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| Joey |
" Let's stick to the subject matter here...and that is that Bono is a TWAT. "
Gypsy .................................
Please .............tonight .............." Come to Joey "
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ JO JO BEAN !
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You know, I've been thinking about Bono, and I have come to only one conclusion.
Bono is a twat.
There is just no way to sugar coat it. |
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| Joey |
" Bono is a twat.
There is just no way to sugar coat it. "
I would like to nuzzle you .
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| gypsy |
I don't know, Joey...sometimes you're kind of a twat. |
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| Joey |
" I don't know, Joey...sometimes you're kind of a twat. "
You make Joey weep and shit liquid .
Why ?!?!?!?!
Why must you make young Joey use so much toilet paper this evening ?
Why ?!?!?!?!
And now , ladies and gentlemen , I present THIS :
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JACKY !
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| telecaster |
What is a twat?
I always liked that Billy Ray Cirus song "My Itchy Twitchy Twat" from about 10 years ago
That is back when Joey used to line dance and proudly went with the mullet |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Joey is not a twat.
He is a retarded huskerfucker.
There's a subtle difference.
Bono, on the other hand, is certainly a twat. |
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| gypsy |
Joey=retarded huskerfucker
Bono=twat |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Gypsy=10 ct. diamond |
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| Joey |
" Gypsy=10 ct. diamond "
<------ Gypsy , Tina Jordan ( On Stern's E Show tonight ) , and Christi Shake all 10ct. Diamonds .
Agreed little buddy , yet , one must wonder when Gyps. is getting her very own Web Site ????
What ?!?!?!?!?!
Oh , sure , Here ya go :
www.TinaJordan.com
www.ChristiShake.com
" Screened at a Festival in Utah Ronnie "
JACKY !!!!!
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| gypsy |
I want my own website! "Watch Gyps use the bathroom!"
Ummm, no...but it seems like easy money, huh?
Joey, Tina and Christi=cubic zirconia...especially Tina...she is really ugly...then factor in that hideous kid of hers...and well, there are dozens of strippers in OKC that are far better looking than Tina that don't have children. |
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| Soul Survivor |
Bono's a prick |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
No.
Bono is a twat.
Keep up Soulie. |
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| Soul Survivor |
Sorry, I was reffering to the bearded key puncher (Chucky for those that need it straight)
Bono is a twat....
Here's my theory. Bono is working for Saddam Hussein and this is all a plot....a plot from a twat |
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| gypsy |
You catch on quick, Soul Survivor! |
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| corgi37 |
You know, i have always considered Paul Hewson a twat. Thats why i started this thread. But then, a twat is useful, that fucker aint. Well, for feeding to starving hogs maybe. |
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| Joey |
Gypsy pees perfume .
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Up to this point I have kind of danced around the subject. But no more. It's time to be completely honest with you all.....
Bono is a twat.
There I've said it. |
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| Soul Survivor |
We should inform the Edge about our situation here....
Bono's a twat
By the way, take a look at u2's lineup. You've got a guy named BONO and a guitar player named THE EDGE. Then you have a dude named Larry. Doesn't it just seem out of place? Well the only reason they chose fake names is because their twats. Moving forward.... |
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| Joey |
" Joey, Tina and Christi=cubic zirconia...especially Tina...she is really ugly...then factor in that hideous kid of hers...and well, there are dozens of strippers in OKC that are far better looking than Tina that don't have children. "
Gypsy .............Tina mentioned to Howard Stern that her father was killed the day after he got out of Prison and that her brother was murdered a few years ago .
She also was very strong about the whole thing and stated that she wants NO ONE to feel sorry for her .
Poor little thing ..................Tina ,............................................................ Come to Joey .
" I bet you all see Tina in an entirely new light , huh Ronnie ? "
Jackykins
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Joey...
That must be what she was talking about right before I stuffed my dong down her throat. I was gonna stuff the beaver, but you know how annoying she can be when she talks. So I figured, "Hell, she can't talk with her mouth full!" We all know how polite she is.... |
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| Joey |
" That must be what she was talking about right before I stuffed my dong down her throat. I was gonna stuff the beaver, but you know how annoying she can be when she talks. So I figured, "Hell, she can't talk with her mouth full!" We all know how polite she is.... "
Hey , wait a minute , that's MY Tina Jordan you are talking about there ..............................
My Princess Tina !!!!!
That's it Stoney ...............................
NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninea !
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well, then Jboy, I hope you like my sloppy seconds, thirds, and fourths.
That girl squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels like a stuck hog. |
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| gypsy |
Sounds like Tina's life is pretty messed up...so that means you might have a chance with her.
My dad said that when he was in prison, Nebraskans were the first to be made bitches... |
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| Joey |
" My dad said that when he was in prison, Nebraskans were the first to be made bitches "
You make Joey cry and snort snot ?
WHY ?!?!?!?!?!
Why so much scurrilous hatred in the world when all the Joey does is love .
Come to Joey ...................................
Joeykins |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Oh, I almost forgot to mention.....
.....Bono is a twat. |
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| Moonisup |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Oh, I almost forgot to mention.....
.....Bono is a twat.
yeah he is! |
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| gypsy |
I bet Bono wouldn't even make bitch status in prison...cuz everyone there would be like "SS says he's a twat." |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah, he'd get a shank. Without a doubt.
You know why?
I'll tell you why it's because...repeat after me...Bono is a twat. |
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| parmeda |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
repeat after me...Bono is a twat.
Bono is a...
ax wound, bat cave, bearded clam, beaver, box, bush, chuff box, cock pit, coosie, cootch, cooter, crack, cum dumpster, cum guzzler, c*nt (sorry, I just hate THAT word...), felted mound, finger hut, flower, front bum, fuckhole, gash, grunion nest, hole, honey cave, hot box, jaws of Hell, love box, lower lips, muff, nooch, peach, pleasure grotto, pocket, poontang, pussy, quiff, quim, red pearl, slash, slit, snapper, tool shed, "TWAT", velvet cage, whisker box...
There.
That about covers it, lol. |
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