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| pdog |
I'd love to hear all ya'lls answers! Are any of you morons, do i need to tell you how to copy and paste it to put your answers in this?
1. What is more difficult: looking into someones eyes when telling how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they tell you how they feel? It depends on how big her boobs are.
2. Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry? I could've had a V8!
3. You will die in three minutes. Last call? No, I'd watch something else. I don't like Carson Daly.
4. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be? To have more than 3 minutes to live.
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust or love. Ok. Thanks. You can have a hot dog.
6. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time youre fired. Do you save the dog? Absolutely. Because if I'm ever in a town that has a canal going down the side of the street then I need to move the fuck outta there immediately and thus I'm gonna have to give up the job anyway.
7. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone? I once told a hot chick that I'd sleep with her if she didn't give me a million bucks. She tazered me and called the cops.
8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? I'm the kind of friend that if I had a friend who knew me as a friend I would want that friend to be friends with my friend who was me if I were my friend.
9. Does sex=love? It depends on what's on TV at the time.
10. Are you old fashioned? I still watch DVDs and not these new Blue Ray things, so I suppose so.
11. Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex? It depends. Do they mind if I cheat on them at home or do I have to leave the house to do it?
12. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back? It depends on if sex=love.
13. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Breathing.
14. Romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? So where do we stand on this sex=love debate?
15. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change? The ending to the Sopranos.
16. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? Jessica Alba. (pretty much a standard answer for any scenario).
17. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? It depends. Am I carrying breath mints?
18. You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be? Now seriously. What kind of fucked up behavior am I doing to be put into this kind of situation?
19. When and how was the last time you told someone how you REALLY feel? I REALLY feel like taking a piss. So I guess just instants ago to answer your question.
If You had three months to live:
20. Do you tell anyone or everyone you are going to die? Everyone. And believe me, I would be milking that shit for ALL it's worth!
21. What do you do with your remaining days? Go to KFC and get me a bucket of chicken wings.
22. Would you be afraid? No, chicken wings don't scare me. |
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| mrhipfl |
1. What is more difficult: looking into someones eyes when telling how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they tell you how they feel? looking into someones eyes when they tell you how they feel
2. Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry? I had just realized the story about ms. Hilton losing her fortune was bogus.
3. You will die in three minutes. Last call? 911?
4. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be? I would wish for the power to grant my own wishes
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust or love. love
6. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time youre fired. Do you save the dog? Yeah, I love dogs.
7. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone? Haven't yet, but I would
8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? Yes, I'm honest and a cool dude, I think.
9. Does sex=love? nope
10. Are you old fashioned? yes
11. Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex? probably not. Unless we are both very, very old.
12. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back? That I don't love them back
13. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? my senses
14. Romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Never
15. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change? I would show more respect to my mom, and I would try to learn more from her rather than just push her away.
16. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? My cat. She's vicious....and cute.
17. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? no. I don't care how bad that sounds. no.
18. You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be? I'd save the baby. Couldn't hold on to my grandma anyways.
19. When and how was the last time you told someone how you REALLY feel? I don't remember. Shit...
If You had three months to live:
20. Do you tell anyone or everyone you are going to die? I'd tell no one.
21. What do you do with your remaining days? Spend all me money. Probably most of it on the local escort service. I also always wanted to go streaking.
22. Would you be afraid? scared shitless. |
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| fanfucker |
Too long for me, sorry
9 - no, but when you've got love and sex, great! |
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| pdog |
I'm really dissapointed with the response... with all the fuckers here going on and on everyday about themselves, I really thought that a few would actually respond and have fun...
I'm going to go break something and yell at the sky!!! |
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| gimmekeef |
I find it so disheartening pdog you didnt know the depths of our laziness......Too much work involved I'm afraid for this gang of layabouts....Plus it was kind of a lame thread dontcha think? |
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| pdog |
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I find it so disheartening pdog you didnt know the depths of our laziness......Too much work involved I'm afraid for this gang of layabouts....Plus it was kind of a lame thread dontcha think?
I agree with you 100%, yet I'm still hurt! If I was an Emo fag, I'd have killed myself already... |
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| glencar |
This is as bad as a TTM thread! |
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| pdog |
quote:
glencar wrote:
This is as bad as a TTM thread!
what am I? Your emotional punching bag! |
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| glencar |
Still love you. It's a passive/aggressive thang. |
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| Joey |
" Still love you. It's a passive/aggressive thang. "
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| Starbuck |
the new sensitive side to Pdog??
this thread will not last the evening...it's on life support!
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| Joey |
" this thread will not last the evening...it's on life support!"
< ----- " When the stool is hard, infrequent, and requires significant effort to pass, you have constipation. The passage of large, wide stools may tear the mucosal membrane of the anus, especially in children. This can cause bleeding and the possibility of an anal fissure "
You tell 'em Lil' buddy ( Lil' Fiji )
Heh , heh .....
Country Joe
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| Starbuck |
quote:
< ----- " When the stool is hard, infrequent, and requires significant effort to pass, you have constipation. The passage of large, wide stools may tear the mucosal membrane of the anus, especially in children. This can cause bleeding and the possibility of an anal fissure "
You tell 'em Lil' buddy ( Lil' Fiji )
Heh , heh .....
Country Joe
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| Joey |
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The Joey is on FIRE !!!!!
that's right .
That is RIGHT !
Just keep reading son ... and I will CONTINUE to post all that Gold that you have grown so accustomed to these past fifteen years :
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
glencar wrote:
This is as bad as a TTM thread!
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| mojoman |
i will have to go to the liquor store before i can answer |
