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Hilarious read:
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Spin Lists Rock's 'Incredible' Body Parts 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
NEW YORK - Spin magazine has built a veritable rock star Frankenstein, composed of Michael Stipe's skull, Elvis Presley's pelvis and Madonna's bellybutton.
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Spin charts the 25 "most incredible" rock star body parts in its September issue, now on newsstands. Madonna's navel tops the list.
"It's what first marked her as a mainstream provocateur," senior Spin writer Marc Spitz writes.
At No. 2 is the liver of Rolling Stones' Keith Richards, which is so durable, Spitz writes, that "when Richards finally passes, they'll line the exterior of the space shuttle with his liver tissue."
REM singer Michael Stipe's oft-shaved skull comes in third, due to a hairline that's "not too high like Moby's or too low" like Sinead O'Connor's.
Other body parts include Presley's hip-shaking pelvis, Gene Simmons' tongue, Tina Turner's legs, 50 Cent's chest, Bruce Springsteen's butt and Tommy Lee's — well, you know, it's that body part below the waist.
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August 23rd, 2005 03:40 PM |
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pdog |
They forgot Jaggers lips.
you need to have lips to eat liver.... |
August 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM |
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glencar |
And Ronnie's hair! |
August 23rd, 2005 03:53 PM |
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Scottfree |
quote: glencar wrote:
And Ronnie's hair!
Ronnie Milsap? |
August 23rd, 2005 04:39 PM |
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Steel Wheels |
I'll never again touch that rag of a magazine. I feel as though the Keef jokes have gone on long enough and they really aren't funny. Never have been, never will. |
August 23rd, 2005 04:44 PM |
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Jair |
Can't believe you take those jerks so seriously...
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August 23rd, 2005 05:16 PM |
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Steel Wheels |
I'm a lunatic on the outer fringes of sanity. |
August 23rd, 2005 06:14 PM |
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Jumacfly |
Mick's lips could easily help a young porn star devasted after a gang bang. |
August 23rd, 2005 07:19 PM |
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Soldatti |
Gene Simmons?
Give a break. |