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| Jair |
Hummm. I loved the new Gillette Fusion, actually I am a Gillette HUGE fan 
Before I was using mach 3 Turbo. Then, a friend of mine, Marina, from Vancouver, kindly sent me as a gift the new Fusion, that one with no batteries.
Fucking great design, fucking great sharp & shape. Now,
my razors are ending - I have a package with four - and the American stores.. fuck, they don't sell to Brasil.
Then other nite I spent half an hour ordering the whole shit, even another fusion, that power one, gel for shaving, gel pos-shaving, gel middle shaving, gel-ass- shaving and then, ONLY in the very end, a warning in my screen: we sorry to inform you that we cant sell these products to your country. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Well, I'd will give a punch in my screen, but it was not worth, because, well, WTF fuck fuck fuck!!!
Help me MARINA. Thanks in advance.
Vancouver rtules!!! 
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Hey Jair!! If I delete this are you going to say "Fuck you Voodoo, will ya?" or invent a new one? |
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| Madafaka |
Hahaha!
What the fuck is this thread?
Ok, my fav is Match 3 Turbo, the Ferrari model. |
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| Jair |
quote:
Madafaka wrote:
Hahaha!
What the fuck is this thread?
Ok, my fav is Match 3 Turbo, the Ferrari model.
Yeh, I know, Fusion still not available in Argentina too. One day my friend, one day
By now, would be nice fire the Gillette marketing manager!!! Fuck bastard! Hope he cuts all his neck shaving and die blooding as a hell. FUCK!!!
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| glencar |
Remington Electric; it's done well for years. |
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| Jair |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Hey Jair!! If I delete this are you going to say "Fuck you Voodoo, will ya?" or invent a new one?
Mi hermanito, me voy hasta el México rasguñarse su pelo con mi nuevo one Gillette Fusion, huh cabron?!
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| Michael Cohl |
Razor?? Never heard of it. |
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Remington Electric; it's done well for years.
They do sell to Brasil?????????????????????????????? |
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| glencar |
How the hell would I know???????????????????????????? |
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| Madafaka |
Hahaha! It's a cold night down here in Buenos Aires and you both make me laugh a lot.
Plase Jair, post a pic of that goddamn shit! |
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
How the hell would I know????????????????????????????
Man, I can't believe you do not know!!!
I ALWAYS thought the new yorkers residentes knew EVERYTHING, even when Los Angeles is.
Besides, the fucking Remington is American, isnt?
Btw, I think Philishave is muuuuuuch better. Sorry for that (in advance)
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| Jair |
quote:
Madafaka wrote:
Hahaha! It's a cold night down here in Buenos Aires and you both make me laugh a lot.
Plase Jair, post a pic of that goddamn shit!
Check the pix, Mada. More in gillette.com
Can you believe here is too fucking cold too?
Damn, damn, damn, this cold makes me really piss.
Fuck!
I wanna HOT girls. Hey, I heard in Vamcouver is heat by now, melting the asphalt is some places where there is...asphalt!
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| Jair |
Ok, check some more:
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| Madafaka |
Great design, hum! Looks like a nice Gillette. We, the south americans, must wait!  |
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| Jair |
quote:
Madafaka wrote:
Great design, hum! Looks like a nice Gillette. We, the south americans, must wait!
Those Gillette Boys are full of shit, forget them, Madafaka. Our money is not good?
Hey, remember Pacino in Scarface? I think its the same thing, its not about money, its about drugs, or ideology, or something like that, like, hahhh, Lebanon??!!
But hey, who cares, if you have a friend named Marina in the LBL (Lazy Bones Lands)?
That makes me recall that there is a brazilian female singer named Marina, which, btw, is dyke, and that is not good, cuz i will be glad in fucking her nice and sweet.
But hey...I'm afraid that if she ONLY see a penis in front of her (or behind?!) she could vomit, huh?
I better forget the fucking dyke and put some milk away...
Oh si, did you see the design? Man, incredible, Mach 3 now looks a coach if you campare both...Its like a Mercedes and a....Humm, forget about it, ok? (I would say a Brazilian rocket but I think there's no such things down here, only UFOs...
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| pdog |
Shaving sucks! I do it, but I don't like it. I just use disposables usely Gillette, I think. I always shave in the shower. |
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| Jair |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Shaving sucks! I do it, but I don't like it. I just use disposables usely Gillette, I think. I always shave in the shower.
Hey, thanks for sharing. I wish I could shave while I shit but I cant concentrate myself. Poo!!
Can you imagine if I start to spread shit in the face and to fart by the nose? Damn, my ass would stop having any usefulness at all...
[Edited by Jair] |
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| glencar |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Man, I can't believe you do not know!!!
I ALWAYS thought the new yorkers residentes knew EVERYTHING, even when Los Angeles is.
Besides, the fucking Remington is American, isnt?
Btw, I think Philishave is muuuuuuch better. Sorry for that (in advance)
We know nothing about S. America. Sorry, it's just not on our "radar scope." |
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
We know nothing about S. America. Sorry, it's just not on our "radar scope."
I'm sure the CIA would disagree about the "radar scope" thing but hey, if YOU say, who am I to fight?
Come oooooooon Glenny, you could make a phone and ask!
Ok, a second chance: and about those George Foreman grill, any chance?
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| glencar |
I just barbeque. Who needs a broken down fighter's shilled crap? |
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| glencar |
And of course I'm kidding about S. America. I'd love to visit at some point. You should know that by now. |
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| SweetVirginia |
Glencar, maybe we could begin a black market business
shipping George Foremans and razors from NY to S. America....
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
And of course I'm kidding about S. America. I'd love to visit at some point. You should know that by now.
Yes, I know you're kidding. The same about you my friend.
Love you all too much!!! I'm just laughing alot this nite...
PS: Oh yes, those grills are sold here, never had one...
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Jair, Are you sure you're clean or want to do some efforts to go back to your fav rehab clinic?  |
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| Jair |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Glencar, maybe we could begin a black market business
shipping George Foremans and razors from NY to S. America....
I am "in" about the razors... |
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| glencar |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Glencar, maybe we could begin a black market business
shipping George Foremans and razors from NY to S. America....
I need a good black market bidness. Hook us up! |
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| Jair |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Jair, Are you sure you're clean or want to do some efforts to go back to your fav rehab clinic?
Man, I hate the idea i'm "betraying" the sweet girl I met in the clinic by fucking my wife.
I should go back now.
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
glencar wrote:
I need a good black market bidness. Hook us up!
And this particular black market business is so much less
risky than most....
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| pdog |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Hey, thanks for sharing. I wish I could shave while I shit but I cant concentrate myself. Poo!!
Can you imagine if I start to spread shit in the face and to fart by the nose? Damn, my ass would stop having any usefulness at all...
[Edited by Jair]
Where I livem Shower and taking a shit are two different things... Where do you live? Actually nevermind, I don't want to know! |
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| Jair |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
And this particular black market business is so much less
risky than most....
If you're talking about razor and grills, for sure you'd make a GOOD money in here.
Now, if you're talking about dirty works to CIA (www.cia.com) or whatever, then you'd make ALOT of money, plus risk ZERO.
Total impunity, dozens of rotten countries, hundreds of corrupt politicians...the heaven on Earth, finally!
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