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| nankerphelge |
SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. — A Connecticut bride from hell wound up in a cell after flying into a rage at her reception, lobbing wedding cake at her new hubby, smashing flower vases and then trying to bite the cop who tried to cart her off, witnesses and police said.
"Everything seemed to go fine until 4 in the afternoon, when the bar was closed," recalled Helmar Wolf, co-owner of The Mill on the River (search) restaurant in South Windsor, where the posh Saturday reception was held for guests including Marines just back from Iraq.
Wolf said the sordid saga started when restaurant workers first noticed some members of the tipsy bridal party sneaking behind the closed bar to try and nab one more nip for the road.
They were warned to stop, and they did — briefly, he said.
"But after about three minutes, there was somebody else behind there grabbing a bottle of Grey Goose [a pricey vodka]," he told The Post last night.
The pickled pack was chased away again. That's when an irate bridesmaid confronted the staff and griped that they should be allowed to continue drinking, Wolf said.
She then tried to get behind the bar again — even gloatingly making an obscene gesture to the security camera above it, he said.
But what happened next "could have been on 'Jerry Springer,'" Wolf said.
Wolf said he heard screaming outside his window and looked out to see enraged bride Adrienne T. Samen, 18, of North Haven, spewing obscenities at her "very nice" new husband, a Marine cadet.
"She started taking out the wedding cake [from the car] and smashing it on the ground. She took all the vases out and threw them against the building. There was glass all over the parking lot," he said.
"Then she dove on top of the car, landing on the hood. She fell to the ground."
That was when things "got a little bit out of hand," Wolf said.
An enraged Samen furiously began walking away down the road — with her wedding dress over her head, he said.
Wolf said that's when he called the cops.
But Samen wasn't ready to go without a fight, police said.
Swearing as they cuffed her and got her into a cruiser, the feisty teen then tried to bite the arm of one officer and kicked the car's door and window, they said.
Samen was eventually charged with disorderly conduct and breach of peace.
"[The police] provided her with a bridal suite for the evening — at the town jail," Wolf quipped.
The belligerent bride was released later that night after posting $1,000 bond, cops said.
Samen was reportedly already on her honeymoon with her new hubby Monday. She is due in Manchester Superior Court (search) on Aug. 28.
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| gypsy |
As the Joey would say: "What a Howard Carter-like find, my friend."
You can view a picture of the drunken bride here:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95145,00.html
[Edited by gypsy] |
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| Joey |
The bride looks a little ....................Oh , I don't know ..................Harsh !
Hacky ! |
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| LadyJane |
"Harsh"??? Oh Joey...you are too kind.
I believe White Trash Skank is more appropriate. And the tatoos....how lovely.....could that be a butchered Stones tongue above her left breast???
As you would say......."Shivering".............
LadyJ.
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| nankerphelge |
I was watching the news last nite and they showed the "establishment" where all this took place.
As much as I hate to miss a party, I think this one was worth skipping!
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| LadyJane |
Nank...any mention of the ceremony....something tells me it wasn't held in the local Cathedral???
Nah....this has Vegas Wedding Chapel written all over it.
LadyJ. |
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| gypsy |
That poor bride is only 18...I'd hate to see her in a few years...hard life. |
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| telecaster |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
That poor bride is only 18...I'd hate to see her in a few years...hard life.
She needs a couple weeks in the "Tanya Harding School Of Image Is Everything" |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Bitch needs to spend a few months on Paris Island....like her hubby did.
Be the last time she'd pull shit like that.
She was 18 right? Obviously hasn't learned to hold her booze yet. Remember your first drunk? |
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| gypsy |
They showed that whole fiasco on our local news station last night. It was ugly. |
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| kath |
what poignant memories they'll have of their wedding day...sounds like a match made in heaven....i'd love to see the wedding album!! |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
She was 18 right? Obviously hasn't learned to hold her booze yet. Remember your first drunk?
Yeah, I was at a passover sermon. Second time was more fun. I was in Amsterdam.
I'm not an 'angry' drunk. I'm a talkative drunk. I feel like my brain is moving too fast for my tongue to keep up. I see what all those writers and artists and even Ronnie saw in it - no inhibitions. Pretty wacky stuff, though. Not an experience I'm hopin' to get too used to.
This woman... this woman is obviously an angry drunk.
If we didn't have those "beer at lunch" posts, would we see you on the news doing this, Nanky?
-tSYX --- Odds and ends, odds and ends... |
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| nankerphelge |
Not me!
I am generally not an angry drunk either -- especially after lunch beer. Although I have had my angry drunken you'll-never-take-me-alive moments!
I've actually studied my own drinking habits for over 20 years now -- I am an engineer at heart! Sounds weird I know, but "angry nanky" is actually a sliding scale that mathematically factors in the proximity of tequila , the sound of the Stones, and what is referred to as Mean Pie Frequency (MPF) -- or the average time between "mean pie!!"
Tequila is the overriding factor by far. That shit has two speeds, supersonic and nosedive! It is banned from the nanky household for good reason. Went to a trade convention in Pittsburgh one year with 3 of my college buddies. First we did the riverboat cruise and did shots, then we went to some of the company hospitality suites. We were on the top floor of one of the high-rise hotels, all liquored up at one suite and some guy leaving the room slams the door and shakes the shit outta this big mirror behind me and so the hosts decide that it's time to break up the party.
So pretty much the entire suite empties out and gets in the elevator -- maybe 15-20 people -- crowded -- I am the last one in -- the doors close right in front of me. Well, my one buddy decides to be a dick and he hits every button so now we are stopping at every floor on the way down! So we go down one floor and the door opens and some guy is now face to face with me and has absolutely no room to get on and he decides to wait, and just as the doors are closing -- I give him an obnoxious "A ha!"
You can imagine how well this went over with my asshole buddies. So now at the next floor, the doors open, and there are some people there and we all give an "A ha!"
And each floor after, whether someone is there or not (but especially if they are) -- the four of us are giving our "A ha!"
By about the ninth floor down, the whole elevator is doing it and in between floors we are all just laughing our asses off at the clever little game we've all concocted!!
Until we hit the lobby.
And the hotel manager and his security detail escort us all from the building. We learned later that we were referred to as the Huns!
I didn't let that happen at my wedding reception.
I had a lot of champagne.
Came remarkably close to driving through some tennis courts that night. But there were no fisticuffs as I recall. No one was jailed!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
What's up with elevators, drunk people, and horseplay?
"Oh man, she FARTED!" |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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nankerphelge wrote:
I've actually studied my own drinking habits for over 20 years now --
Wow...sounds profound. I think I'll study my drinking habits today...provided my liver cooperates.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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| parmeda |
What is it with men and elevators? ...rotflmao
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