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| glencar |
You've come a long way, Snappy! Joshy, take heart. |
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| beer |
snappy is bommhauer/ boomy, correct? |
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| Joey |
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beer wrote:
snappy is bommhauer/ boomy, correct?
" You would have thought that I'd have learned
Twenty years ago or more
A beautiful girl raised her mouth and yearned
But I didn't know what lips were for
I ran away in the mud and rain
The weather here is never too bright
She'd had an affray with her man and came
For solace and the means to fight
She finally bored with seducing me
And took up with some geezer from the Ealing scene
It nearly killed him like it would've killed me
When her original man snapped his fingers and she obeyed, she obeyed ...........................
But somebody saved me, it happened again
Somebody saved me, I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
'Cause if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever "
Somebody saved young Joey .............................
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| jb |
Joey is my friend now and for ever..Even when the Stones stop touring, we shall always be connected by our bond on this board. Moreover, I like to think of us as the Lou Gherig and Cal Ripken a/k/a "the irom men" of posting....In fact, upon reaching our goal, we just might, like Cal, run around the stadium and accept our well earned applause. |
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Joey wrote:
" You would have thought that I'd have learned
Twenty years ago or more
Boo bright
She'd had an affray with her man and came
For solace and the means to fight
She finally bored with seducing me
And took up with some geezer from the Ealing scene
and she obeyed, she obeyed ...........................
But somebody saved me, it happened again
Somebody saved me, I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me
Did you ever sleep in a bear pit 
With apple cores and mice along 
Did you ever lay on ice and grit
Or search for a place where the wind was gone
Did you ever tramp up endless hills
Past cosy homes with secret beds 
Did you ever dream of a suicide pill 
And wake up cold to the smell of bread 
Well I have slept there badly twice
And shared my straw with scratchin mice 
Although you'll find some deep brown hair 
I'll tell you something for nothing 
There ain't no bears in there  (cache cache)
Not a single bear in there (cache cache)
Did you ever have to make a draw 
For a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone 
Did you ever jemmy a stable door
Or scare the horse to escape the snow 
Did you ever invade a neat little yard 
Wake up the children who hope for ghosts
Did you ever cause their dogs to bark 
Their guests to curse their noisy hosts 
Don't jump in expectin fun
Don't swagger in there with your elephant gun 
Don't enter the cage with wavin chairs 
Cos I'll tell you something for nothing 
There ain't no bears in there  (cache cache)
Not a single bear in there (cache cache)
Did you ever pass the police at work 
And hope that they might take you in 
Did you ever wonder why music hurts
When someone plays it aloof to sin
Did you ever believe that a smile could cure 
A happy face keep you warm at night? 
Were you ever fooled by laughters lure 
Only to find that they laughed in spite?
Chorus: (as above) 
Did you ever finally find a place 
A soft warm bed in a room of flowers 
And when you finally laid down your face 
You found you slept for a hundred hours 
A hundred hours.
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
Joey is my friend now and for ever..Even when the Stones stop touring, we shall always be connected by our bond on this board. Moreover, I like to think of us as the Lou Gherig and Cal Ripken a/k/a "the irom men" of posting....In fact, upon reaching our goal, we just might, like Cal, run around the stadium and accept our well earned applause.
Josh , I would like to clutch you to my bosom and softly and gently and sweetly stroke your young , moist , glistening Joshy forehead and just say , ....... well , ..............." Thanks " ....for being such a great friend here on this most prodigious of message boards .
You are much loved by the Jacky !
W- W- W- What ?!?!?! .............Oh , sure :
" Till the rivers all run day
Till the sun falls from the sky
Till life on earth is through
I'll be needing you
I know sometimes you may wonder
From little things I say and do
But there's no need for you to wonder
If I need you cause I'll need you "
OR
" Say goodbye to the brilliant blues
Say goodbye to the brilliant blues
Say goodbye....
The brilliant blues
Don't want to be frozen
I'll spend my mornings at the sunshine cafe
I've read the news and the clique-ridden notions
I know that now is the time to stay
The brilliant blues
Will never flow this way again
The color of the river is gray
The brilliant blues
Have faded into sadness and pain
and now is the time to say...It's time "
Jacky T .
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| jb |
I am here for you Gypsy. |
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| F505 |
quote:
jb wrote:
I am here for you Gypsy.
thx Boomhauer |
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| Joey |
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F505 wrote:
thx Boomhauer
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| telecaster |
joey, this dive bar by my house has a washed up celebrity come every year to sign autographs
Last year it was Screech from "Saved By The Bell"
The year before Greg Brady
You will never guess who they are draggin in this year
Hint: She is about 4'5" and was bonking Ray Krebs
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| jb |
Charlene Tilton? |
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| Joey |
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telecaster wrote:
Hint: She is about 4'5" and was bonking Ray Krebs
http://www.larryhagman.com/gallery.html |
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| telecaster |
This Friday. I will try and get and post a pic
This is the kind of place where when you walk in they check you for knives and guns and if you don't have any they give you one
A new low and hopefully I will witness it
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| jb |
Mary Lou retton? |
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| Joey |
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telecaster wrote:
This Friday. I will try and get and post a pic
This is the kind of place where when you walk in they check you for knives and guns and if you don't have any they give you one
A new low and hopefully I will witness it
Tele ................are you teasing the Joey ?
How in the Hell can a " Hot little Starlet ( circa 1979 ) " fall to such depths ?!?!?!
I am stirred to sadness and quite visibly shaken to the core .
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| telecaster |
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jb wrote:
Mary Lou retton?
Charlene Tilton |
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| jb |
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telecaster wrote:
Charlene Tilton
I knew it!!! "Looking for love in all the wrong places" |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
I knew it!!! "Looking for love in all the wrong places"
Johnny Lee ..........................her Ex |
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| telecaster |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Tele ................are you teasing the Joey ?
How in the Hell can a " Hot little Starlet ( circa 1979 ) " fall to such depths ?!?!?!
I am stirred to sadness and quite visibly shaken to the core .
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No tease joey. This dump is even in a strip mall
http://www.starbarandgrill.com/
They better do a "Dallas" reunion before Hagmans second liver gives out and Charlene has to do porn
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| jb |
http://www.alighthouse.com/usa.htm
http://www.alighthouse.com/believe.htm
[Edited by jb] |
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| Joey |
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telecaster wrote:
No tease joey. This dump is even in a strip mall
http://www.starbarandgrill.com/
They better do a "Dallas" reunion before Hagmans second liver gives out and Charlene has to do porn
Hagman had a " Bad Patch " last December ....................they took out part of his new liver .
For Tele :
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| jb |
Ninea abs shae monkey.... |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
Ninea abs shae monkey....
For My Baby :
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| jb |
I shall see the The Notebook this weekend. |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
I shall see the The Notebook this weekend.
{{{ ? }}} |
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| jb |
The movie with james Garner...a true love story... |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
The movie with james Garner...a true love story...
Isn't he about ninety now ? |
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| jb |
He must be in his late 70's....I enjoyed him in the Rockford files but lost respect for him after he got beat up in a car accident.. |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
He must be in his late 70's....I enjoyed him in the Rockford files but lost respect for him after he got beat up in a car accident..
Congrats on your 9900th post 
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