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I don't know about all of you, but I struggle with religion all the time. The question of whether there is a God or not almost consumes me. And I was wondering, if you knew there was no God, what would your reaction be? I think I would just start laughing hysterically. The joke would be on the whole of mankind.
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| pdog |
quote:
the good wrote:
I don't know about all of you, but I struggle with religion all the time. The question of whether there is a God or not almost consumes me. And I was wondering, if you knew there was no God, what would your reaction be? I think I would just start laughing hysterically. The joke would be on the whole of mankind.
[Edited by the good]
I believe in God, I don't beleive in religion.
Simple enough for me! |
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| Steel Wheels |
There has to be something in the universe. It might as well be us. And who put us here? No one. We're all part of some chemistry experiment that is ever changing. |
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| pdog |
quote:
Steel Wheels wrote:
There has to be something in the universe. It might as well be us. And who put us here? No one. We're all part of some chemistry experiment that is ever changing.
I beleive the same thing, and still beleive in God. Seems people give "God" way too much power and control. It's the opposite for me, God exists in us, not for us to call on when we need help. Just always there and a source of strength. I try not to overcomplicate it, that's when people start killing each other and shit! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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| SheRat |
I decided there was no God when I was 11 years old and I've been MUCH happier for it lo these many years.
I do, however, experience something that other people may name god, I simply choose to call it something else.
Ever heard the theory that all the religions and philosophies of the world are looking at the same thing, but just found different ways to describe it? |
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| lotsajizz |
if? |
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| Dan |
There is no god. This dude already proved it:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13157554/
Lioness in Ukrainian zoo kills man who drops in invoking deity’s
protection
Updated: 1:43 p.m. ET June 6, 2006
KIEV, Ukraine - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled
to death by a lioness in the Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's
enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.
“The man shouted, ‘God will save me, if he exists,’ lowered himself by a
rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,”
the official said.
“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his
carotid artery.”
The incident on Sunday evening, when the zoo was packed with visitors,
was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept
in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
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| lotsajizz |
serves him right!!!! LOL |
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| sirmoonie |
Jesus fucking Christ, I'd have nothing left in my life. Except drinking that is. Ah hell, I guess I could give a ripping piss if god died as long as I had plenty of booze around.
Qual hootch - the supplicant's god substitute since the dawn of man. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Jesus fucking Christ, I'd have nothing left in my life. Except drinking that is. Ah hell, I guess I could give a ripping piss if god died as long as I had plenty of booze around.
Qual hootch - the supplicant's god substitute since the dawn of man.
I'll drink to that. I would go into a lengthy theological discussion - but I just downed a 5th of vodka. Actually - that's probably the best time to have a theological discussion... |
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| pdog |
There is no god!
The lack of one is the reason man created a god.
There is a god! |
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| Dick Bush |
I think I know you!
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| Zack |
Oh Dick, please not that avatar! I find that one of the most revolting photos in the history of popular music.
Bring back your girl in the "I love Dick" t-shirt.
Please oh please. |
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| Joey |
" I don't know about all of you, but I struggle with religion all the time. The question of whether there is a God or not almost consumes me. And I was wondering, if you knew there was no God, what would your reaction be? "
" Everything Drowns in the Ocean of Love " ( Avatar Meher Baba , 1996 )
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" I don't know about all of you, but I struggle with religion all the time. The question of whether there is a God or not almost consumes me. And I was wondering, if you knew there was no God, what would your reaction be? "
" Everything Drowns in the Ocean of Love " ( Avatar Meher Baba , 1996 )
Don't worry your little head, dear Joey. If you KNEW - you would be god. And everyone knows Josh is god anyway. |
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| F505 |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Don't worry your little head, dear Joey. If you KNEW - you would be god. And everyone knows Josh is god anyway.
Hello Lambchop! |
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| Martha |
quote:
Dick Bush wrote:
I think I know you!
LOL! I haven't seen Flakey Foont in quite awhile, brings back a lot of memories....and I dig the photo of John and Yoko...they scared the shit out of everyone just by taking off their clothes. We are easily frightened though.
peace and love,
MM |
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| jb |
It's pretty obvious god is a make beleive thing to keep us down. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Hello Lambchop!
Hello F505! |
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| pdog |
quote:
jb wrote:
It's pretty obvious god is a make beleive thing to keep us down.
As in the white man is keeping me down or Down as in let's get down, god is black? |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
the good wrote:
I don't know about all of you, but I struggle with religion all the time. The question of whether there is a God or not almost consumes me. And I was wondering, if you knew there was no God, what would your reaction be? I think I would just start laughing hysterically. The joke would be on the whole of mankind.
[Edited by the good]
That is something each person has to discover on his own. It would be mighty depressing if there was no God. I am a believer. Something is going on that is bigger than all of us. |
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| Eric Clapton |
Hello friends! I was just sitting here strumming a little Tears in Heaven when my ears started ringing. Can I help you?
LAYLA! |
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| Chuck |
Dumb All Over
(Frank Zappa)
Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here
You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!
It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
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| Joey |
" Everything drowns in the ocean of my White Hairy Ass " ( Joeykins , 1998 )
Pucker Up ..... Buttercup ( Lambchop ).
Sniggles |
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| jb |
Clapton shpould be embarrassed have that many Grammy's...humiliating pop. |
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| SheRat |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
I'll drink to that. I would go into a lengthy theological discussion - but I just downed a 5th of vodka. Actually - that's probably the best time to have a theological discussion...
"Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously."
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| Some Guy |
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the lord shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is born in the City of Bethlehem, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men'". That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie brown. |
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| sirmoonie |
Kierkegaard - man, he would have been fun to do bongs with. |
