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i knew it!
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Left Bed In Clemens, Pettitte's Shared Hotel Room Clearly Unused
July 26, 2007 | | Onion Sports
KANSAS CITY—One of the beds in the hotel room occupied by Yankee pitchers and offseason workout partners Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens was left completely untouched during the first night of the team's four-game road series, sources at the Embassy Suites in Kansas City reported early Tuesday morning. "It is quite peculiar, especially since both men were there when I delivered the tray of chocolate-covered strawberries they ordered from room service at 11:30 p.m.," said room maid Maria Santos, who claimed the bed remained exactly as she left it the morning before, save for the removal of one pillow, which was found at the foot of the other bed with a slight tear in the fabric. "Normally I would have been happy to only have to make one bed, had the other one not been a complete mess. And somehow everything on the top of the kitchen table ended up on the floor, too." Andy Pettitte was not available for comment, and is day-to-day with a sore groin.
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| Jumacfly |
Corgi often says that  |
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| Maxlugar |
"WOOO HOOO!!! I'm covered in maggots right now! WOOOOOOO!!!!
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| Fiji Joe |
That story is crap...Clemens isn't even traveling with the team...he shows up, pitches, and then goes back to Texas |
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| Maxlugar |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
That story is crap...Clemens isn't even traveling with the team...he shows up, pitches, and then goes back to Texas
Well there's that...and the fact the link is from The Onion, a satire site, Matlock.. |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Maxlugar wrote:
Well there's that...and the fact the link is from The Onion, a satire site, Matlock..
I stopped reading after the first sentence...and link checking is for fags...I bet Derek Jeter is a link checker too... |
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| glencar |
I was stuck in traffic next to Derek Jeter on the Grand Central a month back. He's no link checker! |
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| Maxlugar |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
I stopped reading after the first sentence...and link checking is for fags...I bet Derek Jeter is a link checker too...
Well, it does say The Onion above the first sentence. That nearly made me stop reading too. But Bucky was trying to say something. And by God I try and listen when he does! |
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| Starbuck |
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"WOOO HOOO!!! I'm covered in maggots right now! WOOOOOOO!!!!
man, you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel today, aren't you? posting shoes at the cleaners? did you forget to take your cialis this morning?
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| Maxlugar |
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man, you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel today, aren't you?
Not yet. Although my pending "This is my last post" post could seal the deal. |
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| Starbuck |
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Not yet. Although my pending "This is my last post" post could seal the deal.
whoa...wait a second....i would seriously consider putting off such a post right now...you're slumping lately...2 for the last 25 and a few errors in the field...
think about the consequences of your actions. clear your head. go kill a few small animals and report back to us on monday.
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| lotsajizz |
Yankees suck |
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| pdog |
This is what happens when you take away a bridge. |
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| Maxlugar |
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This is what happens when you take away a bridge.
Tee to the Hee!
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| corgi37 |
I thought this was a thread dissing all Yanks as of the more "tender" persuasion. Ends up being about faggy baseball.
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| robpop |
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corgi37 wrote:
I thought this was a thread dissing all Yanks as of the more "tender" persuasion. Ends up being about faggy baseball.
Yes baseball used to be my faovrite sport, but since them Buccos are having ther 15th losing season in a row....I have realized that baseball is gay. I spent 25 years of my life playing a gay sport. I will watch the NFL network during all my free time, and hit on every chick I see. Just to make amends and shit. |
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| lotsajizz |
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corgi37 wrote:
I thought this was a thread dissing all Yanks as of the more "tender" persuasion. Ends up being about faggy baseball.
Professional baseball has had a fatality this year. How many has faggy Aussie rules football? or faggy rugby? |
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| Maxlugar |
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corgi37 wrote:
I thought this was a thread dissing all Yanks as of the more "tender" persuasion. Ends up being about faggy baseball.
Go fuck a Wallaby. |
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| pdog |
I like sports I can play. I can't play basketball, so i don't like it. i never played Rugby and very little Football (rest of the world aka soccer). I have a very good swing and a great arm. I excelled in baseball. It is fun to play and I love the strategy of the game. You can equate baseball to chess in that term. It requires alot of thinking and physical skill. It's the perfect game for me as a partici;ant and as a fan. Of all the sports I've played, hitting a speeding ball the size of your fist with a stick about as long as your arm and not very thick, is fucking hard as hell. Really difficult. |
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| _Boomy_ |
I love BASEBALL.
Gosh damn it..I love it.
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Maxlugar wrote:
Not yet. Although my pending "This is my last post" post could seal the deal.
ahem !!!!!
Ah , ... AHEM !!!!!!
That is not funny .
Er , m- Material ?!
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| corgi37 |
Lotsajizz - Aussies are too tough to have fatalities in our real sports. Lots of "ICE" and dope abuse, but no fatalities.
Well, actually, 1 of our ex-cricketers died about 2 years ago, buts from being "king hit" from behind and he smashed his head onto a concrete curb. |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Well, actually, 1 of our ex-cricketers died about 2 years ago, buts from being "king hit" from behind and he smashed his head onto a concrete curb.
"king hit"...is that what you guys call butt sex? |
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| gimmekeef |
Even saying the word "cricket" in relation to sports evokes a multitude of mockery and laughter.... |
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| sirmoonie |
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gimmekeef wrote:
Even saying the word "cricket" in relation to sports evokes a multitude of mockery and laughter....
There is almost no distinction between the lameness of either game, including the percentage of whitey who plays them. |
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| robpop |
*******LIVE UPDATE FROM CANTON OHIO*******
CANTON OH (RP) It hot. I'm drunk. I did not go to the induction because I'm hot and I'm drunk. Besides, if that hunkie from Western PA ain't goin' (Ditka); then this hunkie from westen PA ain't goin' either. Fuck 'em Mike. I just stayed back at the RV and guarded the booze.
No Steeler sighting past or present as of yet.
I had the best fucking prime rib of my life for dinner. Time to hit the bars.
Plenty of Nation members here, always a drink waiting no matter where I go.
Its time to shut off the lap top and go out.
I'm ready for a new season. It's that time.
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| robpop |
I stayed in to watch Bonds bat. He tied the record. |
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| Fiji Joe |
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pdog wrote:
Of all the sports I've played, hitting a speeding ball the size of your fist with a stick about as long as your arm and not very thick, is fucking hard as hell. Really difficult.
Some folks can't get good wood... |
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| Maxlugar |
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gimmekeef wrote:
Even saying the word "cricket" in relation to sports evokes a multitude of mockery and laughter....
Christ, that's good. Congrats on it! |
