| 21st August 2007 07:50 PM |
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| gorda |
After I watched Michael Moore's movie, SICKO, I decided to take advantage of the fact that I have medical insurance, and go to the doctor. Well, apparently, I am really, really ill. According to the doctor, my blood pressure is too high, and I could go into cardiac arrest at any moment! I'm serious, he literally took my hand and I asked me, "How do you feel? Do you have a headache?" enunciating each word! HOW-DO-YOU-FEEL? Then, he was like, "Honey, you're too young to have a heart attack.
Anyways, ever since that day, I have been going from one labortory to another, getting all kinds of tests done! One of the tests took 3 hours! They had me fast, then they had me drink this really sweet drink in less that 5 minutes. Then, they drew a blood sample every hour on the hour for 3 hours! They poked me 4 times! The needles were huge! (I kept thinking of Keith and his herion addiction, how did he do it?)
I will be getting the results soon, and . . .
somehow I already knew. I didn't need a doctor to tell me. I eat junkfood all day and never exercise, it finally caught up with me, I guess. |
| 21st August 2007 08:11 PM |
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| pdog |
mix in some salads and cook your own food once in a while... You wanna stck around, life can be mundane alot, but dead sucks! |
| 21st August 2007 08:54 PM |
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| mrhipfl |
quote:
pdog wrote:
but dead sucks!
and you know that how?? |
| 21st August 2007 08:59 PM |
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| gorda |
quote:
mrhipfl wrote:
and you know that how??
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I have always thought of it as going to sleep . . . so peaceful . . . so happy.
My mother is the one that tells me that people that commit suicide go straight to hell.
So, I guess subconciously without realizing, eating junkfood and not exercising is my way of ending it?
I don't know, I'm just tired.
And, not even Micky turns me on anymore . . . |
| 21st August 2007 09:30 PM |
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| Some Guy |
slowly start an exercise program, walking to get going. Add fruits and veggies- take a good multivitamin always. |
| 22nd August 2007 12:44 AM |
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| glencar |
I can't believe Michael Moore actually served a useful purpose for once! |
| 22nd August 2007 02:51 AM |
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| Promo |
Try to find Odwalla juice. That stuff is really good for you.
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| 22nd August 2007 04:03 AM |
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| Zack |
quote:
mrhipfl wrote:
and you know that how??
He's been closer to the edge than you. |
| 22nd August 2007 04:22 AM |
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| pdog |
quote:
mrhipfl wrote:
and you know that how??
When I put a gun to someones head they beg and plead that I don't kill them... Then there's alos the no one comes back from death to let us know it's so fucking great... People can argue that death is great, but these two points definitely do it for me... I'm open to hearing the counter-point. Until then, remember, no hot girls when you're worm food!
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| 22nd August 2007 06:54 AM |
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| corgi37 |
Lots of sex is what is required. |
| 22nd August 2007 06:59 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
This thread won t reach 500. |
| 22nd August 2007 09:28 AM |
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| Highwire Rob |
Like Sting, I suffer from priapism... it is my burden--my beast of burden, if you will... 
(and don't give me any of that Tantric bullshit)
[Edited by Highwire Rob] |
| 22nd August 2007 10:25 AM |
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| glencar |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
This thread won t reach 500.
Nor 100? |
| 22nd August 2007 01:03 PM |
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| mrhipfl |
quote:
Zack wrote:
He's been closer to the edge than you.
And you know that how?
[Edited by mrhipfl] |
| 22nd August 2007 07:35 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
think.............lite beer and reduced calorie foods
mmmmmmmmmmm |
| 22nd August 2007 07:41 PM |
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| BONOISLOVE |
quote:
pdog wrote:
I'M BLIND!! |
| 22nd August 2007 10:02 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
pdog wrote:
When I put a gun to someones head they beg and plead that I don't kill them... Then there's alos the no one comes back from death to let us know it's so fucking great... People can argue that death is great, but these two points definitely do it for me... I'm open to hearing the counter-point. Until then, remember, no hot girls when you're worm food!
i'm feelin the "love" |
| 23rd August 2007 01:44 AM |
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| Promo |
The body is just a shell.
The real deal is beyond all this physical stuff.
Keith could crush yer head with his Tele. |
| 23rd August 2007 01:53 AM |
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| MrPleasant |
quote:
Promo wrote:
The body is just a shell.
The real deal is beyond all this physical stuff.
Keith could crush yer head with his Tele.
And Keith ain't no Superman.
It's allmolecules and oxygen. People, me myself included, need, to water plants and learns how to breath - it reads corny, but read Lacan.
And fuck you, whoever you are (not directed at "Promo"). You're no better than shit. |
