17th August 2006 11:14 AM |
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Starbuck |
seeing as it seems to be seeming to be vouge to reveal personal information at the board lately, i feel it necessary to divulge the following secrets:
1. riffy sleeps in john kerry underoos.
2. tele has a "hooked on phonics" CD in his car.
3. nanky has recently eloped...
4. joey was forced to leave nebraska after violating his parole by having gay sex with a muppet.
5. feej has been slapped by seven paternity suits by residents of the schaumburg "happy hills" trailer park.
6. rodney king is actually a member of "the partridge family".
7. joshie is actually a gay muppet.
8. egon is an underwear model.
9. boomie is running an illegal bandana smuggling ring from his patio.
10. pug is afraid of heights, needles, mechanical bulls and larged lipped sock puppets.
11. pammy has the hots for ozzie guillen.
12. pdog's high post count is actually the result of numerous philosophical debates and years of endless playful banter with the regulars of the novogate "geriatric horse trasvestite" board.
13. starbuck has been receiving letter bombs and a public stoning from the child protection agency, minneapolis bureau
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17th August 2006 11:16 AM |
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egon |
Egon met Chuck!
VERY personal information that is. |
17th August 2006 11:23 AM |
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Starbuck |
oh yes....
14. beer makes egon's tummy upset, so he opts for chocolate milk or prune juice whenever he is out with friends. |
17th August 2006 11:33 AM |
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egon |
egon used to have friends, but not any more.
soemthing about him drinknig to much beer, and dancing
naked on bars.
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17th August 2006 11:35 AM |
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PartyDoll MEG |
quote: egon wrote:
egon used to have friends, but not any more.
soemthing about him drinknig to much beer, and dancing
naked on bars.
Can I see the photo evidence please? Or the modelling portfolio? |
17th August 2006 11:37 AM |
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egon |
It's currently being held by the court as evidence.
Long story... |