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Jair |
So?
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Joey |
quote: Jair wrote:
So?
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Moonisup |
joey is the brother of gerardo, but they got seperated at birth, and joey was raised by jaxx who was married with gazza at that time. Joey used to play outside with Jb, but he got kidnapped and ended in the boca raton area
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blackandblue |
The only thing I know for sure he's worked in a circus. |
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Starbuck |
who is the joey? this is a question we have all asked ourselves many times.
once, the joey used to run free and wild across the plains of north america. in the wild he was an animal to behold: long, musky horns to defend himself from slanderous attacks, massive facial hair, and a schlong the size of a baseball bat:
now, however, the joey's way of life is endangered due to many unforunate events and happenings, including the following:
1. the inroads of the white man
2. the loss of his native habitat
3. 9-5 job at the local superamerica
4. too many twinkies
5. bad sex with local waitresses of ill repute:
you can read more about joey in bob woodward's new tell all book:
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Moonisup |
a recent picture of joey
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Jerry in Boston |
quote: blackandblue wrote:
The only thing I know for sure he's worked in a circus.
Yep, apparently he has a huge penis... since so many people are able to type with it. I guess that would explain the circus attraction thing.
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blackandblue |
quote: Moonisup wrote:
a recent picture of joey
My God! Good Grace! Holy shit! |
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Joey |
quote: Moonisup wrote:
a recent picture of joey
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh My GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Starbuck |
some have suggested joey might be one of the following:
indeed, no one can be sure. however, in dealing with the joey, one must always remember the following saying, attributed to the book of mormon:
[Edited by Bob Woodward]
[Edited by Starbuck] |
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J.J.Flash |
Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor... |
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J.J.Flash |
except for his gastric-intestinal problems..... he's ok |
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Joey |
quote: J.J.Flash wrote:
Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor...
J.J. Flash ............................
You are much loved by The Joey !
Joeykins ! ™ |
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blackandblue |
The beer drinking part doesn't seem a great problem! |
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Joey |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
Good Morning Starbuck .................. |
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blackandblue |
The beer drinking part doesn't seem a great problem! |
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FPM C10 |
quote: J.J.Flash wrote:
Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor...
Jay! Jay Jay!
Is it really YOU?
Man, um...yadda yadda minty fresh etc!
Some fine day Jay Jay, Joey and I will share a booze on the veranda of The Monkey House, my spacious trailer and flophouse, and toast the televised public execution of Karl Rove!
Zinfandel for EVERYONE!
Who is Joey? One of God's own prototypes—a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
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blackandblue |
GREETINGS FROM THE JOEY |
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glencar |
Uh no, that's Joshy... |
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PeerQueer |
Joey, I am concerned about your health.
You clearly need to lose the bulk - please look into a lifestyle change ASAP.
Might I humbly suggest a diet of drugs and Jack Daniels - no solids! Take a multi-vitamin and call it good!
Just looking out for you big guy. |
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Starbuck |
good morning joey!
how many kittens have you killed today?
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jb |
Joey is a wonderful guy who had made it fun to post here. His cutting edge humor and ability to always make us laugh is a gift. I am proud to call Joey a friend. |
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glencar |
I find the fact that he's stolen everything he's ever written to be funniest of all! |
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jb |
quote: glencar wrote:
I find the fact that he's stolen everything he's ever written to be funniest of all!
I don't think it is "stealing" Blue....I think that it is more along the lines of interperting things with a fresh, innovative , point of view.
[Edited by jb]
[Edited by jb] |
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Joey |
quote: PeerQueer wrote:
Joey, I am concerned about your health.
You clearly need to lose the bulk - please look into a lifestyle change ASAP.
Might I humbly suggest a diet of drugs and Jack Daniels - no solids! Take a multi-vitamin and call it good!
Just looking out for you big guy.
PeerQueer ....................................
That is NOT The Joey !
If I EVER develop a gut like that please shoot me !
My Family will understand .
M. Jackyfly ! |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Joey is a wonderful guy who had made it fun to post here. His cutting edge humor and ability to always make us laugh is a gift. I am proud to call Joey a friend.
I would like to nibble your elbows .
!!!!!!
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Madafaka |
The funniest guy in this site, what else? |
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Joey |
quote: Madafaka wrote:
The funniest guy in this site, what else?
Madafaka
( Rocks Off Member )
You are much loved by The Joey ! |
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glencar |
quote: jb wrote:
I think it is "stealing" Blue....I think that it is more along the lines of interperting things with a fresh, innovative , point of view.
[Edited by jb]
You learned well at the knees of Clinton! |
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Joey |
quote: glencar wrote:
You learned well at the knees of Clinton!
You shall BOTH be greeted in Omaha this fall |
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