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Madafaka |
20.14 hs. in my country... |
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Madafaka |
Ok, ok! We got it! Stop! These dancing letters are blinding my eyes! |
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[Edited by gorda] |
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Madafaka |
Somebody kill her, please! |
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Lol |
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I think somebody listened to me |
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gorda |
I'm proud of my Micky poem! It took me two days to write!
Using a rhyming dictionary, I tried write a poem for Micky’s birthday. This is the best I could do!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICKY!
I LOVE YOU!
P.S. If you want your real presents, you need to tell me where to send them!
What rhymes with Mick . . . ?
“Let’s dress up chic!”
The Stones at Candlestick!
Before, Bill Wyman used to get airsick!
Before, he quit!
Ronnie Wood’s autograph
with a blue, ball-point Bic.
Charlie Watts’ drumstick.
Keith Richard’s guitar pick.
Mick Jagger’s tongue flick.
Which groupie do you pick?
Lucky, lucky chick.
With the bright-red lipstick
Thick, thick dick.
“hard as a brick”
“wanna' lick”
Lick, Lick, Mick!
Hear the clock tick?
“Get out quick!”
“So slick.”
Me! You! Just didn’t click!
Micky! Micky!
So tricky!
Not to be picky!
But, boy was that a quickie!
Didn’t even get a hickie!
And, now my “fingers”are all “sticky”
(Inspired by lyrics from Mick Jagger’s solo albums and also with the Rolling Stones.)
(This is just a fantasy any similarity to actual events is purely coincidential.) |
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quote: gorda wrote:
(...similarity to actual events is purely coincidential.)
I'm relieved about the disclaimer.
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quote: gorda wrote:
I'm proud of my Micky poem! It took me two days to write!
Using a rhyming dictionary, I tried write a poem for Micky’s birthday. This is the best I could do!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICKY!
I LOVE YOU!
P.S. If you want your real presents, you need to tell me where to send them!
What rhymes with Mick . . . ?
“Let’s dress up chic!”
The Stones at Candlestick!
Before, Bill Wyman used to get airsick!
Before, he quit!
Ronnie Wood’s autograph
with a blue, ball-point Bic.
Charlie Watts’ drumstick.
Keith Richard’s guitar pick.
Mick Jagger’s tongue flick.
Which groupie do you pick?
Lucky, lucky chick.
With the bright-red lipstick
Thick, thick dick.
“hard as a brick”
“wanna' lick”
Lick, Lick, Mick!
Hear the clock tick?
“Get out quick!”
“So slick.”
Me! You! Just didn’t click!
Micky! Micky!
So tricky!
Not to be picky!
But, boy was that a quickie!
Didn’t even get a hickie!
And, now my “fingers”are all “sticky”
(Inspired by lyrics from Mick Jagger’s solo albums and also with the Rolling Stones.)
(This is just a fantasy any similarity to actual events is purely coincidential.)
Well, you're so close to Neruda... |
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Congratualtions on not dying!
See ya in NYC!
You shall be greeted! |
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quote: Madafaka wrote:
Well, you're so close to Neruda...
YOU, PEOPLE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT! NOT EVEN ON MICKY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
P.S. was going for more of a Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dog, or Eminem kind of rap! (Those guys are genuises! )
P.S.S. I never liked Pablo Neruda. He wrote that poem about Joaquin Murrieta, (a Mexican bandit during the Gold Rush era after Mexico lost California), anyways after he wrote that poem, all Chileans "think" that Joaquin Murrieta was Chilean! How stupid! When all historical accounts state that he was Mexican! (Him being Chilean doesn't make sense! )
Kind of reminds me of how the Argentineans refer to the Faulkland Islands as "Las Islas Malvinas" when everyone in the whole wide world knows that they are the FAULKLAND ISLANDS!
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quote: gorda wrote:
YOU, PEOPLE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT! NOT EVEN ON MICKY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
P.S. was going for more of a Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dog, or Eminem kind of rap! (Those guys are genuises! )
P.S.S. I never liked Pablo Neruda. He wrote that poem about Joaquin Murrieta, (a Mexican bandit during the Gold Rush era after Mexico lost California), anyways after he wrote that poem, all Chileans "think" that Joaquin Murrieta was Chilean! How stupid! When all historical accounts state that he was Mexican! (Him being Chilean doesn't make sense! )
Kind of reminds me of how the Argentineans refer to the Faulkland Islands as "Las Islas Malvinas" when everyone in the whole wide world knows that they are the FAULKLAND ISLANDS!
I don't post about political stuff in this msg board, but you need to learn a lot about geography.
Continue trying to write poems, good luck! |
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quote: Madafaka wrote:
I don't post about political stuff in this msg board, but you need to learn a lot about geography.
Continue trying to write poems, good luck!
Yeah? Well, you guys ruined my Birthday thread to Micky!
P.S. Look at this map: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:...alklandsmap.gif
P.S.S. I usually don't write poems or raps, I only attempted it in honor of Micky's birthday.
I am actually working on a novel and when I get it published and it becomes a best-seller, you will be begging me for my autograph! |
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Madafaka |
I know what a map is, don't worry.
This thread never was serious, you fucked up before |
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