Excerpt:
"You read her CV and boggle at what wildly improbable occupation she might turn her hand to next. Spot-welding? Cognitive neuropsychology?
Alas, no: it's singing. Lest one carp, Hilton has been quick to point out that singing is a vocation for which she is eminently skilled. "I know music," she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. "I hear it every single day."
While this obviously gives Hilton a massive advantage over those who have never heard any music and thus believe it to be a variety of cheese, there remains the nagging suspicion that this might not represent sufficient qualification for a career as a singer, in much the same way as knowing what a child is does not fully equip you for a career as a consultant paediatrician."
11th August 2006 05:19 PM
pdog
She should stick to homemade porn and bad TV shows!
I hate her ...
I hear music everyday too, too bad I wasn't born rich, I'd make an album too!
Fuckin' cunt!
11th August 2006 05:38 PM
Jair
Fucking whore. Naomi Campbell also recorded an album a few years...lazy bitches.
I am impressed by the fact PH reassure hear music. WOW!
How she could?
Dont need a few brain cells to do that?
[Edited by Jair]
11th August 2006 05:57 PM
RollingstonesUSA
11th August 2006 07:00 PM
Jair
quote:RollingstonesUSA wrote:
The transvestites that are always around my neighborhood are more looking good...
11th August 2006 07:02 PM
Some Guy
nigga pleez!
11th August 2006 08:08 PM
Jair
quote:Some Guy wrote:
nigga pleez!
Now, repeat after me:
Nigga, I'm your bitch, yes, I am,
I am your bitch, yes, yes, yes!!!
I just wanna fuck bad bitches
All them nights I never had bitches
Now I'm all up in that ass bitches
Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha?
You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya
Gotta thank ya for that head clinic
Explicit, hella photogenic
And tell your friends where the dick's at
Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmates
Before you kiss 'em use Colgate
"She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch took the whole eight
and ran with it, then let Mel-Man hit it
and Hit the Man hit it; damn bitches
Man, this is what I'm talkin about
Chicken-head, chicken-fed, with a dick in your mouth
Out and about with your nigga like it never took place
Next time give me a taste...
11th August 2006 08:53 PM
mojoman
i'd rather review one of her dvd's!!!
11th August 2006 09:04 PM
glencar
She does a wonderful song called "Stars"!
11th August 2006 09:13 PM
Dead_Flowers
quote:glencar wrote:
She does a wonderful song called "Stars"!
LOL! I can only imagine you cruising along and jammin to that song.
Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv – in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her.
The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a Los Angeles hospital casualty unit to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, said.
Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet in the early hours of Tuesday “the way some people play with their cats and dogs” when the animal became excited, Mintz said.
“Baby Luv bit her. It’s a superficial bite on her left arm,” he said.
Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3am, and he took her to the hospital.
“She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it,” Mintz said.
The 25-year-old Simple Life star and her publicist left the hospital around 5.30am.
Mintz said Hilton’s arm did not appear to be swollen the next day. She also felt well enough to continue promotions for her highly-anticipated debut album Paris.
Baby Luv was checked out by a vet on Wednesday.
“I don’t view kinkajous as aggressive animals. The same kind of thing could have occurred with a German shepherd,” Mintz said.
12th August 2006 04:19 AM
egon
This should be turned into a movie!
12th August 2006 07:58 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
SEX-FREE HILTON REFUSES TO DITCH EX NIARCHOS
Celibate PARIS HILTON insists she'll keep smooching on-off boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS during her year-long sex ban. The socialite dumped shipping heir Niarchos earlier this summer (06) but she can't erase the Greek hunk from her life - she just won't be sleeping with him anytime soon. He says, "We're like best friends. We were together in Europe. He is literally my best guy friend. We have so much fun together. We make out. Who cares?"
12/08/2006 09:52
12th August 2006 09:56 AM
gimmekeef
Pdog should put her in his spanking avatar!
12th August 2006 10:31 AM
not bound to please
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Paris Hilton bitten by pet
12/08/2006 - 08:44:1
IO
Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv – in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her.
The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a Los Angeles hospital casualty unit to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, said.
Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet in the early hours of Tuesday “the way some people play with their cats and dogs” when the animal became excited, Mintz said.
“Baby Luv bit her. It’s a superficial bite on her left arm,” he said.
Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3am, and he took her to the hospital.
“She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it,” Mintz said.
The 25-year-old Simple Life star and her publicist left the hospital around 5.30am.
Mintz said Hilton’s arm did not appear to be swollen the next day. She also felt well enough to continue promotions for her highly-anticipated debut album Paris.
Baby Luv was checked out by a vet on Wednesday.
“I don’t view kinkajous as aggressive animals. The same kind of thing could have occurred with a German shepherd,” Mintz said.
Elliot Mintz is her publicist - hilarious!
Why did she call him at 3 am? Doesn't she have a driver?
12th August 2006 02:33 PM
Joey
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
SEX-FREE HILTON REFUSES TO DITCH EX NIARCHOS
Celibate PARIS HILTON insists she'll keep smooching on-off boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS during her year-long sex ban. The socialite dumped shipping heir Niarchos earlier this summer (06) but she can't erase the Greek hunk from her life - she just won't be sleeping with him anytime soon. He says, "We're like best friends. We were together in Europe. He is literally my best guy friend. We have so much fun together. We make out. Who cares?"
12/08/2006 09:52
A Year - Long Sex Ban ?!?!
Thankfully Paris is offering refunds to all those individuals who purchased tickets .
12th August 2006 08:15 PM
RollingstonesUSA
My God thats postin'!
12th August 2006 08:16 PM
glencar
quote:Dead_Flowers wrote:
LOL! I can only imagine you cruising along and jammin to that song.
this is so bad it's almost funny
Dumb bitches never see sarcasm when it hits 'em in the face. Too fucking stupid!
13th August 2006 05:57 PM
Joey
quote:glencar wrote:
Dumb bitches never see sarcasm when it hits 'em in the face. Too fucking stupid!
Paris Hilton is really the HISTORY of our great country ... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions ..... and if you like Sex ........... it is like being at the feet of a Giant .
13th August 2006 06:23 PM
aladdinstory
[quote]Joey wrote:
Paris Hilton is really the HISTORY of our great country ... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions ..... and if you like Sex ........... it is like being at the feet of a Giant .
[quote]
well i don't know about "feet of a giant" but it seems she's got some "giant" man-sized feets on her
according to the Guardian article..."Her toes look tiny at the end of her huge feet - American size 11's."
13th August 2006 06:58 PM
Joey
quote:aladdinstory wrote:
well i don't know about "feet of a giant" but it seems she's got some "giant" man-sized feets on her
according to the Guardian article..."Her toes look tiny at the end of her huge feet - American size 11's."
aladdinstory ....................
Enjoy ! --- You have certainly EARNED it :
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