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Joey |
quote: Rodney_King wrote:
Joey truly is a funny guy
Rodney ........................
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pdog |
I'm currently in negotions with some of Gods represenatives. Seems I was naughty and made the do not greet list! |
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sirmoonie |
Unsuccessful hunting shot. Haha! That was slick. The Putie. |
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Some Guy |
plus you see that the song just wouldn't work- _ _ _ gave me everything I want. |
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pdog |
I can't find my keys! |
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PartyDoll MEG |
quote: pdog wrote:
I can't find my keys!
Look in your panties, P!!! |
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pdog |
quote: PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Look in your panties, P!!!
I found Slavegirls pick, nothing else... Nothing ELSE!
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PartyDoll MEG |
Maybe God is telling you something....
Sit quietly, close your eyes........
Hear it?? |
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Some Guy |
quote: pdog wrote:
I can't find my keys!
are you hammered and wearing a really tight dress? |
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sirmoonie |
Is this the Torquemada appreciation thread? |
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steel driving hammer |
Not one living person will ever know, sol don't bother w/ the struggle.
I do know though, on the 7th day, God said Let there be Stones, and the rest was history! |
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Some Guy |
quote: steel driving hammer wrote:
Not one living person will ever know, sol don't bother w/ the struggle.
I do know though, on the 7th day, God said Let there be Stones, and the rest was history!
strong postin! |
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pdog |
quote: steel driving hammer wrote:
Not one living person will ever know, sol don't bother w/ the struggle.
I do know though, on the 7th day, God said Let there be Stones, and the rest was history!
Steel Driving Hammer, keepin' it simple! |
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the good |
quote: steel driving hammer wrote:
Not one living person will ever know, sol don't bother w/ the struggle.
An interesting comment, but I'm not a very pragmatic person. For better or worse, I think the question still matters, if for no other reason than for the simple fact that one's religious convictions (or a lack thereof) have an impact on personal decision making. |
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Some Guy |
quote: the good wrote:
An interesting comment, but I'm not a very pragmatic person. For better or worse, I think the question still matters, if for no other reason than for the simple fact that one's religious convictions (or a lack thereof) have an impact on personal decision making.
true. |
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keefkid |
ok, the Who's new song...
if there really is a god
we should get laid today
???????????????
thats pretty dammm bad... |
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mickmask |
Hey...ya want a laugh?
Just type 'moobs' into your image search....I'm sure these guys don't think so..!!!
Man...what I don't do for entertainment...
mm. |
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not bound to please |
quote: steel driving hammer wrote:
Not one living person will ever know, sol don't bother w/ the struggle.
I do know though, on the 7th day, God said Let there be Stones, and the rest was history!
Steelie - is that really you?
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Poplar |
quote: jb wrote:
Clapton shpould be embarrassed have that many Grammy's...humiliating pop.
and yes, almost proof of a Godless world. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
Well, if God doen't exist than who's left around to protect the innocent, the poor and oppressed, the weak, the workimg classes etc. Once God ceases to exist a vaccum is formed and there's plenty of devils around to fill it up. Sleep with an eye open. Unless of course you breathe easier at night knowing the politicians are in control. |
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Some Guy |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Well, if God doen't exist than who's left around to protect the innocent, the poor and oppressed, the weak, the workimg classes etc. Once God ceases to exist a vaccum is formed and there's plenty of devils around to fill it up. Sleep with an eye open. Unless of course you breathe easier at night knowing the politicians are in control.
Thats upper management postin. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
Humans invented "God" and "Heaven" because they are afraid of death. The mentally weak have to have "Eternal Life" waiting for them after life on earth...if they wouldn't have that to believe in they would be crippled with constant fear.
They just can't cope with knowing that once you die, it's over...lights out, nothing. You die, worms eat you or you get turned into ash, and you get turned into dirt. Eventually, our sun will go supernova, and we'll all be cosmic dust in the vast airless void of space.
I figure that I'm here for a relatively short amount of time. I'm damn well gonna make the best of it. I'm fine with dyin and the big dirt nap. |
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Some Guy |
quote: Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Humans invented "God" and "Heaven" because they are afraid of death. The mentally weak have to have "Eternal Life" waiting for them after life on earth...if they wouldn't have that to believe in they would be crippled with constant fear.
They just can't cope with knowing that once you die, it's over...lights out, nothing. You die, worms eat you or you get turned into ash, and you get turned into dirt. Eventually, our sun will go supernova, and we'll all be cosmic dust in the vast airless void of space.
I figure that I'm here for a relatively short amount of time. I'm damn well gonna make the best of it. I'm fine with dyin and the big dirt nap.
I guess next your gonna tell me there is no santa claus. |
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sirmoonie |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
I guess next your gonna tell me there is no santa claus.
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Some Guy |
I choose to be offended. |
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sirmoonie |
C'mon! Its funny. |
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Some Guy |
Seinfeld is funny. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
Well, I know that I pay for every damn gift that my kid finds under our tree. I usually wrap the motherfuckin' things too.
My kid won't buy into the Santa thing anymore. That shit is over.
Also...
No Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy either.
Just be glad that there is Rock n Roll. We can PROVE that Rock n Roll is real. You don't need faith for Rock n Roll...just ears. |
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MrPleasant |
Yesterday I drank my 500th bottle.
No, that's the brand name.
"500th milk: greasier than Travolta". |
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Lethargy |
quote: Chuck wrote:
Dumb All Over
(Frank Zappa)
Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here
You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!
It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)
TOO DAMN FUNNY! I know Joe's Garage, but that's about it. I think I need to get into more Zappa. What's this one's from? |