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| Bloozehound |
good morning |
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| Joey |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
good morning
Good Morning to you Bloozey .....................and what are you going to do for 
on this lovely day ?!?!
Developing .......................................
Kaskee Jaskee Joe ! |
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| MarthaMyDear |
I, myself, will smile for
on this lovely day... And, shit... lol........ LOL!!!!!! 
HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! PEACE!!! 
*** Martha *** |
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| gypsy |
I'm going through jb withdrawal. |
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| LadyJane |
Joeykins...are you okay without your 10k twin???
It must be a lonely day for you. 
LJ. |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I'm going through jb withdrawal.
I thought you were going through " pole " withdrawal ?!?!
{ CA - RACK }
Double Ronnie !
W- W- W- W- W- What ?!?! Oh , sure !
http://oddsandsods.imdanet.com/otherphotos4.htm
Burcee !
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| Joey |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Joeykins...are you okay without your 10k twin???
It must be a lonely day for you.
LJ.
Hello L.J. ........................
It is NEVER lonely as long as I have .....................and you's ?!?!?!
J. Fly !
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Well I hope he has a good time in NYC. I'm sure he will. But I don't know if it's a good excuse for not posting though. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Hello L.J. ........................
It is NEVER lonely as long as I have .....................and you's ?!?!?!
J. Fly !
Where is he? I don't have time to read the rest of the thread. When he returns - I think a header pic of Arafat to greet him is in order..
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quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Where is he? I don't have time to read the rest of the thread. When he returns - I think a header pic of Arafat to greet him is in order..
Lamby ...........................my Baby Josh went to Israel to live in a Kibbutz .
Ahhhhhhhhhhh , Beersheba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! Oh , ..............Sure :
" The kibbutz (Hebrew word for "communal settlement") is a unique rural community; a society dedicated to mutual aid and social justice; a socioeconomic system based on the principle of joint ownership of property, equality and cooperation of production, consumption and education; the fulfillment of the idea "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"; a home for those who have chosen it.
The first kibbutzim (plural of 'kibbutz') were founded some 40 years before the establishment of the State of Israel (1948). Their founders were young Jewish pioneers, mainly from Eastern Europe, who came not only to reclaim the soil of their ancient homeland, but also to forge a new way of life. Their path was not easy: a hostile environment, inexperience with physical labor, a lack of agricultural know�how, desolate land neglected for centuries, scarcity of water and a shortage of funds were among the difficulties confronting them. Overcoming many hardships, they succeeded in developing thriving communities which have played a dominant role in the establishment and building of the state.
Today some 270 kibbutzim, with memberships ranging from 40 to more than 1,000, are scattered throughout the country. Most of them have between 300 and 400 adult members, and a population of 500�600. The number of people living in kibbutzim totals approximately 130,000, about 2.5 percent of the country's population. Most kibbutzim belong to one of three national kibbutz movements, each identified with a particular ideology.
Organization
Most kibbutzim are laid out according to a similar plan. The residential area encompasses carefully�tended members' homes and gardens, children's houses and playgrounds for every age group, and communal facilities such as a dining hall, auditorium, library, swimming pool, tennis court, medical clinic, laundry, grocery and the like. Adjacent to the living quarters are sheds for dairy cattle and modern chicken coops, as well as one or more industrial plants. Agricultural fields, orchards and fish ponds are located around the perimeter, a short tractor ride from the center. To get from place to place within the kibbutz, people either walk or ride bicycles, while electric carts are provided for the disabled and elderly.
The kibbutz functions as a direct democracy. The general assembly of all its members formulates policy, elects officers, authorizes the kibbutz budget and approves new members. It serves not only as a decision�making body but also as a forum where members may express their opinions and views.
Day�to�day affairs are handled by elected committees, which deal with areas such as housing, finance, production planning, health, and culture. The chairpersons of some of these committees, together with the secretary (who holds the top position in the kibbutz) form the kibbutz executive. The positions of secretary, treasurer and work coordinator are, as a rule, full�time, while other members serve on committees in addition to their regular jobs.
Making the Desert Bloom
For the founders, tilling the soil of their ancient homeland and transforming city dwellers into farmers was an ideology, not just a way to earn a livelihood. Over the years, kibbutz farmers made barren lands bloom, with field crops, orchards, poultry, dairy and fish farming, and-more recently-organic agriculture becoming the mainstays of their economy.
Through a combination of hard work and advanced farming methods, they achieved remarkable results, accounting for a large percentage of Israel's agricultural output to this day.
Production activities of the kibbutzim are organized in several autonomous branches. While most of them are still in agriculture, today virtually all kibbutzim have also expanded into various kinds of industry.
Although manufacturing a wide range of products, from fashion clothing to irrigation systems, the majority of kibbutz industry is concentrated in three main branches: metal work, plastics and processed foods. Most industrial facilities are rather small, with less than a hundred workers.
In many areas, kibbutzim have pooled their resources, establishing regional enterprises such as cotton gins and poultry�packing plants, as well as providing a gamut of services ranging from computer data compilation to joint purchasing and marketing. The contribution of the kibbutzim to the country's production, both in agriculture (33 percent of farm produce) and in industry (6.3 percent of manufactured goods) is far greater than their share of the population (2.5 percent). In recent years, increasing numbers of kibbutzim have become centers for tourism, with recreational facilities such as guest houses, swimming pools, horseback riding, tennis courts, museums, exotic animal farms and water parks for Israelis and foreign visitors alike.
As Israel's population grew and urban centers expanded, some kibbutzim found themselves virtually suburbs of cities. Due to this proximity, many of them now offer services to the public such as commercial laundries, catering, factory outlet stores and child care, including summer camps. "
Burcee !
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| F505 |
Hi Joey |
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| Joey |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Hi Joey
F505 ...........................Seriously !
What DO you plan on doing for today ?
I's needs to's knows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| F505 |
Today? Nothing. Tomorrow? Nothing.... But I do like the Marx Brothers!
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| Joey |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Today? Nothing. Tomorrow? Nothing.... But I do like the Marx Brothers!
You make Joey very sad .
Why ?!?!
WHY ?!?!
www.Hackwriters.com
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| F505 |
Sad? You should watch Animal Crackers than. Or Horse Feathers. Or try A day at the races with Hugo Z. Hackenbush.
Maybe Monkey Business. You won't be never sad in your life again... I promise! 
Stuffy |
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| Some Guy |
What up- Bee- Yaatch!!! |
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| Joey |
Man do I miss Josh ............................
..............and you's ?!?! |
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| gypsy |
Me too, joey. I can barely function today. |
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| Jumacfly |
JB have you done this one from NYC??
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=dropkickbox-moron.wmv |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Me too, joey. I can barely function today.
For My Princess :
" LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR "
( The Petey )
" When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart
When everything feels all over
When everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four leaf clover
Take all the worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart
I have the only key to your heart
I can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say
Let my love open the door
It's all I'm living for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart
When tragedy befalls you
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems
You're so lucky I'm around
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart "
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| Some Guy |
Don't pass your 10 a day maximum quota, or you will be documented. |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
Thank you.
Oh, and rock on dudes.
rock on with your cock on dude! |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
rock on with your cock on dude!
I only do that when my boyfriend is in a VERY kinky mood.
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
I only do that when my boyfriend is in a VERY kinky mood.
ooof!!
That took the wind outta my sails. |
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| gypsy |
I won't let this thread die.
Do it for jb, man. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
ooof!!
That took the wind outta my sails.
Glad to oblige you...
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| Some Guy |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I won't let this thread die.
Do it for jb, man.
ok |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
Hello.
I would just like to officially d/lodge a complaint about Martha's (not emoticon Mad Martha's) cliche laden cult speak. I've read it for a few months now...if not more...and I think she should be fired from the community college she teaches at because the world is already filled to the brim with shallow thoughtless regurgitated egowanking tripe.
Thank you.
Oh, and rock on dudes.
***** WTF ?!?!?! *****
************* You make Joey say , Huh ?!?! **************
************* INCREDIBLE , UNBELIEVABLE BLANK FRIGGIN STARE ***************
************** ? **********************
Let's get back on Track Here :
" JOOLS AND JIM "
( The Petey )
" Anyone can have an opinion
Anyone can join in and jump
Anyone can pay or just stay away
Anyone can crash and thump
But did you read the stuff that Julie said?
Or little Jimmy with his hair dyed red?
They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead
Is that exactly what I thought I read?
Typewriter tappers
You're all just crappers
You listen to love with your intellect
A4 pushers
You're all just cushions
Morality ain't measured in a room
He wrecked.
Anyone can by some leather
Ain't no better than wearing sheep
anyone can sell lucky heather
You can see that words are cheap!
But did you read the stuff that Julie said?
Or little Jimmy with his hair dyed red?
They have a standard of perfection there
That you and me can never share
Typewriter bangers on
You're all just hangers on
Everyone's human 'cept Jools and Jim
Late copy churners
Rock and Roll learners
Your heart's are melting in pools
Of gin
But I know for sure that if we met up eye to eye
A little wine would bring us closer, you and I
'Cos your right, hypocrisy will be the death of me
And theirs an I before e when your spelling ecstasy
And you, you two......
Did you hear the stuff that Krishna said?
Or know for you that Jesus' blood was shed?
Is it in your heart or in your head?
Or does the truth lie in the center spread?
Anyone can have an opinion
Anyone can join in and jump
Anyone can pay or just stay away
Anyone can crash and thump
Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma......OK. "
Tort Joey !
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| Lambchop* |
It's getting boring around here!
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| gypsy |
Perhaps it is time for you to leave.
Why do you always have to attack people?
Try looking for the good in people. |
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