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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Jacko's Ireland fantasy
From: BANG Showbiz
July 06, 2006
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FALLEN pop star Michael Jackson wants to move to Ireland because he wants to meet leprechauns, it has been claimed.
The eccentric star, who has been residing in Bahrain since being acquitted of child sex charges last year, reportedly arrived in County Cork last week to search for a new home.
Jackson is said to be hoping to move him and his three children, Prince Michael, 9, Paris, 8, and Prince Michael II, 4, into a Celtic castle in the scenic country.
According to Californian psychic Randa Starr, the Billie Jean singer has always been interested in Ireland because he is fascinated by fairies and leprechauns - a type of treasure-hoarding elf associated with Irish mythology.
"Michael is a very spiritual person and considered a move to Ireland years ago. It doesn't surprise me that he is attracted to Ireland again," Starr said.
"He once thought of it as a spiritual place for his rebirth. He has a very keen interest in fairies, myths and leprechauns which fit in with that."
Jackson's spokeswoman has confirmed he is in Ireland "on personal business" but has so far refused to comment on whether he is house-hunting.
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| jb |
Funny!!! |
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| gimmekeef |
Should be getting his ass reamed in San Quentin........ |
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| jb |
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gimmekeef wrote:
Should be getting his ass reamed in San Quentin........
He was aquitted by a jury of his peers and we must respect the decision. He is an innocent man.
[Edited by jb] |
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| pdog |
Everyone is trying to get me Lucky Charms.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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gimmekeef wrote:
Should be getting his ass reamed in San Quentin........
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
Watch out Gazza! |
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| Mahatma Kane Jeeves |
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jb wrote:
He was aquitted by a jury of his peers and we must respect the decision. He is an innocent man.
[Edited by jb]
So was OJ...... |
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| corgi37 |
Come on, JB, he's as innocent as my cock. If he was poor & black, and not a "line in the sand" between black and white U.S., he'd have an asshole the size of a crater by now.
I read the other day some dude who makes gay porn featuring Latino guys was asked by the freak to get him some "Brazillian boys".
Kill the fucker. Kill him now! |
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| gimmekeef |
Wish the bastard would meet up with Warwick Dunn star of those leprechaun movies....he'd fix his ass!!!!!!!!! |
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| pdog |
Jacko wants to fuck leprechauns? |
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| not bound to please |
I really wish there was some smart arsed comment I could make here - but there are some things that just need a minimalist treatment. I mean - what else can you do with "Jacko wants to meet leprechauns"? |
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| lovelymocca |
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corgi37 wrote:
Come on, JB, he's as innocent as my cock. If he was poor & black, and not a "line in the sand" between black and white U.S., he'd have an asshole the size of a crater by now.
I read the other day some dude who makes gay porn featuring Latino guys was asked by the freak to get him some "Brazillian boys".
Kill the fucker. Kill him now!
I usually don't respond to threads on this board but I have to respond to this.
I see exactly what the press has done. Most people don't read much they follow the solacious headline and the un-named "sources" that complete what passes for a news article these days.
The gay porn producer was FIRED by Michael Jackson when he learned he was a gay porn producer.
It has already been established in court he was fired the very same day.
The porn producer said that Michael wanted him to adopt some boys and pay $300,000 for them. When he couldn't explain what happened to the $300,000 (since obviously no boys were ever adopted) he said well michael decided he wanted a condo instead.
Then when pressed on it he changed his story again and said he couldn't explain what happned to the $300,000.
He only said Michael wanted to adopt some boys when backed into a corner. He knew that people like YOU would be up in arms and that was his plan. To get the jurors to think about the old tired stand by story Michael jackson and boys.
There were no boys to be adopted. And still, where's the money? That's why he's being sued because he stole. I know we don't care, but I just had to respond. |
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| mickmask |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
I really wish there was some smart arsed comment I could make here - but there are some things that just need a minimalist treatment. I mean - what else can you do with "Jacko wants to meet leprechauns"?
There's a pot of 6 yr. olds at the end of the rainbow?? 
mm. |
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| Bloozehound |
feel da funk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQBwrm0GXMo&mode=related&search=jose%20feliciano |
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| lovelymocca |
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mickmask wrote:
There's a pot of 6 yr. olds at the end of the rainbow??
mm.
Or some old farts almost dead I'm sure you'd stand at the end waiting for. HA HA HA HA.... |
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| corgi37 |
Thank you for clarifying that lovelymocca. I feel so much better. Is there any way i can get in contact with Mr. Jackson. I want to leave my kids in his care for the week end.
[Edited by corgi37] |
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| tookthatname |
when Micheal was aquitted he came to San Diego to hide out from the press. He stayed on La Jolla Farms Road, From the description of the property in the paper, I'm pretty sure I know which property. It's the one at the end that has a huge gate that reminds me of the Brandenburg Gate, and the back of the property is right over Black's Beach. Black's Beach is San Diego's nude beach. |
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| egon |
too easy but;
look in the mirror michael. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
I mean - what else can you do with "Jacko wants to meet leprechauns"?
Well, we all have our quirks. |
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| not bound to please |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Well, we all have our quirks.
Yes - we are posting here for christsake! - and the two of us watch Days of Our Lives - and I even started watching Passions... - just shoot me! - But, some of us more "sane" - or rather eccentric, than others.
Jay Leno (hey - I watch it because Conan is on later and I'm too lazy to change the channel) said that Michael was changing his name to Pat O'Phile. |
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| pdog |
I've decided, before I leave this mortal coil, I will have sex with a green midget! |
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| not bound to please |
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pdog wrote:
I've decided, before I leave this mortal coil, I will have sex with a green midget!
Male or female? |
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| pdog |
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not bound to please wrote:
Male or female?
My only requirement is green! |
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| Saint Sway |
Keith Richards is more Leprechaun than Pirate.
yes? no?
discuss.... |
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| tookthatname |
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pdog wrote:
My only requirement is green!
I used to have a green poodle,
"funky funky funky poodle, funky poodle yeah!"
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| lovelymocca |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Thank you for clarifying that lovelymocca. I feel so much better. Is there any way i can get in contact with Mr. Jackson. I want to leave my kids in his care for the week end.
[Edited by corgi37]
Ha ha ha.....
Hey he's no longer in the baby sitting/boy sitting business.
He has already publicly stated that and so far (cause he's got a lot of people around him watching) he has kept that deal.
He said no more. So everyone should be greatful for that. |
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| lovelymocca |
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not bound to please wrote:
Jay Leno (hey - I watch it because Conan is on later and I'm too lazy to change the channel) said that Michael was changing his name to Pat O'Phile.
I've often thought about Leno, and some how i don't think he truly believes Mr. jackson to be a child abuser.
If he did he should have kept his mouth shut about the accuser, and let Michael fend for himself.
But he didn't, cause he knew what they were up to.
I think Jay leno's new job will be a therapist,you know
The Rapist! |
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| lovelymocca |
quote:
tookthatname wrote:
when Micheal was aquitted he came to San Diego to hide out from the press. He stayed on La Jolla Farms Road, From the description of the property in the paper, I'm pretty sure I know which property. It's the one at the end that has a huge gate that reminds me of the Brandenburg Gate, and the back of the property is right over Black's Beach. Black's Beach is San Diego's nude beach.
No. he left the country asap. He has not returned.
He hasn't thought about us, so why are we thinking about him? |
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| tookthatname |
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lovelymocca wrote:
No. he left the country asap. He has not returned.
He hasn't thought about us, so why are we thinking about him?
key words = asap
he was in SD for a week or so before he left the country |
