| 23rd August 2006 06:32 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
Great to see you here posting again. Hilarious stuff!
I truly appreciate you taking time off from your busy schedule of fleecing the fans to stop by here and sprinkle some pearls of wisdom down on us. |
| 23rd August 2006 06:48 PM |
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| Michael Cohl |
Not many of you know this, but I am actually a Terminator. I was sent here from the year 2015. I was created by a group of top secret scientists funded by Paul McCartney. My intial mission was to destroy the other Terminator known as Heather Mills, which was built by none other than Yoko Ono. During time travel my wires got crossed and my main objective became to infiltrate and ultimately destroy the legacy of the Rolling Stones. |
| 23rd August 2006 06:58 PM |
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| RollingstonesUSA |
How much would it cost me, if I wanted to skydive, and land on the stage during the 30283948293048293842903842948 time You Can't Always Get What You Want is being played.... |
| 23rd August 2006 07:07 PM |
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| Dan |
quote:
RollingstonesUSA wrote:
How much would it cost me, if I wanted to skydive, and land on the stage during the 30283948293048293842903842948 time You Can't Always Get What You Want is being played....
A night in jail and severe fines by the FAA of up to a million dollars. |
| 23rd August 2006 07:08 PM |
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| Michael Cohl |
quote:
RollingstonesUSA wrote:
How much would it cost me, if I wanted to skydive, and land on the stage during the 30283948293048293842903842948 time You Can't Always Get What You Want is being played....
That is free of charge but keep in mind, whatever lands onstage during a show automatically becomes the property of Rolling Stones Inc. Whether it be flowers, panties, Justin Timberlake, etc.
Always read the fine print. |
| 23rd August 2006 07:09 PM |
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| RollingstonesUSA |
quote:
Michael Cohl wrote:
That is free of charge but keep in mind, whatever lands onstage during a show automatically becomes the property of Rolling Stones Inc. Whether it be flowers, panties, Justin Timberlake, etc.
Always read the fine print.
"Justin Timberlake"
How's that workin' out.... |
| 23rd August 2006 07:11 PM |
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| pdog |
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| 23rd August 2006 07:29 PM |
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| Michael Cohl |
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RollingstonesUSA wrote:
"Justin Timberlake"
How's that workin' out....
Funny you should ask! Now that we own him I have put him to work as the B Stage biker. To save money I had the b stage mounted on top of a BMX bike. Each night Justin pedals the b stage out then pedals it back.
He's a hard worker but a little strange. Backstage he is always begging Mick to re enact some scene with a Mars Bar. |
