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| nankerphelge |
July 23 — The Rolling Stones might not be able to get any satisfaction, but they’ve been doing a pretty good job trying in Sweden lately. The ancient rockers have been playing concerts there and are making headlines with their outrageous behavior.
KEITH RICHARDS raised eyebrows with his wild parties aboard a yacht, ordering eight bottles of vodka and 36 bottles of wine for a group of 20 people, reports our source, and smoking copious amounts of pot.
“I don’t understand how he manages it,” the paper Aftonbladet quoted one insider as saying, “But apparently his whole system would crash if he became a clean living kind of person.”
Mick Jagger, meanwhile, has turned into a “health freak” in terms of his diet — he does no drugs, rarely drinks, and eats mostly fish and rice — but that doesn’t mean he’s behaving himself. Jagger was spotted inviting a gaggle of gorgeous Swedish women back to his hotel room.
And a reporter for the paper Expressen gleefully followed around Jagger’s limo and documented his driver’s numerous traffic violations. “Through red lights, speeding, drove on a pedestrian walkway, went the wrong way on a one way street — all to get to a concert on time,” says our source.
But the biggest flap came when one of the band’s handlers allegedly hired a prostitute, then refused to pay her. “He wanted to call the police to get rid of her,” says our source. “She told them to go ahead and call so she could complain about not getting paid.”
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That's more like it!!
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| Zeeta |
That's what I'm talking about Nank!!
Cheers mate,
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| telecaster |
Ah, that eases my mind to know the boys are still the same
As Pete Townsend said at the RnR Hall Of Fame
"Don't ever change, it wouldn't suit you" |
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| steel driving hammer |
Stones are so fucking great.
They don't kiss the media's ass.
But in the end, you spat me out, you could not chew me up ah!
I'm too tough, too tough Too tough, too tough...............
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah that article made my day!
They haven't changed one fucking bit!!
Keith's boat is party central!
and Mick found a cluster of hot Swedish minxes!!
Pattie, where were you that night??
How can anyone not love this band? |
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| steel driving hammer |
Damm straight, the press just repeats what they say year after 100 Years Ago...
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| LadyJane |
Let one of the girls jump in on this.......I LOVE IT!!!
Go for it...."boys"....you inspire all of us to live life to the fullest. Keith and his partying, Mick with the babes...life is good!!! 
Wish I had been in Sweden!!
LadyJ. |
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| steel driving hammer |
Let the Lord Drink...
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Here's the deal...the Stones do what WE would do if we were in their position.
If I was a Rock & Roll pirate like Keith...damn right I'd be having a mondo party on my boat! And what red blooded male here would turn down a night of meaningless sleazy sex with a pile of swedish hotties?
We are drawn to this band because...THEY LIVE LIKE ROCK STARS...and, vicariously, we live like Rosck stars through them.
Except for Joey, of course. He lives for the Gloryhole.
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| Joey |
" As Pete Townsend said at the RnR Hall Of Fame
"Don't ever change, it wouldn't suit you"
Actually , the Petey said THIS :
" Guys , whatever you do , don't grow old gracefully , it wouldn't suit you . "
He also said that when the Huskers trounce the Nitney Lions this September , Stoney has to drink of Joey's Ball Custard ...........................
" The Scrotum Twins have been dying to Puke on you Ronnie "
The Jerky Boy !
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| telecaster |
Actually , the Petey said THIS :
" Guys , whatever you do , don't grow old gracefully , it wouldn't suit you . "
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Just had to correct a word or two didn't ya? Didn't ya?
I have now thrown my support to Penn St due to this mutiny |
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| Joey |
" I have now thrown my support to Penn St due to this mutiny"
You make Joey weep profusely and sh## liquid -- WHY ?!?!?!
Every word that the Petey utters is vital and coherent -- especially when talking about the Stones .
Tele , I WAS going to let you touch my Monkey this evening but not NOW ! No Sir ...........................
NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninea !
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| telecaster |
All right, I will just take the over then. I don't want to go in between you and SS.
Joey when are you going to send your VHS of
"Weapons Of Ass Destruction II" as promised
Is Tina Jordan in that?
Everyday I go to my mailbox and nothing |
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| Joey |
" Is Tina Jordan in that?
Everyday I go to my mailbox and nothing "
No , my Princess Tina is not in that one , but guess who is ?????? What ?!?!?! That's right :
www.ChristiShake.com
Jacky !
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| telecaster |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Is Tina Jordan in that?
Everyday I go to my mailbox and nothing "
No , my Princess Tina is not in that one , but guess who is ?????? What ?!?!?! That's right :
www.ChristiShake.com
Jacky !
I got a "Forbidden" from the URL. Must be really nasty
Joey now that Usay and Quesay are taking a dirt nap what happens to their MASSIVE porno collection. Have you checked EBAY?
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| stonedinaustralia |
thanks nanker - does my heart good to read that stuff
tho i would say the consumption on the yacht doesn't seem too excessive - it's less than two bottles of wine and less than half a bottle of vodka per person
and as far as i'm concerened smoking pot , even in "copious amounts", never hurt anybody
noew, if the list had also included a few grammes of class "A" drugs then i'd start to think that things might get out of control |
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| Joey |
" Joey now that Usay and Quesay are taking a dirt nap what happens to their MASSIVE porno collection. Have you checked EBAY? "
I am all over it my Brother . You mean Christi's web site does not come up ??? Try Tina's . What ????? Oh , sure :
www.TinaJordan.com
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ JA JAC JACK the Y !
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| telecaster |
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
thanks nanker - does my heart good to read that stuff
tho i would say the consumption on the yacht doesn't seem too excessive - it's less than two bottles of wine and less than half a bottle of vodka per person
and as far as i'm concerened smoking pot , even in "copious amounts", never hurt anybody
noew, if the list had also included a few grammes of class "A" drugs then i'd start to think that things might get out of control
SIA you are missing one important fact: Keith is on the boat as was Bobby Keys. Now you are down to one glass of wine and one bottle of vodka for everyone outside of those two
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| stonedinaustralia |
yes tele - good point!! |
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| telecaster |
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
yes tele - good point!!
Hey SIA I am pre planning at trip to Aussie-hopefully we can hook up at some point. No dates yet but soon
I will let you know and drinks are on me. |
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| gypsy |
I love the Stones. Saw those pics of Keith on the yacht...Patti gets more stunning every day. Keith is a really lucky man...they seem so fucking in love.
I hope they keep rockin' for years to come. |
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| stonedinaustralia |
OK tele!! - keep me posted
unfortunately my tax/financial position didn't pan out as well as i hoped so my mooted visit to your side of the globe this september has had to go on the back-burner
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