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Topic: Stonesmanager köpte sex av svenska Linda, 27 Return to archive
07-22-03 11:26 AM
CS What's that? Translation please

Stonesmanager köpte sex av svenska Linda, 27

Linda, 27, kallades till ett hotellrum i Stockholm.
Beställare var en av Rolling Stones-medlemmarnas manager.
Via e-post och sms hade han kontaktat henne.
- Han sa att han skulle introducera mig för rika människor, säger Linda.



I måndags morse, klockan 05.23, kom ett larm till polisen i Stockholm från hotell Stockholm Plaza på Birger Jarlsgatan. Tre poliser åker dit och möter en upprörd kvinna och en man. I polisens händelserapport står att en gäst tagit med sig en prostituerad upp på rummet och nu vägrar han betala.
Den utpekade mannen är ansvarig för ett projekt för en av bandmedlemmarna i Rolling Stones, som är i Sverige för konserter nu i dagarna.

Arg och skakad
Linda, 27, var arg och skakad när hon i går talade med Expressen. 8 000 kronor plus taxikostnad på 600 kronor säger Linda att hon har gjort upp med mannen att hon skulle få. Hon visar flera sms som han har skickat till henne under helgen och undertecknat med sitt förnamn.
Linda har en hemsida där hon erbjuder sexuella tjänster mot betalning, och mannen tog först kontakt med henne via hennes e-post. Linda visar mejl där han frågar om hon utför oralsex utan kondom och vad priserna är i euro.
- Jag sa: "Jag kan inte suga av dig utan kondom, jag är inte din fru, din älskarinna eller flickvän. Jag är en hora", säger Linda.

"Jag hade ingen lust"
Mannen undrar när han och Linda kan ses, om hon vill följa med på båttur och om hon vill träffa många rika människor.
Han berättar i ett sms att han håller i ett projekt och beklagar att Linda inte hört av sig.
- Planen var att han skulle ta med mig och jag skulle få träffa bra, rika kunder. Men jag hade ingen lust, det var varmt, säger Linda.
- I söndags ringde han igen. Han sa: "Du missade de stora grabbarna."
De pratar i telefon och på söndagskvällen gör de upp om att Linda ska åka till hans hotell. Hon tar taxi och kommer dit vid tolvtiden. Hon vill ha betalt i förväg, men han säger att hon måste ge honom "service" först.
- Jag gav honom allt; samlag, "blow job", massage. Han sa att i morgon ska jag introducera dig för rika människor. Jag sa "nej, ge mig bara mina pengar", säger Linda.
- Han ville att vi skulle gå på fest med Rolling Stones på Café Opera. Men jag sa nej, jag ville inte synas med honom.

Hotfull stämning
Linda säger att stämningen på hotellrummet kändes hotfull och hon blev rädd, och mannen ringde ner till receptionen. På hotellet bekräftar man att mannen ringde när han och kvinnan hade varit på hotellrummet i flera timmar
- Han sa: "Ta ut den här kvinnan. Hon försöker hota mig och ta mina pengar." Då tog hon luren. Hon sa: "Ring polisen, ring polisen", berättar en person på hotellet.
Sedan kom båda ner i receptionen, och där kontaktade receptionisten Robin Ringer polisen.
- Polisen bedömde hennes version som trovärdig på plats. Det hörde jag. Han ändrade sin flera gånger, han var jätteskraj och gråtande, säger Robin Ringer.
E-postadressen i Lindas mejl från mannen är samma som står på mannens hemsida, och numret i Lindas mobiltelefon med sms är samma nummer som Expressen senare når mannen som arbetar för Rolling Stones-medlemmen på.
Fotnot: Namnet Linda är fingerat.

Av WARDA KHALDI
07-22-03 12:11 PM
jb Please translate for the non-swedish board members.
07-22-03 12:43 PM
Sir Stonesalot Basically, it says something about someone having sex with a 27 year old chick named Linda.
07-22-03 01:04 PM
mac_daddy from a rough web translator...

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07-22-03 01:08 PM
Soul Survivor still hard to understand but it says something about the Stones in it
07-22-03 01:15 PM
mac_daddy and blowjobs...

"She will had paid in ahead , but he says that she mste impart him " service " only. Self gave him all ; rally blow job ", massage. He said that tomorrow ska self introduce yourself for richest folk. I said " nos , give me only remember money ", says Wrap. He would that wes should uphold p feast with Role Stones p Café Opera."

:O


[Edited by mac_daddy]
07-22-03 01:18 PM
jb Thank you Mac daddy for taking the time to translate.
07-22-03 03:04 PM
Sir Stonesalot See. I told you it had someone having sex with a 27 year old named Linda.

I still don't know who or what had sex with Linda. But she obviously does oral...and that is a good thing!
07-22-03 03:23 PM
Soul Survivor Oral....

Yeah

Tongues are great
07-22-03 03:49 PM
gypsy and someone missed the 'superb grabbarna.' i don't know what that means, but i wouldn't want to miss out on it.
07-22-03 03:53 PM
jb My sperm supply is currently low.
07-22-03 04:06 PM
gypsy So, you're saying that we don't have to worry about anymore little jb's sporting the jew-fro?
07-22-03 04:09 PM
jb No...it's just that I have been fucking so much, it just needs time to replenish...by the way, I don't have a jew-fro...Gabe Kaplan and Billy Crystal have jew-fros(also the late Abby Hoffman).
07-22-03 04:15 PM
Mother baby
quote:
jb wrote:
(also the late Abby Hoffman).



Correction...the Late...Great...Abby Hoffman.
he ought to be on Mt Rushmore with Jefferson and Washington.
Funnny how great minds think alike.


07-22-03 04:16 PM
gypsy Well, I say take a week off from the secretary to rejuvinate yourself...she's wearing you thin. It will also get the wife off your back for the meantime.
07-22-03 04:16 PM
jb He was certainly way ahead of his time....he was a little whacked out towards the end of his life, but really had a positive impact on how young people viewed the war in the 60's.
(and thanks Gypsy!!!!).
[Edited by jb]
07-22-03 04:29 PM
Joey Isn't Tony Randall Jewish ???????????

Shecky !

07-22-03 04:32 PM
jb Yes...so is Oscar.
07-22-03 05:21 PM
Kjell Well being Swedish i just read the story.
It's really no point translate the lot.
It's just one of this stupid reporters trying to make a hen out of a feather.

Short version:
"A hooker called Linda was called (email & txt) by a guy saying he was "one member of Rolling Stones manager".
She was promised sort of US$800 plus 60 for cab and shit.
Two days later they met.
"i gave him the lot, fuckafucka, Clintonsex & massage, but the bugger don't wanna pay cash, he wants to pay
by taking me to partys with the Rolling Stones"
A lot of fuzz at the hotel, the dude saying that Linda was threating him and trying to steal his money."

How the story ends dosen't say. I bellive this is just rubbish and got nothing what so ever to do with the Stones.
By the way both bying and selling sex is against the law in Sweden.
Thats why i went "down under" (just kidding)
Kjell

and "superb grabbarna" means: superdudes
[Edited by Kjell]
07-22-03 05:36 PM
gypsy That Linda is a dirty slut.
07-22-03 05:48 PM
Joey " Yes...so is Oscar "

Klugman ?!?!?!?!

REALLY ?!?!?!?!

No wonder that show worked so well . Think he liked the Stones ?

" Girl with the Sweet Backstory Ronnie "

Knock Knock !!!!

Who's there ????

Shecky !

Shecky Who ?????

Shecky Green ......THAT'S Who !

07-22-03 08:56 PM
Highwire Rob "i gave him the lot, fuckafucka, Clintonsex & massage, but the bugger don't wanna pay cash, he wants to pay
by taking me to partys with the Rolling Stones"

I think Linda needs to see the money up-front. Maybe she ought to use Paypal or something: Money in escrow, before the blow!

Heck, partys with the Rolling Stones is a deal for US $800... but I suppose the bugger was lying about that too.
07-22-03 09:11 PM
telecaster A man walks into a whore house and asks a girl if she will fuck his way just one time for $50.

"Hell no" says the hooker, you are liable to be some weirdo

"I tell you what, I will give you $100 if you will fuck my way just one time" he says

"No way, you are going to do some strange shit to me

"I tell you what, I will give you $200 if you will fuck my way just one time"

She says "OK", it can't be that weird, I have seen it all"

So they go in the back room and start going at it and everything is normal

She says: "Say, this isn't so bad, what is fucking your way anyway"

"On credit honey, on credit"