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Topic: Don't touch my monkey!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2
July 20th, 2004 09:17 AM
jb http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10179536%5E13762,00.html
July 20th, 2004 09:19 AM
Joey

NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ninea !


NINEA SHAE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2004 09:32 AM
J.J.Flash
quote:
Joey wrote:


NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ninea !


NINEA SHAE !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Guys, sorry my ignorance, but for a long time I am dying to know WHAT THE HELL DOES "Ninea abs shae monkee" mean. PLease, I need to know!

Thank you.
July 20th, 2004 09:39 AM
jb
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:


Guys, sorry my ignorance, but for a long time I am dying to know WHAT THE HELL DOES "Ninea abs shae monkee" mean. PLease, I need to know!

Thank you.

Hi JJF, hope all is well in Argentina!!! Hopefully you will be blessd with a Stones tour late next year. The South American fans are some of the best Stones fans around...loyal, passionate, and highly energized ....Wishing you a safe and prosperous year, your friend, Josh.
July 20th, 2004 09:43 AM
Bloozehound Ninea Abs Shae Monkee indeed

Who was his Dr ? Hannibal Lecter ?
July 20th, 2004 09:51 AM
J.J.Flash
quote:
jb wrote:
Hi JJF, hope all is well in Argentina!!! Hopefully you will be blessd with a Stones tour late next year. The South American fans are some of the best Stones fans around...loyal, passionate, and highly energized ....Wishing you a safe and prosperous year, your friend, Josh.



Oh Josh, teasing me again ... you know better than anybody I am from Brasil, São Paulo.

And thanks for your greetings. I wish the same for ya, my Evergladian Alligator buddy! God bless you.

Well, but you didn't answered my question about NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE. So, what's that?!

Thanks again!

Joey, joeykins?! JACKY.... CAKE....ELBOWS, NIPPLES....

UNCACKING..... DEVELOPING....

Where's that MAX... wait, LUGAR I said.....

July 20th, 2004 09:59 AM
Joey Hi Jumping Jack Flash ....., hope all is well in Argentina!!! Hopefully you will be blessd with a Stones tour late next year as I fully realize that the South American fans got COMPLETELY jilted on the last tour whilst places like Germany and Australia got fifty shows apiece . You are some of the best Stones fans around...loyal, passionate, and highly energized ....Wishing you a safe and prosperous year, your friend , Joey ( sometimes known as " TortElvis --- You remember ......of " Dread Zeppelin " Fame ?!?!?! ) .

http://www.dreadzeppelin.com/

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

D. J. Jercee Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !







July 20th, 2004 10:10 AM
J.J.Flash
quote:
Joey wrote:
Hi Jumping Jack Flash ....., hope all is well in Argentina!!! Hopefully you will be blessd with a Stones tour late next year as I fully realize that the South American fans got COMPLETELY jilted on the last tour whilst places like Germany and Australia got fifty shows apiece . You are some of the best Stones fans around...loyal, passionate, and highly energized ....Wishing you a safe and prosperous year, your friend , Joey ( sometimes known as " TortElvis --- You remember ......of " Dread Zeppelin " Fame ?!?!?! ) .

http://www.dreadzeppelin.com/

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

D. J. Jercee Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !





BRAZILIAN JACK FLASH LOVES YOU,

[Edited by J.J.Flash]
July 20th, 2004 10:59 AM
Joey
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:


BRAZILIAN JACK FLASH LOVES YOU,

[Edited by J.J.Flash]




You are much loved by The Joey !
July 20th, 2004 11:05 AM
jb No matter what happens, I want to again thank joephilly for all the info he shared with us..these things tend to be very fluid and can often change within days...,,,at least we had a few weeks of hope and it raised everyone's spirits ...we must now accept the reality of there possibly being no tour in the near future....
July 20th, 2004 11:09 AM
Snappy McJack
July 20th, 2004 11:10 AM
Some Guy I don't really want to touch the monkey.
July 20th, 2004 12:06 PM
Nasty Habits





You gonna need a ocean of Calomine Lotion!
July 20th, 2004 12:20 PM
Navin
MONKEY GRIP
Bill Wyman
Reased on May 13, 1974 on Rolling Stones Records.
First solo album by a Rolling Stone.
July 20th, 2004 12:21 PM
jb
quote:
Navin wrote:

MONKEY GRIP
Bill Wyman
Reased on May 13, 1974 on Rolling Stones Records.
First solo album by a Rolling Stone.

Funny stuff navin!!!
July 20th, 2004 12:52 PM
Bloozehound
July 20th, 2004 03:13 PM
F505
quote:
Navin wrote:

MONKEY GRIP
Bill Wyman
Reased on May 13, 1974 on Rolling Stones Records.
First solo album by a Rolling Stone.



Unfortunately it wasn't his last one!
July 20th, 2004 03:22 PM
Sir Stonesalot Great "monkey" songs:

I'll start.

Guarded By Monkeys--Cracker

This Monkey's Gone To Heaven--Pixies

I got more....but now you go.
July 20th, 2004 03:25 PM
Joey
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Great "monkey" songs:

I'll start.

Guarded By Monkeys--Cracker

This Monkey's Gone To Heaven--Pixies

I got more....but now you go.



S. S. ....................you just set me up :



MONKEY IN YOUR SOUL
( D. Fagen / W. Becker )

" I got one and you want four
It's so hard to help you
I can't keep up with you no more
And you treat me like it's a sin
But you can't lock me in
You want me here with you right to the end
No thank you my friend
I fear the monkey in your soul

Won't you turn that bebop down
I can't hear my heart beat
Where's that fatback chord I found?
Honey don't you think it was wrong
To interrupt my song?
I'll pack my things and run so far from here
Goodbye dear

I fear the monkey in your soul .................... "


July 20th, 2004 03:25 PM
Nasty Habits One Monkey Don't Stop No Show -- Sticks McGhee
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show -- Joe Tex
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show -- Big Maybelle
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show -- The Honeycombs

July 20th, 2004 03:25 PM
F505 I recall a famous band called The Monkees
July 20th, 2004 03:26 PM
Nasty Habits Jonkey --

Are you sure about those lyrics?

I thought it was "I FEEL the monkey in your soul"?!?!

What's there to be arf-aid of?

July 20th, 2004 03:51 PM
scratched M-M-M-M-Monkey! Monkey Maaan!
July 20th, 2004 04:05 PM
Prodigal Son Shock the monkey!!!
July 20th, 2004 04:22 PM
J.J.Flash I HAVE A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME THIS MUDDAFUCKA SAYS..."OH DAAAMN MONKEY" KEEF HARDER THAN EVER!!!! PLUCK ME KEEF, PLUCK ME MY MASTER!!!! LISTENING TO 999 I'M ABLE TO CUM 10 TIMES IN A ROW, GODDAMNIT!


999
(K. Richards/S. Jordan/W. Wachtel)

Makin' it, doesn't matter how many
Takin'it
Well, I can't shake it
Off of my back, damn monkey
It's either too tight
Or it's too slack

How much
That's all it is ooh
Ninety nine
How much, yahh
Now, ninety nine
You better hack it baby
Yea, my time exploded, space blew up
Need something in my dixie cup
Whoa, let me get it right
There's the best pair of lips I've kissed all night

How much, well give it to me
I'll pay you later
Nine ninety nine
Ohh, I got a pocket calculator
Yeah, wake up, it don't make sense
Nickles and dimes
Nine ninety nine

The lion and the lamb are locked in an embrance
You won't get it till it's in your face
Ohh, I got me out of depper red
Don't panic
Ah, it's where I want to be
Yeah, oh
A useful member of society, huh!
I just need a little of that old money

Gimme ninety nine, yea
Well, I can't shake it off of my back
God damn monkey
Aw, it's too tight, or it's too slack
Yeah some things never change
Price of bullets remains the same

Here we go
Hand over fist, slap on the wrist
Umm, nine nine
That's all I'm askin'How much
How much do you want to give
Just a little bit
Nine
Yeah they operate
Look at the state of my baby
Wll, it cost 20 grand, pitfull
Yeah, that's a nine
Put your money where your mouth is
Cough it up
Ohh nickels and dimes
Yeah, huh, ooh


[Edited by J.J.Flash]
[Edited by J.J.Flash]
July 20th, 2004 04:29 PM
Bloozehound Monkey

by George Michael

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh, I count to ten
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open my eyes
If you kiss me again
Like you did just now, like you did just then
I've had the rest
Now it's time I had the best
So you tell me that you won't do anymore

Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh I hate your friends
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open your eyes
Yes the monkey's back again
Do you want him now like you did back then?
I tried my best
But your head is such a mess
So I guess that I don't want you anymore

Well you say you care about me
That you just can't do without me
But you keep on dancin' baby
'Til that monkey has you on the floor

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Don't look now
There's a monkey on your back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on you...

July 20th, 2004 04:29 PM
Joey
quote:
Nasty Habits wrote:
Jonkey --

Are you sure about those lyrics?

I thought it was "I FEEL the monkey in your soul"?!?!

What's there to be arf-aid of?






W- W- W- W- What ?!?!?!


www.Hackwriters.com
July 20th, 2004 04:52 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
I HAVE A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME THIS MUDDAFUCKA SAYS..."OH DAAAMN MONKEY" KEEF HARDER THAN EVER!!!! PLUCK ME KEEF, PLUCK ME MY MASTER!!!! LISTENING TO 999 I'M ABLE TO CUM 10 TIMES IN A ROW, GODDAMNIT!

999
(K. Richards/S. Jordan/W. Wachtel)





I think I'll pass on that other stuff, but 999's a good one!
July 20th, 2004 07:39 PM
stonedinaustralia The Monkey Time


by Major Lance



There's a place right across town, whenever you're ready
Where people gather 'round, whenever they're ready
And then the music begins to play
You feel a groove comin' on its way
Are you ready (are you ready)
Well, you get yours, cause-a I got mine
For the Monkey Time (Monkey Time)
(Monkey Time)

Now the dance that the people do, I don't know how it started
All I know is that when the beat brings a feel
It's so hard to get parted
And then the music begins to play
Automatically you're on your way
Are you ready (are you ready)
Well, you get yours, cause-a I got mine
For the Monkey Time (Monkey Time)
(Monkey Time)

Do the Monkey, yeah (do the Monkey Time)
Do the Monkey, yeah (do the Monkey Time)

Ah-twist them hips (twist them hips)
Let your backbone slip (let your backbone slip)
Now move your feet (move your feet)
Get on the beat (get on the beat)
Are you ready (are you ready)
Well, you get yours, cause-a I got mine
For the Monkey Time (Monkey Time)
(Monkey Time)

Now the dance that the people do, I don't know how it started
All I know is that when the beat brings a feel
It's so hard to get parted
And then the music begins to play
Automatically you're on your way
Are you ready (are you ready)
Well, you get yours, cause-a I got mine
For the Monkey Time (Monkey Time)
Ah, do the Monkey, yeah
Give me a big strong line
You're lookin' real fine
July 20th, 2004 07:54 PM
mac_daddy


10) Pray for Mojo
Episode: Girly Edition (Season 9)
Best quote: Animal Assistants Coordinator: [Finds Mojo on his doorstep] "Mojo, what have they done to you?" [He hands Mojo an electronic typing pad, and the helper monkey inputs a message]
Computer Voice: "Pray for Mojo."
Homer just ruined a perfectly good helper monkey which he tricked grandpa into thinking it was for him.
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