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Ten Thousand Motels |
HALL SNUBS JAGGER IN FIVE-STEP LOVE PLAN
Texan model JERRY HALL is so desperate to find the ideal man, she has put together a list of vital criteria - and former husband SIR MICK JAGGER fails to meet any of them. The blonde beauty, 50, is still wary of the opposite sex after Jagger's relentless cheating during their marriage. But model daughter ELIZABETH has persuaded her to focus on what she would like, rather than what she fears. A pal says, "With some egging on from Lizzie, she has formulated five basic ground rules for all potential men. "They decided that the lucky guy will have to be younger than Jerry, but over the age of 40 and - bearing in mind Jerry's worth around GBP30 million - independently wealthy. "He should also be great company, and in an ideal world, American, as this is easy common ground. "And, having put up with Mick's cheating for so long, Jerry's most important specification is that the man treats her like an absolute princess, and does not so much as look at another woman."
04/08/2006 07:21
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egon |
does jerry ever talk about anything WITHOUT mentioning mick?
"i bought a new couch"
"the colour is blue"
"mick doesn't like blue" |
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Angiegirl |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
and does not so much as look at another woman."
She'll stay single for the rest of her life. |
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Bitch |
GOOD LUCK! Jerry's got a long list! Young yet mature, filthy rich, fun loving and interesting, American with alot in common, good looking and not a womanizer.
Heres my short list of requirements:
Must be single, must love the Stones, and must love sex. Even if you think this list is simple, trust me, it's not.
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Gazza |
quote: Bitch wrote:
Heres my short list of requirements:
Must be single, must love the Stones, and must love sex.
to quote the Meatloaf song, "two out of three ain't bad..." |
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gorda |
Oh, my God!
I just thought of something!
What if Jerry Hall starts dating Paul McCartney!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
I want Paulie for me!
It would not surprise me if Jerry and Paul started dating!
She likes rock stars, he's a rock star!
She likes British men, he's British!
She lives in London, he lives in London!
She wants a faithful man, and he appears to be a faithful man!
It's sad to say, but I think that they would be perfect for each other.
BUT, I WANTED PAULIE! |
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Bitch |
Actually Gorda is right! Jerry will feel she has finally topped MICK, and it would bother MICK in a few ways and burn MICK up! Its a perfect payback! JERRY & SIR PAUL! Brilliant idea, Gorda! |
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the good |
quote: Bitch wrote:
Heres my short list of requirements:
Must be single, must love the Stones, and must love sex.
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Will you marry me?
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