My absolute favourite must be "Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower..." (from "I am the Walrus" by the Beatles)
which one is yours?
30th July 2007 08:59 AM
SweetVirginia
"I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag."
30th July 2007 09:01 AM
gimmekeef
"Midnight at the oasis...send your camel to bed"....
30th July 2007 09:08 AM
SweetVirginia
"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen."
30th July 2007 09:08 AM
Nasty Habits
"Remember me my darling, when spring is in the air and the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere, when you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear that's the Tennessee bird walk . . . "
30th July 2007 09:09 AM
fanfucker
"I want your sex!" George Michael
30th July 2007 09:23 AM
Chuck
Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise
In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes
A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom
Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...
Arf she said
30th July 2007 10:09 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
Does this have to be a song lyric?
There once was a man from Nantucket comes to mind.
30th July 2007 11:56 AM
jostorm
no, it doesn't, but song lyrics can be a lot more surreal than a limerick, as they aren't restricted by a limerick's rules....(I think)...
30th July 2007 12:03 PM
mrhipfl
"Sharks will cry" makes my smile. In fact, it makes me burst out in laughter!
30th July 2007 12:08 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:jostorm wrote:
as they aren't restricted by a limerick's rules....(I think)...
Yes. Those limerick people are pretty strict about their rules.
30th July 2007 06:55 PM
The jinn, my friend.
Opps......
Was that smile or laugh?
[Edited by The jinn, my friend.]
30th July 2007 07:19 PM
pdog
"can your pussy do the dog"
THE CRAMPS LYRICS
"Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?"
Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!
30th July 2007 08:45 PM
stonedinaustralia
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
and a wink that I found cute, and I said,
'baby, baby, baby'
(Is this some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
Running around robbing banks
all wacked off on Scooby Snacks!
30th July 2007 10:18 PM
ShaneJazz
The band's on stage, it's one of those nights.
The drummer thinks that he is dynamite.
(Hilarious considering Charlie's humility)
1st August 2007 02:19 AM
Kilroy
The Sunshine bores the daylights out of me........
Elvis is everywhere man.............
Sitting on a Cornflake waiting for the van to come...........
Eldorado...........and then we became nake......block that kick.......
Mommy said yes, Daddy said no, make up your mind , cause I gotta go, gonna raise hell at the Union Hall drive myself right over the wall........
I seen them cats doing the Ubangi Stomp................................
My girlfriend's seven feet tall sleeps in the kitchen with her feets in the hall......
My gal is red hot your gal ain't dudely squt
The Killer's got the bull by the horns.............whose barn.......my barn
[Edited by Kilroy]
1st August 2007 02:27 AM
Moonisup
complete: stealing my heart
* I thought you were dinner, but you were the shark*
priceless, and explains the current stonessongwriting
1st August 2007 02:52 AM
thejuf
Sir Cliff's Millenium Prayer?
2nd August 2007 01:43 PM
MrPleasant
mister richard smoker
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick
2nd August 2007 03:19 PM
JaggerLips
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Life On Mars by David Bowie
3rd August 2007 11:55 AM
Bitch
Oh no, not you again
Fucking up my life
It was bad first time around
I better take my own advice
Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo!
This song is so funny! The first time I heard it was at the Press Conference I LMAO, and there were literaly hundreds of Radio & TV cameras streaming live all over the world. You should have seen them scrambling around when MICK sang the F word loud and proud! MICK was so amused, laughing too, it was hilarious!
3rd August 2007 04:00 PM
Joey
quote:Bitch wrote: Oh no, not you again
Fucking up my life
It was bad first time around
I better take my own advice
Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo!
This song is so funny! The first time I heard it was at the Press Conference I LMAO, and there were literaly hundreds of Radio & TV cameras streaming live all over the world. You should have seen them scrambling around when MICK sang the F word loud and proud! MICK was so amused, laughing too, it was hilarious!
Indeed , It was EXTREMELY funny ...... Bitch !
3rd August 2007 07:58 PM
egon
chocolate rain...
3rd August 2007 08:46 PM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:egon wrote:
chocolate rain...
I know you must be dead drunk by now....
3rd August 2007 08:53 PM
pdog
4th August 2007 12:37 AM
Brainbell Jangler
On the firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street
A violent hash-smoker shook a chocolate machine
Involved in an eating scene
Smashing into neon streets in their stillness
Smearing their eyes on the crazy Kali goddess
Listening to sounds of Mingus mellow fantastic
"My, my" they sigh
In dull house rooms with colored lights swinging
Strange music boxes sadly tinkling
Drinking in the sun shining all around you
"My, my" they sigh
The magician, he sparkles in satin and velvet,
You gaze at his splendor with eyes you've not used yet.
I tell you, his name is love, love, love
"My, my" they sigh
"My, my" so high
"My, my" they sigh
Music and lyrics by Donovan Leitch (covered by Marianne Faithfull)
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