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Topic: Who is Joey, anyway? Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
July 14th, 2005 10:29 AM
Jair So?
July 14th, 2005 10:51 AM
Joey
quote:
Jair wrote:
So?





July 14th, 2005 11:17 AM
Moonisup joey is the brother of gerardo, but they got seperated at birth, and joey was raised by jaxx who was married with gazza at that time. Joey used to play outside with Jb, but he got kidnapped and ended in the boca raton area
[Edited by Moonisup]
July 14th, 2005 11:18 AM
blackandblue The only thing I know for sure he's worked in a circus.
July 14th, 2005 11:21 AM
Starbuck who is the joey? this is a question we have all asked ourselves many times.

once, the joey used to run free and wild across the plains of north america. in the wild he was an animal to behold: long, musky horns to defend himself from slanderous attacks, massive facial hair, and a schlong the size of a baseball bat:


now, however, the joey's way of life is endangered due to many unforunate events and happenings, including the following:

1. the inroads of the white man
2. the loss of his native habitat
3. 9-5 job at the local superamerica
4. too many twinkies
5. bad sex with local waitresses of ill repute:


you can read more about joey in bob woodward's new tell all book:
July 14th, 2005 11:22 AM
Moonisup a recent picture of joey

July 14th, 2005 11:24 AM
Jerry in Boston
quote:
blackandblue wrote:
The only thing I know for sure he's worked in a circus.




Yep, apparently he has a huge penis... since so many people are able to type with it. I guess that would explain the circus attraction thing.

July 14th, 2005 11:32 AM
blackandblue
quote:
Moonisup wrote:
a recent picture of joey





My God! Good Grace! Holy shit!
July 14th, 2005 11:38 AM
Joey
quote:
Moonisup wrote:
a recent picture of joey






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2005 11:42 AM
Starbuck some have suggested joey might be one of the following:













indeed, no one can be sure. however, in dealing with the joey, one must always remember the following saying, attributed to the book of mormon:



[Edited by Bob Woodward]
[Edited by Starbuck]
July 14th, 2005 11:54 AM
J.J.Flash Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor...
July 14th, 2005 11:57 AM
J.J.Flash except for his gastric-intestinal problems..... he's ok
July 14th, 2005 12:02 PM
Joey
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor...



J.J. Flash ............................

You are much loved by The Joey !


Joeykins ! ™
July 14th, 2005 12:03 PM
blackandblue

The beer drinking part doesn't seem a great problem!
July 14th, 2005 12:04 PM
Joey
quote:
Starbuck wrote:







Good Morning Starbuck ..................
July 14th, 2005 12:05 PM
blackandblue

The beer drinking part doesn't seem a great problem!
July 14th, 2005 12:07 PM
FPM C10
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
Joey is a great friend of young Jay PERIOD! A great partner to share a beer with, a clever sense of humor...



Jay! Jay Jay!

Is it really YOU?

Man, um...yadda yadda minty fresh etc!

Some fine day Jay Jay, Joey and I will share a booze on the veranda of The Monkey House, my spacious trailer and flophouse, and toast the televised public execution of Karl Rove!

Zinfandel for EVERYONE!



Who is Joey? One of God's own prototypes—a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
July 14th, 2005 12:13 PM
blackandblue


GREETINGS FROM THE JOEY
July 14th, 2005 12:27 PM
glencar Uh no, that's Joshy...
July 14th, 2005 12:32 PM
PeerQueer Joey, I am concerned about your health.

You clearly need to lose the bulk - please look into a lifestyle change ASAP.

Might I humbly suggest a diet of drugs and Jack Daniels - no solids! Take a multi-vitamin and call it good!

Just looking out for you big guy.
July 14th, 2005 12:53 PM
Starbuck

good morning joey!

how many kittens have you killed today?
July 14th, 2005 01:26 PM
jb Joey is a wonderful guy who had made it fun to post here. His cutting edge humor and ability to always make us laugh is a gift. I am proud to call Joey a friend.
July 14th, 2005 01:32 PM
glencar I find the fact that he's stolen everything he's ever written to be funniest of all!
July 14th, 2005 01:37 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
I find the fact that he's stolen everything he's ever written to be funniest of all!

I don't think it is "stealing" Blue....I think that it is more along the lines of interperting things with a fresh, innovative , point of view.
[Edited by jb]
[Edited by jb]
July 14th, 2005 01:42 PM
Joey
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:
Joey, I am concerned about your health.

You clearly need to lose the bulk - please look into a lifestyle change ASAP.

Might I humbly suggest a diet of drugs and Jack Daniels - no solids! Take a multi-vitamin and call it good!

Just looking out for you big guy.



PeerQueer ....................................

That is NOT The Joey !

If I EVER develop a gut like that please shoot me !

My Family will understand .

M. Jackyfly !
July 14th, 2005 01:44 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Joey is a wonderful guy who had made it fun to post here. His cutting edge humor and ability to always make us laugh is a gift. I am proud to call Joey a friend.



I would like to nibble your elbows .


!!!!!!
July 14th, 2005 01:47 PM
Madafaka The funniest guy in this site, what else?
July 14th, 2005 01:57 PM
Joey
quote:
Madafaka wrote:
The funniest guy in this site, what else?



Madafaka
( Rocks Off Member )

You are much loved by The Joey !
July 14th, 2005 02:01 PM
glencar
quote:
jb wrote:
I think it is "stealing" Blue....I think that it is more along the lines of interperting things with a fresh, innovative , point of view.
[Edited by jb]



You learned well at the knees of Clinton!
July 14th, 2005 02:03 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:


You learned well at the knees of Clinton!



You shall BOTH be greeted in Omaha this fall
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