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Topic: Don't touch my monkey!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2
July 20th, 2004 09:30 PM
stonedinaustralia a new Rocks Off catch phrase?? -

"We're only in it for the Monkey"
July 21st, 2004 12:19 AM
BILL PERKS
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Monkey

by George Michael

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh, I count to ten
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open my eyes
If you kiss me again
Like you did just now, like you did just then
I've had the rest
Now it's time I had the best
So you tell me that you won't do anymore

Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh I hate your friends
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open your eyes
Yes the monkey's back again
Do you want him now like you did back then?
I tried my best
But your head is such a mess
So I guess that I don't want you anymore

Well you say you care about me
That you just can't do without me
But you keep on dancin' baby
'Til that monkey has you on the floor

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Don't look now
There's a monkey on your back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on you...

THATS A BAD JAM

July 21st, 2004 12:38 AM
parmeda Josh...this is for you, dear

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/071904/image.php?pic=bj.jpg

...lmao!
July 21st, 2004 01:53 AM
MarthaMyDear Monkey On My Back
Aerosmith

Woe is me
well I been dyin'
got to get that monkey on my back
the fortune teller looked into my eyeballs
the wrinkles on her face about to crack
she said you best believe it
you ain't goio' nowhere
unless you get that monkey off your back
well I made believe the devil made me do it
I was the evil leader of the pack
you best believe I had all and then I blew it
feedin' that fuckin' monkey on my back
ahh, if you put it in a spoon manI would boot it
some kings whose mental house was just a shack
where do you draw the line
when all your friends are dyin'
got to get that monkey off your back
your crystal ball is where you chase the dragon
she said now bring me home his head inside a sack
but now you find your crystal ball are draggin'
got to get that monkey off your back


*** Martha ***
July 21st, 2004 01:58 AM
MarthaMyDear Parmy, I am DEFINITELY NOT having a late dinner this
evening!!! LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P Er...
Thanks... I THINK!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE CARE!!! PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
July 21st, 2004 11:39 AM
Sir Stonesalot Let's not forget the OTHER "Monkey Man", blistering Brit Ska from The Specials.

The Foo Fighters "Monkey Wrench" doesn't totally suck.

And..."Ain't No Monkey Business"...done by many, including, if memory serves me correct...Keith Richards.

Tell you what, send me your fave "monkey" song, and I'll compile them all onto a CD to weed out.

Pam...please tell me that is a chick monkey gobblin' knob.
July 21st, 2004 11:56 AM
scratched The King Of The Swingers
July 21st, 2004 01:04 PM
parmeda
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Pam...please tell me that is a chick monkey gobblin' knob.


Well, I would sure hope so!
(Would you want to be the one to step between them to find out? ...LMAO!)
July 21st, 2004 05:41 PM
Joey
quote:
parmeda wrote:

Well, I would sure hope so!
(Would you want to be the one to step between them to find out? ...LMAO!)




For My Cub's Loving Pammy


CUB'S FRIGGIN SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why do we bother Pam / Tele ?!?!

Why ?!?! WHY ?!?!

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Jerky Boy !
July 21st, 2004 10:21 PM
BILL PERKS MONKEY MAN -TOOTS
July 22nd, 2004 12:35 AM
Sir Stonesalot I had Toots' new record for like...2 days. Not good at all. Traded that sucker in QUICK!

Got the Trojan Dancehall box instead. Much better.
July 22nd, 2004 07:25 AM
Navin Public Animal #9

Me and G.B.
We ain't never gonna confess
We cheated at the math test
We carved some dirty words in our desk
Well now it's time for recess
Old man waitin by the monkey bars
Tradin all his ball cards
And they promised him a gold star
And they told him he could go far

Hey Mr. Bluelegs
Where are you takin me?
I'm like a lifer
In the state penitentiary
If I keep my nose clean
I won't get my eyes shined
But I'm proud to be
Public Animal Number Nine

License plates are runnin
Out of my ears
I'd give a month of cigarettes
For just a couple of lousy beers
Or even a bottle of
Real cheap wi-hine
But that's the price you pay to be
Public Animal Number Nine, Number Nine
(Ooooh!)

Hey Mrs. Cranston
Where are you takin me?
I feel like a lifer
In the state penitentiary
She wanted an Einstein
But she got a Frankenstein
Yeah, I'm proud to be
Public Animal Number Niiiirrrrrgh

(Aaow!)
Public Animal Number Nine
Public Animal Number Nine
Public Animal Number Nine Nine
Public Animal Number Nine Number Nine
Number Nine Number Nine
Number, Number Nine
Animal Number Nine
Public Animal Number Nine Nine
Public Animal Numbergh Niiiirrrrrgh
Public Animal Nurrrgh Nirrrgh
Errrrrrrrrrrrgh
Public Animal Number Ni-yine
Public Animal Number Ni-yine
Public Animal Number Number Nine Nine
Public Animal Naaaaaaaagh
July 22nd, 2004 06:10 PM
Cant Catch Me Johnny Paycheck: "Don't Monkey with Another Man's Monkey"

Oh, and The Yardbirds: "Too Much Monkey Business"
[Edited by Cant Catch Me]
July 23rd, 2004 12:04 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl This is from Miguel who's stoned in Australia

July 23rd, 2004 12:16 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
This is from Miguel who's stoned in Australia




Bingo! That's it! The picture for the T-Shirt.
July 23rd, 2004 01:19 AM
Cant Catch Me The Kinks: "Ape Man"

The Grateful Dead: "The Monkey and the Engineer"

George Jones: "Old King Kong" ("Old King Kong was a hellava gorilla but he's just a little monkey compared to my love for you.")
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