| August 26th, 2005 10:06 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
RICHARDS APOLOGISES FOR MEMBER FURORE
LATEST: ROLLING STONES guitarist KEITH RICHARDS has officially apologised to SIR MICK JAGGER for discussing the size of his penis in public.
The iconic singer was furious with Richards for his "huge balls, small c**k" comment last week (ends21AUG05) - but Richards insists he was really trying to compliment the star.
Richards spokeswoman says, "He has apologised to Mick because he was trying to be complimentary and ended up appearing to be offensive.
"He did say that Mick had big balls, as in he admired him because he was gutsy and courageous.
"How would he know anything about the size of his willy?"
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| August 26th, 2005 10:10 AM |
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| justinkurian |
Is this from the Sun again? |
| August 26th, 2005 10:15 AM |
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| corgi37 |
He's known him since he was 10. OF course he knows the size of his dick. |
| August 26th, 2005 10:18 AM |
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| The_Worst |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
RICHARDS APOLOGISES FOR MEMBER FURORE
LATEST: ROLLING STONES guitarist KEITH RICHARDS has officially apologised to SIR MICK JAGGER for discussing the size of his penis in public.
The iconic singer was furious with Richards for his "huge balls, small c**k" comment last week (ends21AUG05) - but Richards insists he was really trying to compliment the star.
Richards spokeswoman says, "He has apologised to Mick because he was trying to be complimentary and ended up appearing to be offensive.
"He did say that Mick had big balls, as in he admired him because he was gutsy and courageous.
"How would he know anything about the size of his willy?"
26/08/2005 13:56
This has to be a joke... |
| August 26th, 2005 10:29 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
To be perfectly honest, I was never bothered much by penis size stuff...I let other guys worry about that....I'm a cunnilingus man myself. 
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| August 26th, 2005 10:34 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
To be perfectly honest, I was never bothered much by penis size stuff...I let other guys worry about that....I'm a cunnilingus man myself.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
LOL!!
me too...a tongue and a few fingers and forget about the size  |
| August 26th, 2005 08:47 PM |
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| KeithRichardsWife |
Let's see yours Keith  |
| August 27th, 2005 10:00 AM |
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| Hannalee |
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corgi37 wrote:
He's known him since he was 10. OF course he knows the size of his dick.
Won't it have grown since then? Perhaps Keith's got short-term memory loss; it would hardly be surprising....
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| August 27th, 2005 10:04 AM |
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| blackandblue |
I think Keith is not interested in sex anymore. I an interview he told a guitar was for him the most sexiest thing on earth: the round shape and the hole reminded him of something. Besides too many women think he isn't attractive anymore. Even Gorda refuses to kiss him! |
| August 27th, 2005 10:08 AM |
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| glencar |
Please, let's shit can this one! |
| August 27th, 2005 06:19 PM |
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| the good |
These guys are entertaining as hell. never a dull moment with the glimmer twins |
| August 27th, 2005 06:48 PM |
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| texile |
keith offering an explanation through a spokesperson?
that's funny in itself - the comment actually WAS taken out of context - when i read it - it sounded so juvenile, but the entire comment was different ....
he WAS complimenting jagger for having balls - as in courage - but then he added the rest as a joke - in context;
either way - its funny.....poor mick. |
| August 27th, 2005 07:01 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
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Jumacfly wrote:
LOL!!
me too...a tongue and a few fingers and forget about the size
damn straight, drive 'em crazy with the tongue first and then you'll have a MUCH better chance of being remembered as a good fuck |
| August 27th, 2005 08:32 PM |
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| kath |
well, if you saw "performance", you'd know keef speaks the truth..... |
| August 28th, 2005 12:11 AM |
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| exile |
I'm not even going to grace this subject with an answer
gutter journalism from the sun doesn't deserve it.
Its fucking juvenile, Keith should know better
Keith has just come off looking like a wanker
Keith wouldn't play LIVE8 because everyone asking him to do it was knighted
Keith says his solo stuff was big success while Jaggers was a flop.
Keith turned into a sour, bitter, jealous wanker lately.
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| August 28th, 2005 12:22 AM |
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| texile |
true exile - mick carried keith's junkie-ass self all through the 70s....like a real friend would - without judgement.....but keith? all he does it make juvenile judgements - about jagger's lifestyle, women....music....cock....and whatever else; keith has been coddled for too long...and his hair is now red;
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| August 28th, 2005 08:18 AM |
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| exile |
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texile wrote:
true exile - mick carried keith's junkie-ass self all through the 70s....like a real friend would - without judgement.....but keith? all he does it make juvenile judgements - about jagger's lifestyle,
Too right texile....Mick deserves better than that
with friends like that who needs enemies
enough said... |
| August 28th, 2005 08:56 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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exile wrote:
Too right texile....Mick deserves better than that
with friends like that who needs enemies
enough said...
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| August 28th, 2005 09:40 AM |
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| mac_daddy |
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Keith says his solo stuff was big success while Jaggers was a flop.
well, that statement is true.
but is this really a story, or is it 10km's way of f*cking with us..? |
| August 28th, 2005 10:01 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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mac_daddy wrote:
but is this really a story, or is it 10km's way of f*cking with us..?
That came from contactmusic.com. Kind of the Sun of the internet. Alot of what they get for "facts" is right....but it's usually all "out of context"...but that's what they do. That's what they get paid to do.
Elvira Went To the Hospital After Losing Her Virginity With Tom Jones
Elvira has recently talked about her first sexual experience, mentioning she needed stitches after losing her virginity to famous singer Tom Jones, because he was so well-endowed.
Cassandra Peterson recalled her night of passion in Las Vegas, Nevada, when she needed medical help.
"It was a little hard to handle, shall we say.
"I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."
Elvira, who has also dated Elvis Presley, as a teenage showgirl, regrets not losing her virginity to the King.
"I was so stupid for not sleeping with him”, but "Elvis was constantly surrounded by his entourage, and I was only 17, and I'm sure they knew it", said the Mistress of the Dark.
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| August 28th, 2005 10:02 AM |
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| exile |
The whole thing is childish
and it really doesn’t even warrant an intelligent response
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| August 28th, 2005 10:06 AM |
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| mac_daddy |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
That came from contactmusic.com. Kind of the Sun of the internet. Alot of what they get for "facts" is right....but it's usually all "out of context"...but that's what they do. That's what they get paid to do.
Elvira Went To the Hospital After Losing Her Virginity With Tom Jones
Elvira has recently talked about her first sexual experience, mentioning she needed stitches after losing her virginity to famous singer Tom Jones, because he was so well-endowed.
Cassandra Peterson recalled her night of passion in Las Vegas, Nevada, when she needed medical help.
"It was a little hard to handle, shall we say.
"I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."
Elvira, who has also dated Elvis Presley, as a teenage showgirl, regrets not losing her virginity to the King.
"I was so stupid for not sleeping with him”, but "Elvis was constantly surrounded by his entourage, and I was only 17, and I'm sure they knew it", said the Mistress of the Dark.
i was sitting down with a bit of breakfast as i clicked this thread - i completely lost my appettite after reading this...
jeezus - where do you find this sh*t...
and as for the keef comment - it is kinda funny. mick doesnt really have his panties in a twist over this, does he..? |
| August 28th, 2005 10:51 AM |
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| mac_daddy |
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+++++ shiver +++++ |
| August 28th, 2005 10:55 AM |
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| Some Guy |
Mick is just pissed that everyone is calling him pee wee now. |
| August 28th, 2005 02:18 PM |
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| Bruno Stone |
I really don`t know if this "Mick`s cocksize" stuff is true, if it was taken out of the context, etc... But if Keith said it, MEANING it, he just confirms my feeling about him nowadays: each day he gets more stupid.
All this pirate of rock n roll "attitude" disgusts me.
Shut up and play your fuckin guitar Keith.
Respect your friend, he did more for you, through all these years, than you`ll never do to anybody. |
| August 29th, 2005 12:59 AM |
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| texile |
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Bruno Stone wrote:
I really don`t know if this "Mick`s cocksize" stuff is true, if it was taken out of the context, etc... But if Keith said it, MEANING it, he just confirms my feeling about him nowadays: each day he gets more stupid.
All this pirate of rock n roll "attitude" disgusts me.
Shut up and play your fuckin guitar Keith.
Respect your friend, he did more for you, through all these years, than you`ll never do to anybody.
unfortunately - keith's self-styled mythology overshadows the truth as we know it........most people don't realize all the shit mick put up with when keith was a junkie and beyond; keith is so spoiled and self-indulgent that he never HAS to learn anything in life........ |
| August 30th, 2005 06:51 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Whether there is any truth in this story or not, I think it's bloody hilarious!
Keep it up Keith!  |
| August 30th, 2005 12:26 PM |
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| JumpingKentFlash |
Well, Jagger's cock can be found on the web, and Keef's too. There's a page with celeb willys somewhere. It was posted on either Shidoobee or here I think, some months ago. So you can judge for yourself.
BTW: If Keef actually said this, which I think he did, it's very fucking juvenile IMO. |
| August 30th, 2005 01:35 PM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
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JumpingKentFlash wrote:
BTW: If Keef actually said this, which I think he did, it's very fucking juvenile IMO.
Maybe so, but this is the way of Mr Richards. Jagger should learn to stop taking himself so seriously. Besides, what's wrong with a bit of toilet humour every now and then? |
