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Some Guy |
I went running and it was hot, I threw on another shirt and went to my local Kroger. 2 young teeny bopper girls looked at me and said ooh I love them, I said me too. I looked down and realized I had on my wifes U2 concert shirt. The shame. |
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Martha |
I don't think anything can be done for you now.
Oh my. |
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Some Guy |
I fear if jb learns of this atrocity he may seek banishment. |
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Saint Sway |
You really fucked up!!! ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN BLEW IT!!!
You should hang your head in shame!
I cant think of a better set up.
• You're out running: no wedding ring.
• A pair of hot teens compliment you on a concert tee. Granted its FU2. But, roll with it. You only live once.
• You're in the Kroger. You buy em beer. The rest unfolds like a letter in Penthouse Forum.
I'm tellin you SG, Diamond Dave would say you dropped the ball on this one!!
In these situations all ask yourself WWDDD?
oh hell even Sammy thinks your a pussy.
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
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sirmoonie |
I knew you were a white guy all along. |
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Some Guy |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
You really fucked up!!! ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN BLEW IT!!!
You should hang your head in shame!
I cant think of a better set up.
• You're out running: no wedding ring.
• A pair of hot teens compliment you on a concert tee. Granted its FU2. But, roll with it. You only live once.
• You're in the Kroger. You buy em beer. The rest unfolds like a letter in Penthouse Forum.
I'm tellin you SG, Diamond Dave would say you dropped the ball on this one!!
In these situations all ask yourself WWDDD?
oh hell even Sammy thinks your a pussy.
[Edited by Saint Sway]
and then depression set in. |
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jb |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I went running and it was hot, I threw on another shirt and went to my local Kroger. 2 young teeny bopper girls looked at me and said ooh I love them, I said me too. I looked down and realized I had on my wifes U2 concert shirt. The shame.
Bad..but Pug actually attended a U2 concert and all was "hushed" up....
[Edited by jb] |
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Gazza |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I went running and it was hot, I threw on another shirt and went to my local Kroger. 2 young teeny bopper girls looked at me and said ooh I love them, I said me too. I looked down and realized I had on my wifes U2 concert shirt. The shame.
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Egbert |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
and then depression set in.
Ya messed up. It's over. Move on. I know what you're thinking, but the last thing you want to do is to start hanging out at Krogers every afternoon with your wife's U2 shirt on hoping that lightning will strike twice...
[Edited by Egbert] |
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Some Guy |
quote: Egbert wrote:
Ya messed up. It's over. Move on. I know what you're thinking, but the last thing you want to do is to start hanging out at Krogers every afternoon with your wife's U2 shirt on hoping that lightning will strike twice...
[Edited by Egbert]
funny, but thats not all... I was there to buy some lite beer. |
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PartyDoll MEG |
Oh no SG- I was gonna cut you some slack- but lite beer after a sweaty run with a U2 tee shirt on. Please don't tell me you had on tube socks!!!!!
[Edited by PartyDoll MEG] |
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Egbert |
I do respect a man who after running (in the South during summer) seeks not Gatorade but beer. |
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Some Guy |
quote: PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Oh no SG- I was gonna cut you some slack- but lite beer after a sweaty run with a U2 tee shirt on. Please don't tell me you had on tube socks!!!!!
[Edited by PartyDoll MEG]
no tube sox thankfully! |
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PartyDoll MEG |
Thank God....
Now all you need to do is pick up all those tee shirts you have lying all over the room and put them in a safe place- like the drawer they belong in- and maybe you can avoid such a mishap again......... |
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Trey Krimsin |
If it was a Bon Jovi t-shirt, well, I can't discuss how horrific the punishment would be. Let's say you wouldn't be considered a man after what would happen. |
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Starbuck |
why do people hate U2 so much? bono's politics? sure, everything post achtung baby gives me hives, but i like the "early years".
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Trey Krimsin |
I will bravely admit I do like U2's music. However, I am sick of Bono and his "crusade" to get the world's superpowers to use their money to support third-world countries. Um, Bono, why don't you put some of that fucking money that you made on your overpriced tour into a fund for these countries that so desperately need help. |
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FrankiePeppers |
The obvious questions are:
1. Do you and your wife have the same shirt size?
2. Do you share the same drawer in the bureau?
3. Do you get dressed in the dark?
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not bound to please |
quote: FrankiePeppers wrote:
The obvious questions are:
1. Do you and your wife have the same shirt size?
2. Do you share the same drawer in the bureau?
3. Do you get dressed in the dark?
You are quite right...
I suggest we get the Brian Jones Fan Club on the case!
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pdog |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I went running and it was hot, I threw on another shirt and went to my local Kroger. 2 young teeny bopper girls looked at me and said ooh I love them, I said me too. I looked down and realized I had on my wifes U2 concert shirt. The shame.
At least you didn't look at the girls breasts and make the same comment back at them. You are forgiven, redeemed and have shown us you're a good person. Carry on!!! Did you take the chance to tell the kids how much Voodoopug hates U2? |
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Lazy Bones |
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pdog |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
why do people hate U2 so much? bono's politics? sure, everything post achtung baby gives me hives, but i like the "early years".
Have you told your family you're gay yet? |
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FrankiePeppers |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
. . . 2 young teeny bopper girls looked at me and said ooh I love them, I said me too. . .
♫ ♫ I can see that you're 15 years old
No I don't want your I.D.
And I can see that you're so far from home ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime ♫ ♫
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killerbitch |
Looks like the board got on him rather than the BJ fan club. I have
never paid any attention to U2 and don't want to. Some Guy
will definitely look at his tee shirts next time before he changes
again. That was funny. |
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ebmp |
quote: Trey Krimsin wrote:
I will bravely admit I do like U2's music. However, I am sick of Bono and his "crusade" to get the world's superpowers to use their money to support third-world countries. Um, Bono, why don't you put some of that fucking money that you made on your overpriced tour into a fund for these countries that so desperately need help.
he does that |
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clubred |
Some Guy, you're OK but your wife shamed the board !!!
Does she have anything to say for her defense ?
Haven't got divorced yet ?
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I looked down and realized I had on my wifes U2 concert shirt. The shame.
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albert |
it's always the wife (??!!)is it (??) |
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ListenToTheLion |
Please leave this board. |
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Voodoo Scrounge |
I cant believe you allowed yourself to be married to a U2 fan! |
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egon |
what beer did you order? |