROCC sistahs. |
| August 31st, 2005 04:42 PM |
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| glencar |
Just get a Dell for $100 or whatever they're down to now. |
| August 31st, 2005 05:29 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Just get a Dell for $100 or whatever they're down to now.
You can get a Dell P.C. , Monitor & Printer for under five hundred dollars now . Word ........to your Flackys !
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| August 31st, 2005 05:30 PM |
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| Starbuck |
"The spot on "The Couch" where you used to sit is still empty. Cold, indented and empty."
max tried filling it with "diane ladd" week on the couch.....which is turning out to be the biggest bomb since the "hugbot experiment" back in '72....
next week's "abe vigoda week", however, has couchie dobbers up. so up, in fact, that i am typing this with my erect Wojciehowicz.
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| August 31st, 2005 05:39 PM |
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| Joey |
" DON'T CALL IT LOVE "
Music by Henry Mancini
Lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager
Chorus
" Looks to me like we're losin' our shine
We go dancin' but we're not keepin' time
Like before
So don't call it love no more.
No one's talkin' but it's all been said
Fancy dinin' but nobody gets fed
Not like before
So don't call it love no more.
Oh baby, once you and me, we had it made
When did we start to fall
Or did we look the other way
Or maybe we never had it at all.
* Tell your stories to all of our friends
If they ask you you can say
That we ended happily
But don't call it love
When you're talkin' to me. "
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