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Topic: Another FU thread!! Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
2nd July 2004 03:01 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Do I still get credit for the post?




Probably not , but here's a little something for ya :

www.TinaJordan.com
2nd July 2004 03:04 PM
Gazza >Do I still get credit for the post?

yes..ok..lol....its 9,804 instead of 9,803. Your post was only deleted in error. I'll give you a credit of one "blank" post which you may use at your discretion
2nd July 2004 03:06 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
>Do I still get credit for the post?

yes..ok..lol....its 9,804 instead of 9,803. Your post was only deleted in error. I'll give you a credit of one "blank" post which you may use at your discretion





He sure has a lot of posts ..................doesn't he ?!?!?!

2nd July 2004 03:18 PM
Gazza yeah..and like...uh.. YOU dont??? LOL
2nd July 2004 03:21 PM
jb Gazza..who are the top ten posters in tersm of quantity..I know Joey and I are 1 and 2..but who else ?
2nd July 2004 03:28 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
yeah..and like...uh.. YOU dont??? LOL



For Gazza :

" Beach Girl
>>
>>A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
>>summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
>>
>>She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for
>>one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance
>>around furtively, then speak to them.
>>
>>Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander
>>off, but occa-sionally someone would nod and there would be a quick
>>exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
>>
>>The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the
>>cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they just continued to watch her.
>>
>>After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever
>>noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other
>>electronic devices?"
>>
>>He hadn't and said so.
>>
>>Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big
>>radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what
>>she's really doing."
>>
>>Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost
>>hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to
>>her husband and then leave.
>>
>>The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
>>
>>"Well, is the girl selling drugs?," the wife excitedly asked.
>>
>>"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he
>>should have.
>>
>>"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?," his wife fairly
>>shrieked.
>>
>>The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."
>>
>>"Batteries?," cried the wife.
>>
>>"Yes," he replied.
>>
>>SCROLL DOWN .
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>(You're gonna hate me for this..scroll down some more)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>She sells C cells by the sea shore. "

2nd July 2004 03:30 PM
jb That was too funny Joey..coming through late friday as the Holiday weekend approaches!!!
2nd July 2004 03:35 PM
Gazza Why is it that in the rest of the world hijackers are usually Arabs yet on Rocks Off they're always Jewish...?
[Edited by Gazza]
2nd July 2004 03:38 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Why is it that in the rest of the world hijackers are usually Arabs yet on Rocks Off they're always Jewish...?
[Edited by Gazza]




" G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the after shave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife, Teresa, will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said "How about you?"

Bush replied "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."

Sturcee !
2nd July 2004 03:51 PM
Some Guy F U to this odor protruding from all up underneath my arms.
2nd July 2004 04:15 PM
Joey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
F U to this odor protruding from all up underneath my arms.








3rd July 2004 08:02 AM
Lavendar Funny, Beach joke I needed that! HAHAHA
8th July 2004 03:37 PM
Some Guy F U to kids in the neighborhood that are still popping firecrackers and F U to parents that let them.
8th July 2004 03:50 PM
Joey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
F U to kids in the neighborhood that are still popping firecrackers and F U to parents that let them.






I'm really " deteriorating " ............aren't I ?!?!

Shiver ..............................................

.....................................................
[Edited by Joey]
8th July 2004 03:52 PM
gypsy F U to Nebraskans.

P.S. I luv you josh!
8th July 2004 03:53 PM
Some Guy
quote:
Joey wrote:





I'm really " deteriorating " ............aren't I ?!?!

Shiver ..............................................

.....................................................
[Edited by Joey]

I got nothing
8th July 2004 03:54 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
F U to Nebraskans.

P.S. I luv you josh!



You make Joey weep and shit liquid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why ?!?!

WHY ?!?!?!?!


Why must you make young Jo Jo Bean use so much toilet paper ?

" And then ...............Depression set in Ronnie ! "

Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSScuzzy Bear !
[Edited by Joey]
8th July 2004 03:58 PM
Some Guy Oprah time.
8th July 2004 03:58 PM
Snappy McJack Joey? You A Nuggets fan?

Would you rather have:

A) Kobe
B) Kenyon Martin
C) Larry Bird at his current age (the boy could probably still knock down 3's !!!)
8th July 2004 04:00 PM
Joey
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
Joey? You A Nuggets fan?

Would you rather have:

A) Kobe
B) Kenyon Martin
C) Larry Bird at his current age (the boy could probably still knock down 3's !!!)





8th July 2004 04:50 PM
Some Guy
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I would love to send an F U to the first politician that started this " I approved this message" bullshit. Now all of these assholes are doing it. I saw 3 commercials in a row yesterday and each one ended the same way.


F U to them all, they all do it now, this is annoying.
8th July 2004 05:06 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Well I just hope they know what they're approving.
8th July 2004 05:07 PM
Joey

8th July 2004 05:15 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:




GO FOR IT!!!!!! Anyone BUT the Red Jerxx Joxx.


8th July 2004 05:19 PM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


GO FOR IT!!!!!! Anyone BUT the Red Jerxx Joxx.






Agreed ! Red Sox SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.Cubs.com
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