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Sir Stonesalot |
We don't have the mongo fat people like we used to. Most of those people are skinny heroin junkies now. Besides, all the fat people have been herded onto Valley, Chestnut, and W 3rd Sts. You can't judge a whole county on the residents of just 3 streets.
Take my neighborhood for instance. We only have one nasty fat guy...and he jogs(Shirtless, I might add. Talk about man boobs!), so it's entertaining. I walk faster than he runs! It takes him a good minute to "run" past my house. And I haven't seen any stretch pants women in my neighborhood. I've been here 7 years now, so you'd think I'd have noticed one.
No, I agree with Gypsy. You have got the nasty fatties everywhere. And I'll bet you $5 that there are more obese people in San Francisco than in Lewistown.
BTW, of the 3 chest pain calls I had the other night, none of them were "fat". My Father-in Law died of a heart attack, and he certainly wasn't fat. The majority of my county is made up of farmers. They work too hard to keep from starving to get fat. |
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Mother baby |
Why? Are the Hells Angels in charge of security in Toronto?
LOL. Naw, those Social Control Police in Canada would never let it happen again. See Police States do have their upside. |
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Joey |
" BTW, of the 3 chest pain calls I had the other night, none of them were "fat". "
Stoney ......................
I am having chest pains . Would you come over and " treat me " ?????????
Developing ......................
Jacky ! |
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Sir Stonesalot |
I can treat you from here.
Do this...
2 puffs chiba
2 shots Jagermeister
2 12oz. Lagers(I do Yings...but since you can't get the good stuff in your state, try Fosters.)
If your chest pain persists, buy a coffin. |
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gypsy |
For severe chest pain: FOUR puffs of chiba...and don't forget: puff, puff, puff, puff, pass. |
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steel driving hammer |
I rarley get hangovers but last month I bought a case of Fosters, drank 8 and had the worst hangover I ever had.
Corona, Guinness and Heineken do it for me. |
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