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Left Shoe Shuffle |
Mel's gotta be wishing he'd ranted in Aramaic... |
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not bound to please |
quote: pdog wrote:
And white people really aren't. Those great mountains are where my people are from... I may be the only real caucasion some people ever meet, ironically, I'm black by choice... Smoke Kools and father many children with different women!
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Highwire Rob |
Black and Blue wrote:quote:
The Oscar-winning actor launched into the tirade after he was arrested on suspicion of drink-driving on the Pacific Coast highway in the early hours of Friday, allegedly doing 87mph with a part-drunk bottle of tequila in a brown paper bag on the back seat of his car.
I beseech you all--WAIT BEFORE YOU RUSH TO JUDGMENT!
This case has had multiple cover-ups already. Evidence is surfacing that it was not tequila BUT a brown-bagged part-drunk bottle of MANISHEVITZ!
And WHO -- I ask you -- plied Mel with this spirit?
THE JEW!!
...but if you insist that it was tequila then I say the evil purveyor was a MEXICAN JEW!
Yes, my friends, Mel was the victim of Sugar Tits, the fast lane, and sweet kosher wine. |
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LadyJane |
We HAVE to post the mugshot, no??
Not as bad as some I've seen.
LJ. |
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Gazza |
Yasmine,Glenn, Nick and Soul Brother #1's were better :
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Gazza wrote:
They dragged him out of bed that night, didn't they?
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Brainbell Jangler |
I heard last night that Mel has hired my law school classmate Blair Berk as his lawyer. Interestingly, I'm pretty sure she's Jewish. |
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pdog |
quote: Brainbell Jangler wrote:
I heard last night that Mel has hired my law school classmate Blair Berk as his lawyer. Interestingly, I'm pretty sure she's Jewish.
There are many Jews who hate themselves! |
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Brainbell Jangler |
I wouldn't say she's self-hating. As a fellow criminal defense lawyer, she believes in the right of everyone, no matter howe reprehensible, to competent representation. As a lawyer, I'm sure she also believes in the power of a huge retainer. |
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pdog |
quote: Brainbell Jangler wrote:
I wouldn't say she's self-hating. As a fellow criminal defense lawyer, she believes in the right of everyone, no matter howe reprehensible, to competent representation. As a lawyer, I'm sure she also believes in the power of a huge retainer.
There's a thing called "selling out" ...
That is it!
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Brainbell Jangler |
Not necessarily. Lawyers are like doctors in this sense. Let's say Osama bin Laden was seriously injured in the process of being captured. You can be pretty sure that military doctors would patch him up before he was put in front of a firing squad. And even the Nazi war criminals were given lawyers. A lawyer protects his or her client's rights, but does not endorse the client's aberrant views. |
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TampabayStone |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
We HAVE to post the mugshot, no??
Not as bad as some I've seen.
LJ.
Wow, great head shot. He can use it for auditions. |
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pdog |
quote: Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Not necessarily. Lawyers are like doctors in this sense. Let's say Osama bin Laden was seriously injured in the process of being captured. You can be pretty sure that military doctors would patch him up before he was put in front of a firing squad. And even the Nazi war criminals were given lawyers. A lawyer protects his or her client's rights, but does not endorse the client's aberrant views.
IMO, when it comes to high profile hollywood shit. I don't see it the same way, I totally agree with you about the the rest...
This hollywood shit is all about PR and making money.
I would love to see Osoma captured and shot... Gibson, I just want to go away! |
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Fiji Joe |
quote: Brainbell Jangler wrote:
I wouldn't say she's self-hating. As a fellow criminal defense lawyer, she believes in the right of everyone, no matter howe reprehensible, to competent representation. As a lawyer, I'm sure she also believes in the power of a huge retainer.
"competent representation"?...criminal defense lawyer?...oh never mind...rock on |
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CraigP |
Hey, at least it aint Ronnie fucking up like that MAL Gibson with the alcohol and all the other bullshit Gibson-of-a-bitch did/said. |
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glencar |
I can't wait to see Apocalypto! |
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Some Guy |
I have ignored this story almost entirely. |
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glencar |
Another self-hating jew?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,207059,00.html |
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Jerry in Boston |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I have ignored this story almost entirely.
Well basically, it's kinda like....
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glencar |
Yes, the Baptists are very prejudiced people... |
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glencar |
Please note that my above post should be read with a heavy dose of irony... |
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Jerry in Boston |
quote: glencar wrote:
Yes, the Baptists are very prejudiced people...
LOL Oh, all I saw was a big cross. Here...
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_Boomy_ |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I have ignored this story almost entirely.
So what you are saying is that you have "Gibsoned" this thread.
Show the bling. Prove it! |
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Brainbell Jangler |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
We HAVE to post the mugshot, no??
Not as bad as some I've seen.
LJ.
Not bad? Leno jokingly asked if Annie Liebovitz had taken it. |
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Brainbell Jangler |
quote: Fiji Joe wrote:
"competent representation"?...criminal defense lawyer?...oh never mind...rock on
Competent criminal defense attorneys, while perhaps not as common as the other type, are slightly less rare than unicorns. Barry Scheck comes to mind. |
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Some Guy |
quote: _Boomy_ wrote:
So what you are saying is that you have "Gibsoned" this thread.
Show the bling. Prove it!
for the most part snoop boomy boomhauser. |
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sirmoonie |
quote: _Boomy_ wrote:
So what you are saying is that you have "Gibsoned" this thread.
Show the bling. Prove it!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51159 |
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not bound to please |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51159
why do you do this to me - you know I don't have knew speakers yet |
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pdog |
quote: not bound to please wrote:
How can I not love this woman? |