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| parmeda |
WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY TO ATTACKING STRIPPER
Chicago SunTimes
August 27, 2003
A Wheeling woman has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge after admitting she attacked a stripper who didn't do the job that was expected during her daughter's bachelorette party.
Jacqueline A. McMahon, 52, was sentenced to 30 days of court supervision and ordered to pay $2,500 restitution to the victim in a plea deal reached Monday with the McHenry County state's attorney's office. Prosecutors will drop battery charges against McMahon's daughter, Carrie L. McMahon, 22, of Loveland, Colo., and bridesmaid Kelly L. Meyer, 33, of McHenry.
The 28-year-old man suffered head injuries, bruises and scratches when he was punched, kicked and hit over the head with a bottle after his performance July 13, 2002, at a Holiday Inn in Crystal Lake. Police said people attending the party got angry when the stripper showed up late, turned out to be a stand-in for the dancer requested by the hosts and ended his performance sooner than expected and without paying enough attention to the bride. AP
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...and you guys wonder why we get a little crabby sometimes, rotflmao!
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| jb |
Pam, he must have been small? |
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| riffhard64 |
Schrivel factor?? |
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| jb |
Shriveling is most common ..... |
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| gypsy |
Hmmm. Wasn't Maxy conspicuously absent around July of 2002? |
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| jb |
sirmooni9e? |
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| voodoopug |
maybe he just came out of the pool!
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| riffhard64 |
Well that explains it...Pool = Shrinkage |
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| Mother baby |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
The 28-year-old man suffered head injuries, bruises and scratches when he was punched, kicked and hit over the head with a bottle after his performance July 13, 2002, at a Holiday Inn in Crystal Lake. Police said people attending the party got angry when the stripper showed up late, turned out to be a stand-in for the dancer requested by the hosts and ended his performance sooner than expected and without paying enough attention to the bride.
See this is a perfect illustration of why we need government regulation of this industry. Dammit they make hair stylists get licenses why not strippers? |
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| jb |
Charlie probably has the smallest weiner among current members.... |
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| kath |
See this is a perfect illustration of why we need government regulation of this industry. Dammit they make hair stylists get licenses why not strippers?
now THAT'S funny!!!!!
by gawd, i want my money's worth, you little bastard! whip me!! whip me hard!!!
hilarious.
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| KeithRichards210 |
quote:
jb wrote:
Charlie probably has the smallest weiner among current members....
A lawyer AND a pecker-checker? Where DO you find the time?? |
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| kath |
A lawyer AND a pecker-checker? Where DO you find the time??
he's a busy little guy working all that in while still posting 5 thousand times on this board alone!! AND schtupping his secretary!!! a veritable whirlwind of activity... |
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| Fiji Joe |
Well it damn sure wasn't me...I make the girlies go crazy |
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| Boomy |
Am I the only one that saw Madonna and Britney kissing each other at the MTV VMA's???
I turn on the TV and all of the sudden....smack! |
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| gypsy |
jb probably has the smallest weiner of all the RO males. |
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| Joey |
" jb probably has the smallest weiner of all the RO males. "
Gypsy .....................................
I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing ;
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowing ?
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning ;
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning .
More than this .......Come to Joey
More than this .......Come to Joey
More than this .......Come to Joey
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing;
Like dream in the night
Who can say where we're going ?
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning ;
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning .
More than this ................Come to Joey
More than this ................Come to Joey
More than this ................Come to Joey
-- Thank You
The Joey !
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| Joey |
JACKY !!!!! |
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| jb |
After some pleasent banter, Gypsy has become quite hostile towards me these past days....?????????????Jacky.... |
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| Joey |
" After some pleasent banter, Gypsy has become quite hostile towards me these past days....????????????? "
The mood swings are the stuff of legend .
Yet , all in all , there is still a " postive cost calculus " in the relationship equation . Right ?!?!?!
KINS !
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| Mother baby |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
_________ (you fill in the blank)... "probably has the smallest weiner of all the RO males."
Ah ha. You've touched upon one of the great controversies of modern times. Does size matter? Is bigger better?
The mental health profession is still grappling with this one. |
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| jb |
I think size is a factor....anything less than 4 3/4's probably would be unsatisfying. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Gypsy is never hostile towards me.
Unless, of course, I'm a naughty boy. Then things get interesting. |
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| Joey |
Why is it that the most savage thing that a woman feels she can say to a man is to impugn his " cocksmanship " ?
WHY ?!?!?!?!?!?!
" Network was a Great Movie Ronnie "
{{{ PADDY JOE }}}
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| Mother baby |
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Joey wrote:
Why is it that the most savage thing that a woman feels she can say to a man is to impugn his " cocksmanship " ?
I dunno. But I believe it goes way back in remote antiquity someplace. |
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| kath |
"cocksmanship"
excellent word. |
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| jb |
what happens when it's all over? |
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| Joey |
" what happens when it's all over? "
Keith Moon rises from the dead and drinks with all of us at our next summit .
{ CA - RACK }
Single Ronnie .
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| jb |
why has max disappeared again? |
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| Joey |
" why has max disappeared again? "
Last I heard he was sent down to the " Rocks Off Minor League AA Board " due to " Poor Posting " .
I hope he gets his " form " back or he may just fade away like Goose Gossage .
Shiver ................................
Developing ............................
SKEE !
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