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| Sir Stonesalot |
So...FG...will you be the spanker, or the spankee? Both? |
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| Factory Girl |
Both. I am very versatile...lol. |
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| Nasty Habits |
I actually think that the visitors to the website will be the spankers. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well, yeah Nasty. It won't make SCADS of money if no one is spanking. |
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| twicks1 |
For some reason this Timberlake thing doesn't bother me too badly...Just think of some of the other lightweights the Stones have had onstage with them: Dave Matthews, Elton John, Eddie Money, Linda Ronstadt...
Besides, nothing young Justin can do will be worse than the sight of Whoopi Goldberg doing her "thing" (shudder) during "Jumping Jack Flash" back at the Voodoo Lounge PPV. |
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| jb |
I was at that pay per view and never realized she sang!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for further ruining my day!!! |
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| telecaster |
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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Well, yeah Nasty. It won't make SCADS of money if no one is spanking.
SCADS of money? SS is a SCAD worth more than an Iraqi dinar? |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
twicks1 wrote:
For some reason this Timberlake thing doesn't bother me too badly...Just think of some of the other lightweights the Stones have had onstage with them: Dave Matthews, Elton John, Eddie Money, Linda Ronstadt...
At least those were mainstream acts. Justin Timberlake??? Its like having Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen up there. Or the cast of The Real World.
This IS the lowest day in Stones history. |
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| parmeda |
You will pleased to know that I just spoke to my Canadian cousins that are smack-dab in the middle of the field at Downsview...AND, they assure me...when little Justin hits the stage, it could turn out to be quite ugly for him. The crowd is NOT happy.
Gee, I wonder why?
I will speak to them again later. I expect 2 more phone calls...one as soon as AC/DC hits the stage, and one as soon as the Stones hit the stage.
Blood is thicker than water! They felt bad that I couldn't make it up there...I love these nuts, lol. I just hope they don't get their asses arrested beforehand! |
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| jb |
I would rather see Andy Gibb up on stage with them....... |
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| Jumping Jack |
Where are the Hell's Angels when you really need to kick the shit out of someone?
Maybe Justin can be sacrificed off the front of the stage? |
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| Factory Girl |
SCUD missiles.
Maybe JT will reconsider for fear of rowdy crowd. |
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| Staffan |
This makes me so pissed I have to write both at Rocks Off and Keno's. MICK TAYLOR IS IN CANADA, For Chrissakes!!!!
What the hell are they waiting for?
Well, I hope everyone Booooo's loudly for Justin, and I fear for the way Mick will introduce him. |
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| jb |
Is the mayor of Toronto jewish Joey?
Staffan, it is hard to believe MT is in canada and will not appear...the poor guy must really hate Mick and Keith for their insensitivity!!!
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| beer |
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sirmoonie wrote:
This IS the lowest day in Stones history.
Indeed. Worse than Dirty Work. Worse than Dave Mathews guesting. This is just bad. Next thing ya know the Stones will have some pop songwriter try to write them a hit song. Just like Aerosmith did.
They could have had any guest in the world and they picked a fucking backstreet boy. Way to go Mick. |
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| Factory Girl |
Mick Taylor in in freakin' Canada!!! Jagger has lost his cotton-picking mind...ARRRGH! |
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| Riffhard |
Look what happens when I go away for a couple of months!! Lesbo porno projects,a very good idea FG ,Gypsy,and SS,by the way!
Keith isn't wearing his English handcuff bracelet anymore! Now that Keith has lost his magic power bracelet he has lost control of the band? I mean how else could anyone possibly explain this duet with Timberfuck?! It's got to be the bracelet! Maybe Mick swiped Keefs maqic bracelet while he slept so that he could wield more power than the magic bracelet would otherwise allow?! Oh the shame of it all.....how am I to explain to my friends that the Stones really are "still cool" after this abortion!?!?!?!?!
I mean this little stunt just reeks of Mick's Peter Pan syndrome rearing it's ugly head! I almost gave up on the boys back in '85 when Mick and Freakboy Jackson did "State of Shock",but at least the rest of the band had the sense to stay way clear of that little ego boost.
No,it's got to be the bracelet! I'm convinced of it. God,think what would happen if Mick ever got his hands on the Skull Ring?!?!?! His power would be unstopable! The Stones would be hosting the MTV Music Awards! Oh the horror of it all!!! Stones cartoons! Action figures! Coloring Books?! Happy Meals?!?!
Good to be back,
Riffhard
PS-Oh,and by the way Martha,if it were up to me I'd pick up Ronnie's pedal steel guitar and brain that little light-in-the-loafers fuck! Then I'd follow that up with a few good whacks with a National Steel Guitar,just for good measure!
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| jb |
Beer, he is in "En Sync". BackStreetBoyss consist of A.J. McClean, Nick Carter, Howie, Kevin, and Brian.
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| telecaster |
I am going out on a limb here and saying this abortion will not happen. It just can't. It has to be rumor
P.S. Mick Taylor quit the band folks. He is a quitter.
Albeit a quitter that can play a good Les Paul, or at least used to.
Fuck, this can't happen
Calm down tele, don't buy into the hype |
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| Joey |
" I would rather see Andy Gibb up on stage with them......."
In his current state .
No , wait , scratch that -- He is not Jewish .
Josh , yes , the mayor of Toronto is a Canadian Jew .
{{{ Rabbi Joe }}}
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| Factory Girl |
Hey Riffhard! Its great to have you posting again! |
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| beer |
Haha, ok Jb, same thing.
I had no idea Mick Taylor is in Canada right now. what a fuckin slap in the face this is. Much like Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger has completely lost touch with reality. He is so far removed from a normal life that he has no concept of what is right and what is wrong. Hey Jagger, remember the blues? of course you don't.
Brian is rolling in his grave. |
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| Factory Girl |
I'm going home and listening to Alice In Chains. At least they never went near N'Sync. |
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| Moonisup |
that's not good
JT with MJ yuk |
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| Riffhard |
Thank you FG! It's good to see that you have welcomed back this Prodigal Son with open arms!
Riffhard |
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| parmeda |
Riffy...if I knew I could get away with it, I'd welcome you back with opened... oops, no I had better not, lol.
Hi doll, you are always missed whenever you take a hike  |
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| jb |
Welcome back from combat Riff!!!!!!!! |
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| Riffhard |
Thank's guys! I've missed the insanity,but I got lost on the Tour de France message board,as I watched Lance Armstrong lock up up Tour victory number five! I'm a pretty big cycling freak.
So what does everyone think of my bracelet theory? It's just got ot be the reason for this blasphemy!!
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| sirmoonie |
Its a matter of time before Mick teams up with the ultimate plowboys - Eminem and Vanilla Ice. Just watch.
I'm sickened by this. Sickened to illness levels I tell you! |
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| telecaster |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Thank's guys! I've missed the insanity,but I got lost on the Tour de France message board,as I watched Lance Armstrong lock up up Tour victory number five! I'm a pretty big cycling freak.
So what does everyone think of my bracelet theory? It's just got ot be the reason for this blasphemy!!
Riffhard
Riff welcome back from your AWOL. I like the bracelet theory, very feasible.
I have my own. Ever since Keith switched from bourbon to vodka things have changed. He has to get back to the bourbon. I have nothing against vodka but Keith needs to get back to his roots
(Funny, now on the radio in Chicago they are talking about Keith and how SARS could never survive in his body) |
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